Murmuring Beast

You're fired Cunt. Where's my compensation?

I'll be your assistant but I'm not filling that shit out.

Wait, I thought I was Reverse! SCREWJOB! PLAGIARIST! EAGEN OMG

You only get two terms. A term equals a week. After the first week, there'll be a vote to decide whether Banky should stay in.

Piccadilly Circus isn't really a circus...*rimshot* Come to Glasgow instead, much better.

But you act gay, so you should understand.

Please use these special polystyrene bats to playfully hit each other with. Wait, where did the polystyrene go?

Quiet you.

Oh, sweet delicous irony.

I'm still trying to figure out who's in my team. Wouldn't want to knock anyone out with 'friendly fire' Draft Death Count: +0

Edited for clarity. =-Mike And no, he's all three of me.

Edited for clarity. =-Mike

So this whole thing was a ploy to get Fooster? My god, it's genius. I can't believe we all fell for it. The unbridled genius that went into planning and executing this absolutely sterling ploy makes my mind explode, as it is clearly so high-concept that my simple mind cannot fully grasp it in its entirety. Genius, Frigid Soul....genius. FRICTION!

+0 =-Mike

Props for the excellent Brian Wilson pic, Kylie. Nice one.

This is like gym-class all over again.

I have London Calling, but, incredibly, I've not listened to it all the way through. I've never really got any of the two acclaimed Radiohead albums, The Bends and Ok Computer. Those two just kinda went over my head. Maybe I'll get round to getting it some day.

Draft me, even though I am usually a concientous objector to such rubbish.

Top REM Songs at the moment. Can't Get There From Here Losing My Religion Radio Free Europe Wolves, Lower Pilgrimage

Kotz IDRM Lord Of The Curry Agent Of Oblivion Ripper FrozenBlockOfPiss KKK Thumbtack

Source? I'm not saying anything till Meltzer confirms.

-Two epileptic fits -Gashed head -Ruptured testicle

Yes, oh bopy.

Who the fuck cares about the Honky Tonk Man. You were a shit wrestler and Foley was a hundred times better than you, so try and do something better with your life than clutch to the past and dredging up imaginary feuds.