TSA09

^Is absolutely right

<Is so fucking bored at work.....but I'm getting paid to post!

If I'm not mistaken the bible also encourages slavery. So if you don't own a slave you have just gone against God's Will. I'm a Catholic, however, I also have the ability to think for myself and use common sense on matters. I don't follow the bible but I do believe in a few things. The whole sex thing though is something I choose not to believe in because I do believe God gave everyone free will and it should be left to the judgement of the individual. Unless you want all these kids you will use protection and birth control pills. Of course I'm addicted to sex, so right there makes me bad. But at least I'm satisfied

I believe in one of those Katie Vick threads or one mocking it (the one where Dames raped the board) Dames made the comment about getting back to talking about his semen, if I'm not mistaken.

So the thread goes back to talking about semen? Where is Dames?

The one person left out of M.E. is me, TSA. Tiff where can I sign up?

Oh yeah, don't just go straight to pounding away, let her get used to it and then once she relaxes then start pounding.

It is worth every minute

^Thinks I'm cute

Yes, if you use lots of lube and a adjustment period it makes it so much easier and pound away and it doesn't hurt as bad. And she needs to relax her muscles, that helps as well.

That's why you let her get adjusted to it first before you start pounding away. Personally I love the feel of it.

I like IDRM's idea

Maybe someone will give them a Kama Sutra book before hand.

MLB's response

The thing also with this is these two aren't some fresh out of high school kids and she is pregnant. This is a 26 and 28 year old who have never kissed anyone outside the family. Last time I checked, holding hands and hugging doesn't lead to sex. I think that Fallen Angel is looking way way way too into this. Nowhere in that article did it mention STDs or teen pregnancies. Sure you can use that as an arguement as to why you should wait til you are marriage, however how does kissing, hugging or holding hands factor into STDs or pregnancies?

That is just fucked up. Okay no sex before marriage is one thing, but damn no hugging or kissing? That'll be one sloppy first kiss and like Eric stated a bad honeymoon.

I've only had 1 ticket and I learned my lesson. I have friends that are worse than HBK16 and I'm scared to even be on the same road as they are.

This was a friend of mine that did this. The cop pulled her over for speeding and she told him that she just started her period and was gusting out blood in big clots and she didn't have a tampon. Needless to say he had a weak stomach and let her go. The only time I was pulled over was when Tony and I were going up to Texas A&M to see George Bush's Presidental Library and I was pulled over for doing 80 in a 70. I took defensive driving and have slowed down now and don't speed.

Well most guys really don't like to hear about how bad your flow is. I mean I could give examples of something you would say but I wouldn't wanna make y'all sick.

Which is bullshit anyways...I know more girls with Accidents and tickets then myself... Myself-1 Wife-5 My Father (Race Car Driver)-8 Mother (Daycare teacher) 13... And yet...We men have to pay higher prices... I like your arguements on this topic. And I know more crazy girl drivers than guy drivers. Exactly...and Girls get away with it so many times because all it takes is standard grade A flirting and then you get a fucking warning... B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. You flirt or claim you just started your period (only with male officers) and then proceed to get into gory details about the bleeding.

Yeah but in any other car you act like a dumbass?

And guys wonder why their insurance is so fucking high? Because dumbasses like this. Spoony has the right idea, make people envy you.

That gives you no right. That is just abusing it and you'll be sorry when you get a serious accident or end up really hurting someone.

Public transportation or a bike

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