Ultra Violence

Ok, thanks for the responses I recieved. The position has now been filled. (sorry for the double post)

delete the post above me and move this to classics

Well, about six months ago he stopped efedding. The fed owner was his cousin, told us all it was because he was expecting his WWE callup and wanted to put more time into training. Sadly, the fed owner (who apparently works for Microsoft) dissapeared offline about three months ago Otherwise i'd link him to this thread!

I forgot to say, I used to be in an efed with the guy who wrestles as Seven. He called himself Dru Gunner, and was a pretty good RPer.

How many times has this gimmick been done? Mine, Moppy, Pepe'(sp?) HOW DARE YOU FORGET HEAD!!!!! What does everybody want????????

Best. Post. This Week. Nah, I think the Thuganomics Holiday Saga that RRR and I wrote is better. I agree, the thuganomics christmas story had me laughing all day, which sucks because I have a sore throat

JR: MAH GAWD!!!!! SPIKE DUDLEY WINS THE WWE TITLE King: PUPPIES JR: King BAH GAWD Spike beat Goldberg King: PUPPIES JR: Do you even pay attention to what's happening any more? King: PUPPIES! JR: ah fuck it, STONE COLD. STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD *ejactulates into camera lense*

So how long until they put the Aryan race gimmick on Brock? Maybe they can involve John Heidenreich muhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha

Jerry.... Springer... Isn't....Real?

They should sell RVD bongs. At a slightly higher price they should have replica WWE creative team crack pipes I also noticed there is still hogan merchandise

Actually, Williams was reveled to died of a heart complication...not drink related. He suffered some rare type of thing. It is pretty easy though, i've seen people so drunk that there constantly vomiting. If they pass out, and no one sober is watching them its just a matter of time.

Choking on your own vomit is very common in the entertainment industry, and its usually drink related. Immediately Dave Williams (lead singer of Drowning Pool) and one of the members of AC/DC spring to mind. RIP Crash

I was told, by my puro geek friends, he is a good wrestler. Apparently he sucked on TNA, but normally puts on ***+ matches.

Because "Maven" sounds like a brand of suppository *. He needs a gimmick, thats the problem with tough enough, the fans know their real personality so they can't accept them in a gimmick role. * For those who aren't sick minded enough to find out, a suppository is a pill that you stick up your ass, kind of like a Werthers Original - hard, round, and often used by old people.

Maybe they will give us this as an old style SS match...... Tajiri + His Other two guys + Matt Hardy + Shannon vs Rey Mysterio + Ultimo Dragon + Billy Kidman + Jamie Noble + Funaki or something like it

Isn't this a little too much like AJ / D'lo in TNA?

*marks out for a reference to what used to be his favourite cartoon when he was four in 1990*

Bizzare... HHH ... on his wedding night... Stephanie tightens his dog coller too much

*starts heyman chant* *realises it will be Austin *

I found some of this quite interesting..... (In a sarcastic sort of way)

KILL HIM.... he was Jones's tag partner! From Nathan Jones's Bio.......

*flashback to Dilbert episode* "Introducing the honourable judge STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN" *glass breaks at back of courtroom* Dilbert: Can't we have a real judge? Dogbert: Not according to the media agreememnt I signed StoneCold: AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS ORDER IN THE COURT

What the fuck are you on?

I think they actually need to give Lesner a proper gimmick and name, he could draw more.... especially with someone to talk for him. RVD could be over huge, if built up right. Gurrero = next SD Champ

