Murmuring Beast

One of the idiots drops a girl on her head right at the end of the video. Yes, I watched the whole thing.

Quite a few Chinese Buffet places in Glasgow.

Yes, Americans don't like sawker because there aren't guaranteed goals but in the 47 games I saw in person last season, only one game didn't have a single goal. Last Saturday I saw one of the most exciting finishes to a game I've ever witnessed in the flesh as the team I support, Queen's Park, scored in the third minute of stoppage time to win 3-2. People were throwing themselves all over the place (see below). Football is the best game in the world, I'm sad that Americans don't realise that. Goal celebration I'm the psycho with the black and white scarf, hanging over the take-away ad.

Lots of shitty songs.

I hate bowling - I'll play anyone at pool, but I am always humiliated when bowling. Crap game anyway.

Milky's life is literally true. Do you agree.

I like Deacon Blue unashamedly. Their debut album is very good.

I don't have any doubt that Milky could drink me under the table.

Well, I have never been with a drunk Irishman strangely - but I'm sure we're much the same...

Beer on draft here is the pits (Tennent's and Carling is marketed urine) and I've never been one for Belhaven. Guiness is something I've never taken to, from tap or can. I'll only drink beer in a bottle - Corona, Sol, Brahma. I drank a lot of beer in Germany, but that's only because they know how to do it right. For me, it's usually cider to start with - I'll take Magners or Kopperberg pear. I started on Strongbow and Blackthorne as a student but like my academic career, I went off those. As for spirits, there's a time of the night where I'll drink anything sadly. No gin whatsoever, though. I used to be big on Southern Comfort and Coke, but I got sick of the stuff eventually - vodka and coke is an absolute surefire and like Milky says, cheap vodka is still vodka. For some reason, Jack is really cheap here and I can't go it. Truthfully, I'm not into whiskey enthusiastically, but if someone gives me a flask and goes, 'this is good stuff', I'll have a sip and pretend it's different from the rest. Shots, cocktails, bring it on. Who said we had a drinking culture?

GG is a great hero of mine as well. Everyone has their GG Allin moments.

Milky saved TSM.

Lou 1. Transformer (the best songs and production) 2. Street Hassle 3. New Sensations 4. The Bells 5. Lou Reed 6. Magic & Loss 7. Sally Can't Dance (hilarious) 8. Berlin (hard to listen to) 9. Coney Island Baby 10. Mistrial (some good tracks) 11. New York (a bore) That was hard - I've left out a few (Metal Machine; the shitty toss-off albums he did in the mid 70s and early 80s and Drella. His later stuff I'm not familiar with)

Weren't Boo Bradley, Tank Abbott, Frank Nabbit, and Duke the Dog all the same guy? And then some "drinks lots of Milky" guy? Yes, but Tank Abbot was the most extreme incarnation, posting vile pictures which resulted in his banning. I thought Duke the Dog was pretty funny though.

Bruiser Brody is Boo Bradley.

The albums usually come in shots of two now - you must get Today/Summer Days and Summer Nights!!! two-fer and Sunflower/Surf's Up. These are not expensive from my experience in the UK - don't spend anything more than £10, I got them for a fiver. If you like them, get everything from the 60s. Buy Brian Wilson's SMILE if you can see it cheap - he'll play a bit from that.

Kirin is horrible.

We have NO (good ) strikers. Off to Germany on Sunday.

Not your best, Inc.

It confused me as a kid that there were two versions that here in the UK they would run at the same time, sometimes one after the other. I think I preferred this version.

I would sign Sheringham in half a second.

John Smeaton is a legend. 'I wiz havin a fag...he wiz shoutin' in Arabic....shoutin 'Allah'...'Allah'...it was like, ventin'....he was head to toe in flames' Brilliant.

THANKS TONY!

REM have done some pretty awful covers, mostly in their early days. More recently, '#9 Dream' by Lennon.