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Murmuring Beast

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  1. Murmuring Beast

    Wanna be my Assistant?

    You're fired Cunt. Where's my compensation?
  2. Murmuring Beast

    Wanna be my Assistant?

    I'll be your assistant but I'm not filling that shit out.
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    The New TSM Trailer Park Supervisor

    Wait, I thought I was Reverse! SCREWJOB! PLAGIARIST! EAGEN OMG
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    The New TSM Trailer Park Supervisor

    You only get two terms. A term equals a week. After the first week, there'll be a vote to decide whether Banky should stay in.
  5. Murmuring Beast

    London calling.

    Piccadilly Circus isn't really a circus...*rimshot* Come to Glasgow instead, much better.
  6. Murmuring Beast

    Gang Wars: TSM Style

    But you act gay, so you should understand.
  7. Murmuring Beast

    The OAO Smart Marks Draft Discussion Thread

    Please use these special polystyrene bats to playfully hit each other with. Wait, where did the polystyrene go?
  8. Murmuring Beast

    The OAO Smart Marks Draft Discussion Thread

    Oh, sweet delicous irony.
  9. Murmuring Beast

    The OAO Smart Marks Draft Discussion Thread

    I'm still trying to figure out who's in my team. Wouldn't want to knock anyone out with 'friendly fire' Draft Death Count: +0
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    The OAO Smart Marks Draft Discussion Thread

    Edited for clarity. =-Mike And no, he's all three of me.
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    The OAO Smart Marks Draft Discussion Thread

    Edited for clarity. =-Mike
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    The OAO Smart Marks Draft Discussion Thread

    So this whole thing was a ploy to get Fooster? My god, it's genius. I can't believe we all fell for it. The unbridled genius that went into planning and executing this absolutely sterling ploy makes my mind explode, as it is clearly so high-concept that my simple mind cannot fully grasp it in its entirety. Genius, Frigid Soul....genius. FRICTION!
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    The OAO Smart Marks Draft Discussion Thread

    Props for the excellent Brian Wilson pic, Kylie. Nice one.
  14. Murmuring Beast

    "Essential" Albums...

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    The OAO Smart Marks Draft Discussion Thread

    This is like gym-class all over again.
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    "Essential" Albums...

    I have London Calling, but, incredibly, I've not listened to it all the way through. I've never really got any of the two acclaimed Radiohead albums, The Bends and Ok Computer. Those two just kinda went over my head. Maybe I'll get round to getting it some day.
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    The OAO Smart Marks Draft Discussion Thread

    Draft me, even though I am usually a concientous objector to such rubbish.
  18. Murmuring Beast

    Your Five Favorite Anything

    Top REM Songs at the moment. Can't Get There From Here Losing My Religion Radio Free Europe Wolves, Lower Pilgrimage
  19. Murmuring Beast

    TSM Poster Tournament III~!

    Kotz IDRM Lord Of The Curry Agent Of Oblivion Ripper FrozenBlockOfPiss KKK Thumbtack
  20. Murmuring Beast

    Jennifer Lopez marries again

    Source? I'm not saying anything till Meltzer confirms.
  21. Murmuring Beast

    The 'I'm In Pain' Thread

    -Two epileptic fits -Gashed head -Ruptured testicle
  22. Murmuring Beast

    Am I Drunk?

    Yes, oh bopy.
  23. Murmuring Beast

    Honky Tonk Man has a bone to pick with Mick Foley

    Who the fuck cares about the Honky Tonk Man. You were a shit wrestler and Foley was a hundred times better than you, so try and do something better with your life than clutch to the past and dredging up imaginary feuds.
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