I'm going to go through the roster and make a comment about each of them. I know some people are going to probably get pissed off about it, but fuck 'em. RAW AL SNOW - Is improving as an announcer BATISTA - Haven't seen him enough to judge BOOKER T - Needs to have a final world title run, then retire BUBBA RAY DUDLEY - The dudleys need to be heel CHRIS JERICHO - Is due a face turn, and in my opinion should be the one who beats Kane for the world title eventually..... CHRIS NOWINSKI - Talented, Young, Has alot of potential CHRISTIAN - Future Top Heel D-VON DUDLEY - See Bubba Ray ERIC BISCHOFF - In my opinion SD should loose steph and he should be made GM, away from Austin GAIL KIM - Needs to improve GARRISON CADE - Young vanilla rookie, needs a gimmick GOLDBERG - Still has to prove himself a draw GOLDUST - Hopefully will help expose Lance Storm's strengths IVORY - Is she still around? JACQUELINE - see Ivory JAZZ - Injury Prone KANE - Next World Champion KEVIN NASH - Would make a good colour commentator LANCE STORM - Underused MARK HENRY - Needs to be fired, fat, useless, stiff MARK JINDRAK - See Cade, apart from not so young MAVEN - Bland MISS JACKIE - Needs to manage someone who's over MOLLY HOLLY - Best female wrestler on the roster IMO RANDY ORTON - The RNN gimmick had potential, but isn't over RENE DUPREE - Tres Vert, but I prefer him with Conway to Grenier, RIC FLAIR - Legend.... Needs to do the job to Jericho at wrestlemania RICO - Un-over ROB CONWAY - Should be Duprees perminant partner ROB VAN DAM - Uber over, could be used as a top face RODNEY MACK - On the roster because he's banging Jazz ROSEY - S.H.I.T SCOTT STEINER - Waste of money SHAWN MICHAELS - Still good in the ring SPIKE DUDLEY - Jobber STACY KEIBLER - Needs to get out of the awful Test / Steiner angle, maybe manage Lance Storm STEVEN RICHARDS - The GM angle should continue! STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN - Needs to come back for one last big job, then turn heel SYLVAN GRENIER - Talentless TERRI - Old TEST - Fire him already! THE HURRICANE - Stuck with a bad gimmick, but still does well THE ROCK - Dead in hollywood THEODORE LONG - Another potentially great colour commentator TOMMY DREAMER - Underapprechiated TRISH STRATUS - Perminant Womans Title Fued TRIPLE H - Die VAL VENIS - Should go back to the Morely gimmick VICTORIA - Reasonable in the ring, good psycology WILLIAM REGAL - Should be RAW PBP commentator JR / King - Jr would be ok as a backstage interviewer, loose king! Lita - Should be in the women's picture somewhere Smackdown A-TRAIN - Useless Hoss BIG SHOW - Good as a jobber, should be out the ME BILL DeMOTT - See A-Train BILLY GUNN - Needs to be fired BILLY KIDMAN - Needs to be in a stable with Heyman BRADSHAW - The APA need to retire BROCK LESNAR - Growing Stale CHARLIE HAAS - Improving quickly CHAVO GUERRERO - Is about to progress to mid card CHRIS BENOIT - Needs to be in the afformentioned Heyman stable CHUCK PALUMBO - meh DANNY BASHAM - Part of the main jobber tag team DAWN MARIE - Heyman Stable DOUG BASHAM - see danny EDDIE GUERRERO - The next Austin EDGE - Needs to be turned when he returns FAAROOQ - See Bradshaw FUNAKI - Under apprechiated HARDCORE HOLLY - Needs to be fired, has no use JAMIE NOBLE - Good Cruiserweight JOHN CENA - Future ME talent JOHNNY STAMBOLI - Needs to be fired KURT ANGLE - Needs to be heel, Angle vs Guerrero - WMXX ME MATT HARDY - Great Gimmick, could go to the top NATHAN JONES - FIRE HIM NIDIA - Noble's valet NUNZIO - Unlucky to be sent down with the FBI (to OVW) REY MYSTERIO - Very over, The C/W division could be built on him, if used better RHYNO - A reasonable hoss! RIKISHI - Useless sack of shit SABLE - Not a milf SEAN O'HAIRE - if used well, could be top mid-card heel SHANNON MOORE - Good C/W SHELTON BENJAMIN - See Hass, could be a future ME SPANKY - C/W jobber STEPHANIE MCMAHON - Needs to get away from TV + The creative team TAJIRI - Best C/W heel, TAZZ - Good colour commentator TORRIE WILSON - Could be a big draw ULTIMO DRAGON - Underapprechiated, smarkgod, could be in the "heyman stable" UNDERTAKER - Needs to do the final job then retire at XX ZACH GOWEN - Should be heel