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    Question For The Fans of Women's Wrestling Here

    Like someone said above, no matter who gets signed, how well they do, etc it won't matter as long as Lawler jizzes all over the announcers table about PUPPIES~! every 3 minutes of a womens match because no one will take them as serious wrestlers.
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    Has WWE beat WCW

    I agree, and would have much rather seen him used more prominently. Still I was amused by the "fat chick thriller".
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    Has WWE beat WCW

    Awesome had no chance of ever going over the people on top of wcw when he was there.
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    Has WWE beat WCW

    I thought Mike Awesome the fat chick thriller was hilarious..
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    Bands you recentley discovered....

    http://www.bit-music.com goods
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    The OAO Batista Is Back Thread!!!!!!!

    Dave could be great but for the WWE Style~
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    New Dark Tower book

    Both nice sites.
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    Worst. Band. EVER. Thread

    Do boy bands count? If so I'd like to nominate The Backstreet Boys. If not then I would say that Creed is definately the worst band ever. Every other band nominated on here has at least one song that I like, or can tolerate. Creed on the otherhand is quite simply garbage.
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    New Dark Tower book

    I have reserved my copy - so freaking pumped. Hey frozen, got a link for any of those sites you mention? Would love to check that stuff out.
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    What WWE Pay Per Views have you Skipped?

    Well I can't say that I missed any of them. Did order Vengance though (only one).
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    Stuff from Observer

    It's really sad that the wrestlers are so bad that they can't remember a script consisting of 4 moves.
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    Top Survivor Series Matches

    HHH vs. Goldberg - World Heavyweight Title I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a dull spork Vince vs. Undertaker - Buried Alive Watching paint dry would be more exciting Shane vs. Kane - Inferno Match Would be less painful to smash my balls with a hammer Sable vs. Stephanie II The wildebeest against grandma plastic, fun it will not be Brock vs. Eddy - WWE Title Could be match of the year, but Donkey Kong will probably squash Eddy because of Vince's not-so-subtle homoerotic hoss love
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    What happened to all the peeps

    Yup, Monty is working in the AWWL here in Lansing, MI (my hometown). Sabu shows up pretty often, and Kevin Sullivan is fairly prominent as well. AWWL is owned by the Iron Sheik's sons btw...
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    WWE Management high on Orton, Maven

    100% correct.
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    The One & Only RAW Thread

    This will be week 3 or 4, not sure as I simply don't care. As long as Goldberg is champ I won't watch RAW or a RAW brand PPV.
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    No Mercy 2003 Workrate Predictions Thread

    Going to go to the bar so I can see Vince put Steph in a modified STF so he can rub his manjunk all over Steph's wonderfully large caboose.
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    WWE Banning Even More Moves

    When you have high muscle mass and look like Trips, Steiner, Batista you lose a lot of flexibility. Also when you get to a certain point it's a strain on your body. If you ever watch one of those contests where the guys are just ripped. Know that if you see them out of contest season and your going to see someone fairly chubby and not so ripped. Also note guys in strong man contests where flexibility and stuff is needed that they are not ripped what so ever. 100% correct. Think of a person's muscles as a rope attached at both ends to a crank. When a person works out it's like turning the crank at both ends. Eventually the rope just can't get any tighter and there is 0 flexibility left. The slightest little jostle on way or another is going to snap the rope (muscle).
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    Real Smackdown Spoilers

    One of the few times I read the spoilers and this is what I get - saved from possibly the worst show of all time.
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    The One and Only Raw Thread

    I'd much rather Goldberg win without squashing people. Makes everyone look better yadda yadda.. Goldberg was the reason I stopped watching WCW. None of the other nonsense could have driven me away like the champ beating everyone in 30seconds, yelling, and then leaving. God I hate Goldberg.
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    The One and Only Raw Thread

    I'm not sure how getting beat in 15 seconds makes Henry looks better?
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    Ratings going down the toilet

    Three words: Incest on television.
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    An interesting find

    He lost weight
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    "The Name Game"

    David Flair
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    "The Name Game"

    Perry Saturn
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    OMG! TCR on Smackdown!

    My best live show moment was going to a wcw show some time ago and being about 5ish rows back. Show walked by and I yelled FUCK YOU LITTLE MAN (note: im 5'8, about 190). He looked at me and I almost pissed myself. GD that guy is huge. Same show Benoit wrestled Meng, after a Meng takedown I yelled at the ref HE GRABBED HIS HAIR~! The ref acknowledged me and asked Meng, so Meng jumped OUT of the ring and came up to the barrier to yell at me, he was pretty damn imposing as well!
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