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I don't know about Chave, but I don't know anyone who WOULDN'T want to jerk off after staring at me for 10 minutes. Dames Tru 'Dat. You Sexy Mother Fucker

Thank you for your advice, Messiah of Masturbation. I should have known you would be more knowledgable in the field of whacking. I bow before the glory that is your calloused hand. Bravo, I say, Bravo.

And I owe it all to my new "Hyper-Masturbation" training course, with forword by the esteamed Dames, and a 10 minute how-to video staring chave. And you can own it too, just call 1-800-555-JACK. It's only two easy payments of $19.95, yes, two payments of 19.95. Call in the next ten minutes to get a bonus spooge rag. Sorry no COD's.

I attempted to have phone sex with a Telemarketer, took about 5 minutes for her to hang up.

Whatever strikes my fancy, I guess.

I know, I probably should have saved it. After I finish AoO and Tigger's I'm probably gonna retire the cats. Yes, it did...

Don't worry, I get yours done(and AoO's), though I'm having trouble finding any base pics for your special requested elements, I'll keep looking though.

No, this cat says the joke is dead...

I know I hated to break the chain. This cat is part fucking owl, and part fucking deer. Goddammit, Mr. Piss' pictures rock. I can't compete. Nonetheless, the Cat Picture War will continue! This cat's masturbating! This cat fought whiskers and lost Big time. This cat saw the above cat, and decided to get some protection. This cat doesn't use protection...

I know I hated to break the chain. This cat is part fucking owl, and part fucking deer. Goddammit, Mr. Piss' pictures rock. I can't compete. Nonetheless, the Cat Picture War will continue! This cat's masturbating! This cat fought whiskers and lost Big time.

I know I hated to break the chain. This cat is part fucking owl, and part fucking deer.

To quote Ripper "If irony was a white guy at a black comedy club, it'd be getting made fun of RIGHT NOW" This cat doesn't think you got the joke... While this cat says you aren't worthy of quoting Ripper.

How do you know my name is Banky? Huh? It was changed a long time ago away from that. You're Eagan. Ban. Well, let's see now... New Me/Pooh has called you Banky Bananaramaru has called you Banky RatsMilk/Tigger has called you Banky and, let's see now Dames has called you Banky, hmmm Haha, okay, I'll play your game, at least until a mod is nice enough to clarify everything I'll just say I'm Eagen and I'm Plunderin (even if I'm not), and I are too damn smart for you Your ass is mine, Banky People who rely on posting pictures suck...

This cat likes the pain... This cat hates razors. This cat's getting intimate with a ferret. This cat is half rabbit, I call him cabbit. This cat is pretending to be in The Blair Witch Project. This cat has a deathwish. This cat is nonplussed by the presence of Jesus Crhist. This cat is either a Dentist's Dream or Nightmare... This cat is a tramp. He drinks vodka. This cat has three tails and dislikes people who think this is overkill. This cat is getting a foolish human to carry it around by it's neck. This cat is going to hunt down plunderin if he hurts the cat.

This cat likes the pain... This cat hates razors. This cat's getting intimate with a ferret. This cat is half rabbit, I call him cabbit. This cat is pretending to be in The Blair Witch Project. This cat has a deathwish. This cat is nonplussed by the presence of Jesus Crhist. This cat is either a Dentist's Dream or Nightmare... This cat is a tramp. He drinks vodka. This cat has three tails and dislikes people who think this is overkill.

This cat likes the pain... This cat hates razors. This cat's getting intimate with a ferret. This cat is half rabbit, I call him cabbit. This cat is pretending to be in The Blair Witch Project. This cat has a deathwish. This cat is nonplussed by the presence of Jesus Crhist. This cat is either a Dentist's Dream or Nightmare...

This cat likes the pain... This cat hates razors. This cat's getting intimate with a ferret. This cat is half rabbit, I call him cabbit. This cat is pretending to be in The Blair Witch Project. This cat has a deathwish.

This cat likes the pain... This cat hates razors. This cat's getting intimate with a ferret. This cat is half rabbit, I call him cabbit.

This cat likes the pain... This cat hates razors.

Oh, Why doesn't someone think of the cats? How to you think this guy is going to react to this drama?

Dear diary, Remember to ask chave how he can think polarbears are cuter than these cats. Going to Hell, Who's Coming With Me, Mr. Piss P.S. Remember to give DownHome back his cat.

Dear Diary, I must remember to respectfully show the very cool Zack, this entry, earlier in my Diary, Crushing Zack's Ego Ever So Slightly. But also remember to thank him for giving my nickname some much needed attention. Still going to Hell, Mr. Piss

Dear Diary, Remind me to tell chave that I'm currently 22, with a birthday fast approaching. Informative, Mr. Piss

Ugg, I'll give it a rental when it comes out, but with the way Square has been going, I probably won't ever purchase it. *thinks back to when Final Fantasies were good and weeps*

Dear Diary, I helped my pseudo-niece move into my house today. Her uncle that she has been living with has become kind of an alcoholic, and she had to get away from that environment. So, I got an attractive, eighteen year old, who I'm not really related to, and has previously expressed interest in dating, living with me possibly for the next 6 months. I'm going to Hell, Mr. Piss