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    Recommend alcoholic beverages

    You must, must MUST get two friends and order 3 Three Wise Men shots. Don't ask what's in it, don't watch them make it, just order it and drink it.
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    UFC: Unleashed

    Not to argue the small stuff or anything, but many people who's name is spelled Stephen pronounce the PH as a V instead of F. That may not be the case here, but it's not a reach to shorten Stephen to Steve really.
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    OAO Devils Rejects Thread

    There was one scene (which I can't specify, since I don't know how to do spoilers) where pretty much everyone in the theatre laughed at an inopportune time ... as soon as we all quieted down, someone yelled out "how was that funny?!?" There were quite a few scenes that were LOL funny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My brother and I were laughing through the whole thing, no one else in the theater was.
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    OAO Devils Rejects Thread

    No, that doesn't happen.
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    Need a reliable product to pass a drug test

    Nope, but that's just because to me drugs are really not that big of a deal.
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    UPN Bans Hassan Permanently

    Bah, whatever, shave his beard, grow out his hair some and call him anything else and 90% of the WWE fans won't know the difference. It's over, just move on.
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    Need a reliable product to pass a drug test

    That shit that is supposed to clean you out can also trigger a positive on a drug test. That stuff shows up and you will not get the job.
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    Drew Rosenhaus saves drowning child...

    Of course the choose to take the risk of getting injured and having their bodies punished every Sunday. They also should be able to choose to get paid to do so.
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    Drew Rosenhaus saves drowning child...

    There is absolutely NO such thing as job security in the NFL. It doesn't exist. All it takes is one play for someone to have some freak injury that ends his career. Just ask Mike Utley.
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    For our black folks and wiggers

    Most of that is fine, but I've never understood the appeal of "Stupid" as being a good thing. It's really uh, dumb.
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    For our black folks and wiggers

    Kicks? I assume you mean shoes, but why not just type shoes?
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    The NFL Offseason/Pre-Draft Thread

    Man you just made Rosenhaus' point for him. If Walker plays this year for $515,000 and breaks his neck in game 3 the Packers don't care. They would pay out his contract for this year and dump him. Then he's fucked. If he gets $4million that's just a wee bit better for him in the long run huh?
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    Quite Frankly

    I couldn't take the way he talks for more than 5 minutes at a time really. Something about it just bugs me.
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    ESPN Article on WWE

    Al Snow eating Pepper reminded me of Scott Tenorman (probably misspeelled Tenorman) or vice-versa if that came first actually, I'm not sure.
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    UPN Bans Hassan Permanently

    Yes... yes it is. Neglecting it when it's actually needed and using it excessively later on is even more fun! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No. Censorship is ALWAYS wrong. Always. Let ME choose what I watch and don't watch. Period. I already have a mother and father, I'd rather not have UPN as a third parent thanks.
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    UPN Bans Hassan Permanently

    Censorship is fun!
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    ESPN Article on WWE

    This is getting tiresome.
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    Beer

    Watery, inoffensive. Plus the bartender/co-owner at my favorite bar usually gives a couple of cans to me and my pal for free at the end of a night of drinking. (It helps to already be intoxicated; I'm not high on PBR while sober.) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> PBR is no worse than Bud and Miller and much cheaper. I bought 30 for a tailgate last year for $12ish. Can't beat that. Period.
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    I've always wondered...

    English muffins are great with a little pizza sauce, some cheese, and a topping or two.
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    Sell me on Carlito

    I dig him. You guys saying he's the worst wrestler in the WWE are exaggerating just a wee bit. I've enjoyed his last two matches with Shelton quite a bit actually. Plus, he's damn good on the mic, something that most WWE guys are not.
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    Quite Frankly

    Monday nights, I think it was at 8pm
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    I fell into a creek

    He never said he had sex with her, he hung out with her and her boyfriend THOUGHT they did.
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    Pictures of one of my friends from MySpace

    That guy is hardcore, you can tell by the picture.
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    Make This Member A WWE Mod

    Was the _18 really necessary? I mean come on, are there really 17 other people with this nickname on the site?
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    I fell into a creek

    Yeah but I brag all the time about the 47 year old I banged when I was 23.
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