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  1. Murmuring Beast

    Dying teens wish for Cameron Diaz blowjob

    That is brilliantly sad.
  2. Murmuring Beast

    I'm Leaving.

    Hmm, you'll only be 100 miles away from me...scary.
  3. Murmuring Beast

    I'm Leaving.

    Dundee, Scotland???
  4. Murmuring Beast

    How many times have you watched Wayne's World?

    For someone who doesn't own it, too many times.
  5. Murmuring Beast

    Senior Year

    For me it was totally rubbish, although I know a lot of people probably thought that it was the best year ever. I found it very depressing. Because of timetable clashes, I spent a lot of time on my own, mostly in the library. I was already in University, so I didn't need to bother with any school work. When I did meet up with my friends, I looked around and realised that we were in the smallest group (4 or 5 of us) within the whole year, which upset me at the time. Plus I developed a crush on this girl in my English class, which didn't go away until the summer (I saw her again afterwards and she had crap hair, so I was happy). I didn't go to my end of year dance because of her, but all I missed were bad jokes and teachers making fools of themselves. The only high-point of the whole year was more or less writing the yearbook, which makes me proud, although I've never read it since it was released. In a word: CRAP!
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    Best 80's music

    Where's the REM love??
  7. Murmuring Beast

    This folder is the new General Chat.

    InTeReStInG
  8. Murmuring Beast

    Best 80's music

    REM The Smiths (yes, The Smiths !!! MIG will be so proud.)
  9. Murmuring Beast

    So, I've been smoking.

    Not bad, Banks, we didn't get chucked out but after waltzing and smooching with a fine lass I was told she 'wasn't interested' Saw her afterwards next to some bald clown. Ah well. Better luck next week.
  10. Murmuring Beast

    Hey Loss...

    Can't beat a bit of parody.
  11. Murmuring Beast

    Hey Loss...

    Think of your suspension as a blessing, MB, Suspended from WWE since not long enough ago.
  12. Murmuring Beast

    [UK] Taboo Tuesday and Airtime [not America]

    OMG I AM SO OFFENDED I FEEL CHEATED I CLICKED ON THIS!! USSR!! Yeh.
  13. Murmuring Beast

    2,500 posts!!

    The Captain is the greatest poster on here. The 'she packed my bags last night' line is classic.
  14. Murmuring Beast

    The TSM livestock auction

    10 unused electric chairs.
  15. Murmuring Beast

    The TSM livestock auction

    $4 + Sex.
  16. Murmuring Beast

    The TSM livestock auction

    A dollar.
  17. Murmuring Beast

    Best song opening

    California Girls.
  18. Murmuring Beast

    What DVD Player brand...

    PS2 in my bedroom and Panasonic in the living room. The panasonic one is pretty great, if huge.
  19. Murmuring Beast

    A Moment To Bitch

    The last time I used my mobile was on Friday night, when I had to because some guy needed to know where I was to meet up with him. Other than that, I'm amazed people bother phoning me. I'm on msn almost always and I'll check my email so I'd rather do that, than have to dial three hundred numbers to either hear background noise followed by awkward laughter, a token line and 'call me back', etc. I used it when I was going out with a girl, but generally that was text message stuff. Plus I work on telephones, so I'm more of a face-to-face man now than ever before.
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    A Moment To Bitch

    I'm a bit like your friends. I rarely have my mobile phone on, nevermind with me, and as for checking voicemail *stiffles laughter*, once in a lifetime wouldn't do it justice. I hate mobile phones.
  21. Murmuring Beast

    Post In This Thread

    I've contacted the appropriate bodies within TSM and it's been given the go-ahead. So if you post in this thread, you will banned. This is mainly due to the popular trend around TSM these days in which asking to banned is quite popular, so I urge everyone to do so. Use this thread as your tool of destruction.
  22. Murmuring Beast

    I'm waiting for the end of the world.

    God speed, Inc.
  23. Murmuring Beast

    Don't ask, don't tell

    +111111 LoooZERS!
  24. Murmuring Beast

    Don't ask, don't tell

    Genius.
  25. Murmuring Beast

    IT'S MY B-DAY TODAY!!!

    Have a good one buddy.
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