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Murmuring Beast

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  1. Murmuring Beast

    A Very Happy Birthday To.......

    Aren't you BANND2004lolLOL~~?
  2. Murmuring Beast

    I'm the Emperor of France

    Proves my thoughts on you, moron. =-Mike
  3. Murmuring Beast

    I'm the Emperor of France

    Stay on topic or I'll call this fluff.. =-Mike
  4. Murmuring Beast

    I'm the Emperor of France

    Where are your onions?
  5. Murmuring Beast

    So what do you do?

    Currently on the phones for the Civil Service on the benefits side of things. 'Where's ma money!!!'
  6. Murmuring Beast

    A cat sucking on a black man's nipple.

    Genius.
  7. Murmuring Beast

    Hey guys.

    ...or he's with Angela Lansbury.
  8. Murmuring Beast

    I've Decided To Quit Drinking

    You're drinking now, aren't you?
  9. Murmuring Beast

    I've started smoking.

    100%!!!
  10. Murmuring Beast

    I've started smoking.

    What would Jesus do?
  11. Murmuring Beast

    I hadda party Friday...

    This is excellent.
  12. Murmuring Beast

    Oh hey.

    Quite, as in coming in drunk after a night out.
  13. Murmuring Beast

    Oh hey.

    I vaugely remember reading it last night.
  14. Murmuring Beast

    I'm calling off "Operation Flirt with Jimmy

    Ignorant cunt.
  15. Murmuring Beast

    As we approach Classic #31

    Should we revoke the classic status of CWM's threads, since he revoked his TSMship? No, he was actually pretty good when high.
  16. Murmuring Beast

    Happy Birthday To Me

    Hope you have a great day.
  17. Murmuring Beast

    Macaulay Culkin preparing to play Wesley

    He still looks 12.
  18. Murmuring Beast

    As we approach Classic #31

    Looking back, we could lose some of the stuff on the Classics board. A lot of it isn't funny anymore and should be duly returned to the folder it originally came from.
  19. Murmuring Beast

    My Coworkers Are Fucking Morons

    My coworkers like Rave, shite RNB and Rap like Usher and Eminem, and atrocious stadium rock. They think my tastes are 'cute'.
  20. Murmuring Beast

    Happy Birthday Captain of Outer Space

    I didn't think Spacemen had birthdays like us...ah well. Happy Birthdaaay.
  21. Murmuring Beast

    History has been made today.

    that is the last time i take a shit in a nightclub.....!!!!
  22. Murmuring Beast

    Pictures of me and friends...

    Why weren't we invited??
  23. Murmuring Beast

    Guys

    Who is Subliminal Animal?
  24. Murmuring Beast

    The Greatest Book In The History Of Books

    Is Ass Fisting a work in progress?
  25. Murmuring Beast

    Funny reviews on amazon.com

    Jesus, who cares? Some kids like matches that you don't! Get fucking over it.
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