Crimson Platypus

You did well until the bolded part. Seems you forgot that we are talking about a TV show.

I wouldn't call him 'the next Shaq". He's not the same kind of player. Unless by that you mean the next dominate player, in which case he'd be "the next MJ".

I knew I was getting old when I stopped eating most cereals because they were "too sugary".

Drug tests? Whoa man.. I'm not going to the event thingys if they have those man. Dude.. is that a squirrel?

So the warning labels meant nothing?

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Dude I'm not plucking your pubic hairs with a tweezer, that's nasty. I think I'd actually prefer Carrot Top.

I am also against professionals being in the Olympics. In all events.

Stop taking things from a television show out of context and applying them to the real world. Television doesn't work that way.

So did your friend get choked by some guys on television? Was it because she is a fake zombie trying to beat you in a wrestling match? Stop taking things from a television show out of context and applying them to the real world. Television doesn't work that way.

A funeral is funnier than Carrot Top.

Why? Because some overly sensitive prissy bitches are offended by a fake zombie getting choked by fake Arab-American hitmen? It's stupid tripe bullshit television. Nothing more, nothing less. Get over it. Go outside and play a sport - get a new hobby. Stop crying because of a television show. IT'S JUST TELEVISION.

People are trashing this left and right, but fuck em, who really cares what critics think? I'll see it tomorrow regardless of what anyone else says.

They have this neat new invention, I think it's called the "remote control". It's really cool because it allows you to turn the channel without even leaving your seat! How amazing is that?!

Frisbee golf should definitely be in the Olympics, seeing a bunch of stoned hippies get gold medals while finely tuned athletic machines can't win a bronze in their event would crack me the fuck up.

Blues Brothers The Jerk Caddyshack I'm so sad that the first mention of Blues Brothers is on the 3rd page of this thread. Am I the only one who loves that movie? Jericholic82, that "pick a number" scene is easily the best in Vegas Vacation.

Get HBO so you can watch the boxing PPVs the week after they air for free.

Michigan won't be in the national championship game, no Big 10 team will be. The conference is just too stacked at the top. Iowa, OSU, UofM, and Wisconsin all play each other this year, can you honestly see any of them going undefeated through Big 10 play? I can't. As much as I would love to see a Big 10 school win the title (yes, even Michigan) I just don't see it this year.

At least there is one sane person in this thread. -edit- dammit two.. cuz, you know, me.

The only way I like that kind of scenario is if either (using the Vulture as an example): A. The Vulture then comes back badder, stronger, in the next film. or B. The Vulture is his whipping boy, Spidey beats his ass again in much the same manner in the next film. I personally don't like using the Vulture for option B because they could use his life draining/aging weapon very well with the current state of special effects (think T3 but with aging). It would work well using option A if they showed Vulture either at the end of the film, or the beginning of the next purchasing the previously mentioned weapon (or parts for it, not mentioning what the weapon does).

He's just doing his job really. He's a slimy dirtbag, but it's pretty much his job to get his clients more money. I really don't understand why Seattle is dragging their feet with Shaun Alexander?? He has only been the most consistent running back in the NFL the past 4 or 5 years (roughly 15 TDs, 1400ish yards per year I think without checking). It just makes sense to lock him up.

Kevin Jones? But seriously I was thinking the same thing. Just think of a normal name and be done with it. Like the article said the one time Lofton was in as Pernell Whitaker and got autograph requests. Well duh? You picked a famous person as your alias? That's real anonymous smart guy.

D'Augustino's (I think that's the spelling) on Southport on the Northside of Chicago = awesome pizza. Not that that helps you in NYC but yeah.

Unfortunately that stigma that Michigan State has of being soft underachievers is going to stick to that batch of players, and Alan is the first one. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I would have thought that their tournament run this year would have done away with that soft label. They really played their hearts out this year and beating first Duke, then Kentucky in double overtime, then losing to eventual champions North Carolina (with like 15 lottery picks on the roster) should have meant something.