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    The guy I buy pot from occasionally was arrested.

    I use the words Weed, Marijuana and Skunk to refer to leaves etc and use "pot" to refer to solids/resin
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    My Take....

    Oh, totally. They could've gotten in the ring, walked in circles for 5 minutes, then took three bumps (combined) and finished the match, and the people would STILL have been fucking rabid. I can't understand how that match didn't get booked. It would've been an excellent "special attraction" match at WMXX. The two biggest legends ever, in MSG, at WMXX? Hells yes. who would you book as the heel though? I think that paradox is what stopped the match.
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    WWE and Sable Part Ways!

    *starts attempting to sing JR style* na na na na hey grandma funbags.... goodbye...
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    Fantastic Kurt Angle article

    Thankyou Kurt.
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    Danny Williams to turn up on Raw?

    Well Williams IS from London, England and has a pretty impressive record, and is a Heavyweight Champion in the UK, so I can safely assume the people of England know who Danny Williams is. We do. <signs> Who controls the british crown... who keeps the metric system down.... we do, we do </signs>
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    Guess who bought the Katie Vick Costume!

    He'll begin by spitting goats seamen all over her face from a water bottle. The acts he performs on her will include penetration with a sledgehammer, chopping suggestively around his crotch region and having his friends run in whilst performing oral sex to help him. However, he will then anally violate her and film it showing it to all her friends so she can never be regarded as a credible sexual partner again. Maintaining his dominant postion as the alpha male in their house. He will then begin to idolise an old porn star and attempt to mimmick his career in as many ways as possible.
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    Guess who bought the Katie Vick Costume!

    He should make it up to her by dressing her in the cheerleader outfit and asking her to play dead whilst he performed sexual acts on her with motorhead playing in the background.
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    WWE Releases Sakoda....

    Yang / Funaki vs London / Kidman~~~~~~~~~~~!
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    RAW house show results from 7-30-04

    I'm so sick of the [insert name of face who has pissed off Bischoff] will be facing.. KANE
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    The Official What I think You Look Like

    *punches you in the face for crying like a little bitch* *reconsiders life choices and starts making bombs and soap from fat stolen from a lyposuction clinic *
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    Paul London is the Next Big Thing

    *witnessed*
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    Eddie Guerrero is a grand slam champion...

    Christian has won the Intercontinental, European, Light Heavyweight, Hardcore and of course Tag. If he wins the World he'd be one.
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    The Official What I think You Look Like

    *bursts into tears after having post ignored*
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    The Official What I think You Look Like

    I've been here longish allthough I don't post whore.... What about me?
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    WWE News & Notes from the 7/26 Observer

    Heh, he won't be pushed after he botches a move on the undertaker
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    Attn: People using images from paul-london.com

    I wonder when she will admit she actually doesn't know how to turn on Hotlink Protection
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    Attn: People using images from paul-london.com

    this image:- is still hosted there, begin linking people!
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    Attn: People using images from paul-london.com

    Paul London rules!
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    Attn: People using images from paul-london.com

    To be honest.... if Becka was a good webmaster she'd just turn on hotlinking protection.
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    McMahon Upset That SD! Drew Stronger Rating Than

    You'd be pitting them as rivals to a new generation of coolness by letting Orton maintain his arrogance, Batista maintain his pimp daddy monster role, Benjamin being the confident/cocky guy he was when he jumped from SD to Raw and beat HHH, Jericho being what he is now and Flair being the legend guiding what could on paper look like a new generation of Horsemen. Strangely enough.... that sounds very appealing.
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    New WWE Ticket information

    I'm in section D
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    ants in the house

    Mix polystyrene (46 parts), petrol(gasoline) (33 parts) and benzene (21 parts) and sugar, and place it suitably far away from your house but close enough to attract the ant's attention.... Then light it when all the ants are harvesting it.... Then run like hell.
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    Some WWE News and Notes

    CHA-CHING~~~!
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    WWE going after E-feds?

    I booked an angle where my stable kidnapped someone, drugged them to make them seem dead and dropped them in "the happy homosexual's necrophilia club" .... about 4 months later the Katie Vick angle aired on WWE
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