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Ah, and I was just getting warmed up....

Henry Toulouse Lautrec

Finally Guernica is ours. Take that Guernica.

I said he was 7 feet earlier. But he's actually about 6'8" 280 pounds....all muscle. He's got dark hair and a dark face with a giant moustache. He's either wearing his uniform or........*shudder*.......walking around in nothing but cut off's and cowboy boots......and he's got a hairy chest. He's your stereotypical 70's porn star! Bill Blaxski? He breast feeds John Madden.

I want some eggs with my Bacon.

Ummm.

Hello Dali!

Hey RoyalBlue, when is your break?

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Hey guys, the party doesn't have to stop. When The RoyalBlue closes down, PissClub starts up. There's no rule about not talking about PissClub, but seriously, how many of you would tell your friends you go to a urine and cat themed club?

*drinks the topshelf liquors free of charge*

Umm, you know, ABOBO is the father, right?

We can dress up a cat if you want? But we do that everynight.

Um, RoyalBlue, all this talk about knocked up ravers has me wondering. When will we have our own little bundle of joy?

You didn't wear a condom when cybering? I think we got to get him to start wearing them on the right head...

WJM went home about an hour ago, and I can't see NYF. Ew... WJM didn't go home. And kudos to you for making the barmaids wear skirts. (wink wink, nudge nudge). No, seriously, she went home. I wlked her back and then locked her in her cage. Who the fuck have you been fucking? Oh, SugarTushy, have you seen my cat?

Sorry about that. I forgot to shower.

Trust me, this works. I knew you were thinking of him! Bastard. Honey, this was before I met you in that Leather shoppe. We met in "Pirate Pete's Cat Emporium". You never remember stuff like that! *runs back to pub, crying* But Baby, you have to at least give me half credit. Afterall,we were both wearing leather then.

Trust me, this works. I knew you were thinking of him! Bastard. Honey, this was before I met you in that Leather shoppe.

Trust me, this works.

Sure, but keep your eye on JSYK. He's an amourous drunk... :::throws cell phone at Royal Blue's head::: *blocks cellphone with scubagear* Yeah, it makes no sense. Deal with it.

I really can't think of a witty response. Bastard. What do you want? I already have it

Sorry I'm late. I had to grab my scuba gear for the hottub.

But, RoyalBlue, you told me I was your Grand Opening...

It's because of your sexual encounter with RoyalBlue, isn't it? Don't be embarrassed, big man. We're all friends here. I find it deeply insulting that ABOBO would be the one traumatised by our tryst... You cheated on ME? I thought we had something special... No, you were there. We went over this while you were gone. Which one of us was wearing the Gladiator costume?