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Yeah, nobody had enough money to pay for that...

Looks like he still has some room left. Toby Keith all night buffet is next on Johnson's agenda.

Yes.

And Garth Brooks while he was at it.

You know, Zack is probably getting sick of all the music talk today. I know I was bugging him with it quite a bit, at least.

This makes me wonder if this reality is just some bizarre chemical reaction in my brain. This movie should not be possible in the real world.

See! I wasn't the only one to make this joke.

That makes two of us...

Hey, I was just looking to my "See and Say" for advice on conversation. You didn't help matters by kicking that dwarf in the throat. And you said you liked that scar! You said it helped improve the view from behind...

What can I say? If something smells like a goat, I'm gonna say it smells like a goat...

Nah, I'm pretty sure he was from the Ukraine. I think his name was Igor Vo-something or other...

I never realized Castro was such a Hoss. Castro > Matt Morgan Sign him, Vince!

Not since I got dentures...

Well, that's my motto, "Go down fighting"...

Why? Is he planning on hijacking a Hostess truck? Nah, he's too busy. Afterall he did just leave a 7 figure job at Fujitsu, to form a million dollar business, all while still being able to post here quite regularly, just like the rest of us.

You know how I like a challenge...

Well since Hoff probably won't be around for a while let me say this for him. Shit. And yes, that was directed to you Johnson.

*also Vomits, just under unrelated circumstances*

"Chave" is simply a state of mind and a condition of being. Not anything as trivial as a simple username, having escaped such corporeal shackles to become trully trancendent. Edit: Nice to see you around, Stardust!

...stripper?

Where's chave? I only see RoyalBlue here...

How about "FrozenCountOfPost"? "ChaveisMyGod"?

Seconded.

*gets crowd of drunk winos to sing Figaro*

'cause crafts are fun when you're drunk?