Ultra Violence

Capture Natasha Kampusch and keep her in your basement. Make sure you learn to say "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again" in German first though. Es reibt das Hautwasser auf ihm ist Haut - Oder sonst es erhält den Schlauch wieder

Is that the Dresden Dolls chick? Dunno, but the image looks like it's from Bob Coulter's book, Bad girls hotel. On the subject of aquatic animals:-

I've been lurking here longer than 5 years... I used to have a post count but was a victim of the vortex. However due to the fact I have lurked for the majority of my tenure my presence here is insignificant therefore I resolve to post more from now on.

Dreamer JOBBED? I don't believe it!

Personally I prefer the Cradle of Filth t-shirt he had on a couple of weeks ago... #3 is cool though.

Anyone's Bike

I don't know... It can't be safe for him there with Heyman threatening to crucify people. Also he's lost overness since jobbing to the romans. Nah, he got his heat back three days later with the Resurrection. Unfortunately as most marks have no proof of this this has only boosted his heat with a select few. His lack of promo time lately has caused his fanbase to dwindle into obscurity.

I don't know... It can't be safe for him there with Heyman threatening to crucify people. Also he's lost overness since jobbing to the romans.

Personally.... I think.... I... would.... hav... 2... say... ThE... Benoit vs Jericho.... Ladder match... where.... Jericho.... Used... THE OCTOPUS! ...Anyone Else Agree..

Cause they are the only two dudes worth him jobbing too? What do you expect him to come back and job to Cena or Edge? Get real brother, Hogan WAS and IS a fucking ICON. I hate the son of a bitch, he is liar and revisionist but he is Hulk Hogan. What do you want him to come back and job out to Shelton Benjamin and ruin his kayfabe legacy like Ric Flair has? Get real. The thing is DRH they aren't. They are never going to wrestle again. Rock is making movies, Austin's neck is fucked. Putting them over using Hogan's legacy is fucking pointless, both men's careers have already been made. Job Hogan to Punk, Joe or even Harry Smith where it will actually mean something and propel them to the top. Furthermore if Hogan's legacy is so legendary then one squash / put over isn't going to ruin that, especially since he's clearly no longer a legitimate threat.

What would be the use in putting over two non wrestlers?

Maybe in kayfabe they'll trade him for Angle.

Me neither. Who does? I don't drink (and oddly enough I never have) but i'm by no means straight edge. I usually enjoy going out with my friends when they're drunk, Generally I just have a few Red Bulls and enjoy the hilarity. There is a club we go to where they give you a free shot with every drink purchased so I tend to feed them random Tequilas and Jagers etc.

To be honest Vince is roided up and coked to the gills and he's not exactly young.

Apparently..... Personally I'd say one of these is to blame, imo. Or they all fucked Lita.

Not a fan of Religon then Czech?

It won't be baptised! Tonight on RAW the baby will join the MR MCMAHON KISS MY ASS CLUB. and all the wrestlers will turn out for the baby's big moment This baby will be the first to be born into the great religon of McMahonism. RELIGON~! Finally... someone who reads below the WWE Folder.

JR: ANYONE CAN BE SUSPENDED IN THE WWFE

How dare you no-sell the mighty religon.

It won't be baptised! Tonight on RAW the baby will join the MR MCMAHON KISS MY ASS CLUB. and all the wrestlers will turn out for the baby's big moment This baby will be the first to be born into the great religon of McMahonism.

It won't be baptised! Tonight on RAW the baby will join the MR MCMAHON KISS MY ASS CLUB.

And just to make it his dream angle Steph was temporarily dead and therfore the child grew very slowly after it was actually conceived on her 15th birthday.

I wonder if Vince will be the kayfabed father and descibe it as a product of his mighty semen.

As much as we all like to bash the Royal Ringside Family, I gotta give the obligatory congrats to Hunter and Steph. Honestly, from a lot of the stuff I've read and seen I believe Hunter will make a good dad. That kid could just as easily become like many other wrestlers or pro athlete's children (See: Kemp, Shawn). I disagree. As soon as comes out of the gash and latches on to Steph's udder he'll hit it with a sledgehammer then pedigree it for stealing his spot.

I have a terrible feeling the sprog will be male.