River City Rocker

Who knows? So, let's just contact the guys at MythBusters and they'll figure it out.

During my senior year, I knew a ditzy blonde who was freaking out over apparently getting a really bad grade in her English class. Her solution was to go to the teacher's house after school unannounced and attempting to discuss the grade situation with the the man. When that didn't get the results she wanted, she seduced him. Rumor had it that the girl was already a little mentally disturbed. The girl and the teacher (some older dude in his fifties) carried on for a little while, until the girl started to brag about fucking the man. A friend contacted her parents, who contacted the school. The teacher was placed on leave, and fired later that year. The girl stayed in school the whole time, although she did become a bit of a social pariah afterwards. She turned out okay in the long run, with a job, college degree, and happily married (NOT to the teacher!) with a child. I have no idea what happened to the teacher, except for his lawsuit against the school that was mentioned a couple of times in the newspaper two years after getting fired.

*sigh* Next.

I believe I was in a corner bar during karaoke night when I first heard this classic.

Gotta love Wikipedia. I learned a while back that World War II was caused by hippos. Oh, and apparently, Jeff is gay. How that came into play during the war, no one knows...

Hmmm, I just may go for this one. After all, every forum needs random Hoosiers in charge.

Van Halen's bass lines were always ridiculously simple. Michael Anthony's real talent was always backing vocals. I wonder if Wolfgang can sing like the guy he's replacing.

I did the same thing during one dull Indiana summer. Except my hole wasn't any more than a foot deep, and I ended up filling it in before the new school year started...after I had buried some discarded action figures in it. This was in the day that we simply threw out or gave away old unwanted toys without realizing "Hey, those could be really valuable one day!" Those figures are probably still where I buried them, even if I haven't lived at that house for over sixteen years. For the record, my parents didn't like the hole, as they wanted me to "do something" that summer and not sit around doing nothing.

Oh, don't be silly!

KAAAAAAAAAANE!! As a Laugh-In fan, I have to say I approve this message. Not that I even bothered to watch RAW tonight, but oh well...

Yep...he'll be back. Probably before the end of the year, I betcha.

I ran into a girl several years ago who had a classic old school image of Spider-Man tattooed on her left bicep. It looked like John Romita himself had done the tattooing, it was that decent. If you can, try to find a picture done by Romita. He was always my favorite Spider-Man artist, IMO.

It depends on who ends up making throwing the most posts punches in that thread fight.

I'm still convinced that Vince McMahon will end a RAW one week by masturbating in the center of the ring, mid-promo. As in, he just throws the mic down after getting so pissed off that he can't even speak, whips it out and begins jerking off. This could only happen during a time that Vince is stressed out to the breaking point in real life, and angry at the lack of mainstream media attention he's been getting with any previous attempts of pushing the envelope in the weeks prior to this. And yes, half of the aborted promo would be attacking that media for ignoring him.

I wonder just how upset the guy was when he found out that the coffin was sealed in concrete? Oh well, he can always save those condoms in case he unexpectedly gets laid while in jail...

It's cute, but it's no "Lars Ulrich sues Napster" kind of story if that's what Brian May was hoping for...

lol i'll pretend u said 18!

Well, in a way, this is great news. Kurt Angle definitely needs time off to regroup, and a lot of time. Truth be told, one of the fears I've had for the past several months was that I would come here, or to another wrestling site, and see a headline like "Angle found dead" or "Kurt Angle dies in ring" after learning just how fucked up he was physically and mentally. But on the other hand, and to agree with a few people here, this has got to be the worst news for Angle. He's even said he wouldn't quit in the past, and it goes without saying that being forced to stop what he loves the most has to be a harder burden than his body breaking down and his personal life falling apart. He's got to want to get better, and I really don't think Angle wants to; he just wants to wrestle. We'll see how this goes, and hopefully, it won't end in tragedy before the end of this year.

Should I ask? High on ecstasy.

"I'm Hitler".

Who cares, she's still hot.

So how long until it becomes a standard?

Hurricane.

Anyone else want to take bets that Jeffrey Skilling somehow dies before his sentencing? That's what I think just might happen.

It looks like Rhino has finally realized that the only "fair" way to release collections are to include two Joel-era episodes, one Mike-hosted episode from CC, and one from the Sci-Fi run. It's great, but to be honest, this really kills the chance of seeing just one all-Joel box set in the future...