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Angelslayer: "OH MY GOD HE DIDN'T SAY HI-UH TO DROZ-UH" DEATH TO THE RVD-UH! Edited for the company-uh line Edited for HHH-uh Unedited. ::shrugs::

Angelslayer: "OH MY GOD HE SHOT ME IN THE FUCKING FACE~!!1!" Edited for consequence. Edited to whore.

filthy cat lover with a watersport fetish, It's not a fetish, it's a lifestyle, baby!

jdtyjdtygchjkdtyjcghjuitygjhtryuijdtyju I'm frozenblockofpiss Edited for the sake of editing I didled with Dutch's stinkhole while he was asleep Edited for truthful emphasis.

jdtyjdtygchjkdtyjcghjuitygjhtryuijdtyju I'm frozenblockofpiss Edited for the sake of editing Unedited due to lack of creativity.

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I like dead kittehs. /starts hwwwwacking it to kill some more kitties and tells Banky (who's hwwwacking it too, to start more threads) WOOHOO, triple kitten killage! 1 million points! What?!?!? Only I can kill cats! ::cues up Stephen Lynch:: I thought you were only into maiming and mutating them. Piss Co. has recently undergone expansion. Ahhh....PissCo. Sounds like a fine business you're running. Any positions available? I'll avoid the obvious joke here and just say leave your resume.

I like dead kittehs. /starts hwwwwacking it to kill some more kitties and tells Banky (who's hwwwacking it too, to start more threads) WOOHOO, triple kitten killage! 1 million points! What?!?!? Only I can kill cats! ::cues up Stephen Lynch:: I thought you were only into maiming and mutating them. Piss Co. has recently undergone expansion. Because he wants to put "it" up your poop-chute. Banky's gonna try to make you the "Pillow Biting Dutchman" Don't we all? I mean after chave, of course.

I like dead kittehs. /starts hwwwwacking it to kill some more kitties and tells Banky (who's hwwwacking it too, to start more threads) WOOHOO, triple kitten killage! 1 million points! What?!?!? Only I can kill cats! ::cues up Stephen Lynch::

I like dead kittehs. /starts hwwwwacking it to kill some more kitties and tells Banky (who's hwwwacking it too, to start more threads) WOOHOO, triple kitten killage! 1 million points!

Cat in the Hat. Seriously, I never read it before, and I gave my youngest niece and nephew a jolly good rendition, if I do say so myself.

"Carol of the Bells" Trans-Siberian Orchestra(sic?)

What did I start here?

I stopped shopping around this time of the season a couple of years ago due to stuff like this. It was quite odd to think that I fell into this, being that I am usually a quite a calm fellow, I piefaced an old women that was trying to take a furby from me, and was seriously thinking of pushing over her cane using husband. So I just get my shopping done by Halloween now.

Birthday wishes from the frozen piss'.

Ah, I wish this deal started last week. I just got my friend a Gamecube for his birthday. But I've given up on shopping today, I'll never top piefaceing a grandma for a furby.

No Nudes? *pshaw* In all seriousness now, I'm doing cartwheels finding out that he might be able to come back. Anybody still have that Brain head bobbing gif for the celebration?

The pissblock welcomes you back and wishes well to you on your road to recovery.

This is the pinacle of this gimmick.

Not to be bragging, but it's gonna be kind of hard to improve on frozenblockofpiss.

Nice sig Hoff. You obviously have good taste.

I see it now, all over billboards and marques, FUCK, THE ALMIGHTY!! He shall lead us on into our future. For he is Almighty, and he gives us snow.

An outlet for your twisted sexual frustrations?

Hmm, frozenblockoffuck...nah.

Boy, the gimmick posters are sucking again.