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Boo!! ABOBO sucks! George Costanza for best gimmick!

It could just be my dirty mind, but I think I took that in the wrong way. Still, it sounds like I'll be going to your house, because I fit the criteria. What! Mr. Piss thinking dirty? Nah, that could never happen...

Nah, I think we could do it in 5...

Come on, get tanked, it's a wonderful feeling. I'm straight edge. Damn morals... Hmm, I never noticed any morals. And what we have planned for tonight will certainly violate them if you do... Bugger. You know you love it Baby

Come on, get tanked, it's a wonderful feeling. I'm straight edge. Damn morals... Hmm, I never noticed any morals. And what we have planned for tonight will certainly violate them if you do...

I say we throw a kegger at you and Piss' house. That way you're staying in, technically speaking. Damn kids. Throw parties at my house, would ya? Grrrrr. Yeah, we want to be alone tonight. Well, except if Zack or CC or WJM or Stardust can come...

Why must you tease me so?

I hate when hookers charge you extra just because you want to shove their face in the toliet. I mean, what is this world coming to?

Now THAT'S more like it...

Don't make me get the hose again...

Angry Kotz makes me all squishy inside. Hmm, and here I thought it was the thirty pounds of Jello I made you eat. Hey...there's ALWAYS room for jello. Even when you're locked in a box the size of a tic tac container? That's right, Damn all the laws of Physics.

Angry Kotz makes me all squishy inside. Hmm, and here I thought it was the thirty pounds of Jello I made you eat.

Where do you think she went, huh? Chicks dig Mr. Piss' mask. Even though it is starting to look like a f'd up Hello Kitty.

Quiet you, or you'll be "Pissin' In The Wind" like *that*. I actually like that. The name's cool too...

No, make him suffer.

Hmm, depending on how freaky you can get, a fist could by itself might be a good symbol for the NATION OF FORNICATION...

Thats true to a certain extent. With me, if I get really heavily stoned, I will sit there and just think to myself thats it wrong to be this heavily stoned, and I'll need to tell someone as a way pf explaining my behaviour. Yep, and I'll probably be quite annoying doing this the next couple of days. We got a qp of nug to go through. And some better stuff always has a way of showing up.

Ditto...

Dames should wear one of those huge rainbow afro wigs in his next avatar. Hell, even if he doesn't, I can always throw something together in photoshop...

Can't go wrong with black tar heroin.

*sends in the mini-camera-cats*

That would explain all the stains on it...

Well, you're the one who gave it to me for Christmas.

That Dames new avatar kinda makes him look like ET.

Hmm, I actually tip less when I answer the door naked.