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    Arizona Cardinals to unveil new uniforms

    I have only been to one Arena game, and that was two years ago, I was just commenting on the low quality of the design. It looks second rate to me. Like someone said above, I liked the all red they had, gave them a unique look. This looks like all those XFL/AFL/NFLEU* jerseys with 4 stripes and squares and slashes that are really just lame attempts at "updating" the teams look. *Or whatever the abbreviation for NFL Europe is.
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    Arizona Cardinals to unveil new uniforms

    Damn is that an Arena League team?
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    Obesity "epidemic" may have been overstated

    That is why the BMI is bullshit. I am 5'6 and about 165 and noone in there right mind would call me slightly overweight. But according to the BMI, I need to lose about 20lbs. Bullshit. By way of comparison I'm 5'9 220lbs. Damn Ripper I know I'm overweight but you make me seem HUGE.
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    Happy 4:20

    seconded (even if seconded is not actually a word I still seconded this post)
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    Soooo...who has their...

    Switch Ep 1 and Ep 2 and this is almost my exact same experience. I thought I was gonna have to smack a bitch that kept flipping out whenever Anakin was on screen. She was about 14, dressed as a "jedi", and kept moaning like a lost cow everytime he came on screen. She was also probably in the neighborhood of 350 lbs at 5'6" tall.
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    Soooo...who has their...

    Should buy them and scalp em.
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    Share your industry secrets

    Hell yes, I've been known to tell people a random isle number to get them away from me. I believe once I asked if the person could read and pointed at the signs above every aisle. They asked if I was always so rude. "Only to illiterate people. I have my standards." I wish every day on that job could've been the last one... That is pretty fuckin rude, though. Most times supermarket aisles aren't exactly specific with what I'm looking for, and a lot of times I just want to find it quickly and get the hell out of there. Is it that much fuckin work to remember a number and say it? My god, you're only being paid to do the job. Yeah but there isn't a person in the store that can remember where every single item is.
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    Why Do Men Have To Take Massive Shits In Public?

    When my buddy and I used to work at Meijer (supermarket) we would go in at like 3 in the morning in a drug induced haze and shit on the floor of the restroom all the time. Why? Because listening to the high schoolers tell us the story about having to clean up the corn riddled shit from the floor of the bathrooms would drive us to tears. Well it was funny at the time.
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    Monday Night Football moving to ESPN

    I was just talking to my brother about this, he said that the rumored broadcast team right now is Chris Berman, Steve Young and Jim Rome. Uh.. no.
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    Why Do Men Have To Take Massive Shits In Public?

    Ohhhh, you're one of those people. One of what? Those guys that hides to take a shit or gets stage fright at a urinal? Yeah... one of them
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    Why Do Men Have To Take Massive Shits In Public?

    I'm a public shitter and damn proud. Fuck your sissy sensibilities, if I have to shit I'll shit where ever I can. I'm not going to punish myself because someone else is in the restroom.
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    I'm deeply depressed...

    Agreed.
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    RedSox Fans Show That They They Are

    Agreed, it's not such a big deal, and ESPN will have moved on to other topics by the weekend, but the dude did take a swipe at Sheff. Not super agressive, but he was trying to interfere, and there's no way you can defend him by saying "he was going for the ball" like some people in this thread have. That's bullshit. I agree with this. On top of that, to say that Sheff should be fined/suspended is downright ridiculous. I'd wager that 90% of the players in baseball would have done the same thing he did. Intentional or not he got hit, or at least swung at, from his point of view. Drunk Boston Fan has NO BUSINESS ON THE FIELD OF PLAY. When are people going to understand that. Your ticket to the game does NOT give you the right to interfere with the game, nor does it give you the right to ever EVER touch a player before, during, or after a ball game. Drunk Boston Fan should not be allowed back into a MLB stadium EVER AGAIN.
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    WWE Corporate Power Structure

    Being CEO and Chairman of the Board of Directors seems to be a bit much but whatever.
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    A John Cena Interview

    Made me laugh.
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    WWE Carlito Shirt Poll

    Again if they didn't have the dumb shit on the back, 1 and 3 would be wearable. They just don't seem to understand that if someone is actually going to buy these shirts, they, and most likely the people that they know, will all know the wrestler from the catchphrase. That's kinda the whole point of a catchphrase, you know, to identify the wrestler's personality. I actually would wear 1 or 3 with nothing on the back.
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    KFC Snacker

    So true. Once you have Popeye's it's hard to go back to KFC. Bah. Give me Original Recipie anyday. Xtra crispy is the bomb diggity. (sorry about that)
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    Question about black people...

    Bad news, Lushus ... I saw 'wicked' all the fucking time. I mean, I say it a sickening amount. Even my friends and family mock me for over-saying it. I don't even realize it, but I say it a real lot. edit: had actually typed "a wicked lot" but realized it only when I hit "post" ... had to change it to "a real lot" That's okay, I call everyone dude. Young, old, male, female, I just can't help it. Called my boss dude the other day. She looked at me like I was nuts.
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    Xbox 2 to be revealed on May 12th...

    So $300 without a HD? Yeah no. I'll just wait until this comes out and buy an X-Box (1) once the price on that drops. I've been meaning to pick up an X-box for a while but couldn't justify the purchase since I already have a PS2. If the price drops with the release of the 360 then I will most likely get one.
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    LOST

    I'd have to say Walt, I don't know where they are going with the whole "the kid is special" thing, and I honestly don't care. I generally hate child actors and this kid is no exception.
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    Question about black people...

    I'm as Irish as it gets without actually having been born there and I can honestly say I've never heard such a thing.
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    April, 14, 2005 WWE SmackDown! Thread

    Heidenreich cracked me up last night. Fart jokes = hilarity.
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    Devil's Advocate

    I really wish Tom Brady could get some more media love. I mean the guy gets no respect. He should be mentioned right up there with Montana, Young, Favre, etc. In fact I'm going to petition ESPN to no longer call him Tom Brady, and from now on just Brady.
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    Question about black people...

    Wow that picture is so disturbing.
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    Should Casinos be allowed to ban Card Counters?

    The bottom line is that they can (and should be able to) throw you out for whatever the hell they want to do so. They don't owe you the right to even walk in their doors, let alone gamble there.
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