Murmuring Beast

Unless they lick each other out, colour me unerect.

Yea, but why would you want to go home if you were already there?

You need a singer. .:Brings in Beach Boys collection:. "Round, round, get around, I GET AROUND, get around, woooo, I get around." Fuck this, that's the theme tune right there.

His prose is pretentious garbage, but surely it's now a gag. Zack, anyone?

This is far better than OJ HART, don't lie.

Look out: BifEverchad cabbageboy The Tino Standard Grenouille Jack Tunney How did you find out Chave?

Reads between lines .... Got it? Remember when you became a Johnny Cash fan the day he died? Man, that was funny.

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Reads between lines .... Got it?

Reads between lines ....

WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT BOAHY?

Oh, it wasn't a monster truck? My mistake. BAH GAWD JOHNSON IS THE NEW STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD BBQ SAUCE MOMMA GET ME A TUX THEN SOME CHANGE AND THEN A TRUCK AND THEN A LIMO AND THEN SOME 6 DOLLAR BILLS STONE COLD STONE COLD JOHNSON YOU TEH MAN.

Haven't you heard of a change of car, ignorami?[/Johnston]

That is just ignorant. Haven't you ever heard of having a change of clothes in your car. Sweet Jesu, that's funny.

Cheap is the new expensive.

He should be shot for having so many compilations.

I have been a member for well over a year, close to two. There were a couple of mis-understandings and I got banned. So when I was allowed back I got a new join date but the old post count. Next time make sure you know what you're talking about before you step to me with your ignorant statements. You need some sex. Needs Some Sex Kotz Zack Malibu Damaramu Johnson I believe that's the official list. Add me.

You're as ignorant as Murmuring Beast. The only reason I left my tux on was for the pics. After we finished the wedding party pics they took off thier tuxes, moron. Anymore questions? Wait, so everyone had clothes underneath their tuxes? Boy, must have been hot that day.

I have been a member for well over a year, close to two. There were a couple of mis-understandings and I got banned. So when I was allowed back I got a new join date but the old post count. Next time make sure you know what you're talking about before you step to me with your ignorant statements. You need some sex.

Johnson married? I think it's time everyone learns the truth about Johnson. Gather around children. Johnson isn't married. Johnson wasn't in College. Johnson doesn't have a job. Johnson isn't out of his teens, and I don't mean just intellectually. Johnson is a kid. I sincerely doubt he is over the age of 18. Ignoring the hideous spelling and grammatical errors he often makes, you still have the plain fact that he just has no clue how to successfully postively interact with other people. I can easily picture Johnson. He's a skinny white kid with no life, who sits around and thinks of stupid things to do that will piss off people on an internet messageboard. I'll give credit where credit is due... he's damn good at getting people's goat. At first I thought he was just a typical troll but he's something much worse. He's a guy who wastes his time stirring up shit at an Internet Messageboard. He's an immature teenager who makes of Jesus Christ and peoples boughts with alcoholism. I know very few adults who are stupid enough or immature enough to do either of those things unless they are just trying to cause trouble. Johnson is Banky gone wrong. Banky stirs things up at times as well and has been peviously banned for it. Johnson does the same thing but because everyone thinks he's a moron he gets away with it. It's almost funny in an incredibly sad way. TheSmartMarks Forum has existed in some shape or form for over two years. I can think of a handful of posters who have stayed active for most of that time, CWM, Hoff, Dutch, Sass. Why do people leave? It's not because they stop posting on Messageboards. Loss4Words, one of the greatest posters TSM ever had is still a regular poster at SKNT. Numerous other former TSM regulars post often at SKNT, WDI, or The Hideout. I know a number of them left because they were unhappy with the quality of posts especially in the Wrestling Folders. Maybe it's time that instead of wasting time worrying over stupid Poster feuds and what stupid thing Johnson will say next and start concentrating on making TSM as great as it truly can be. Although I am very flattered that you sit around and day dream about me, but you are wrong. Now I am about to do something I may regret but fuck it. Here are two pics of me at my reception. The first is of my best man giving the taoast and the other is outside later on after everyone was smashed. I sharank them down some so they wouldn't be so big. Good try CWM, but I one up you once again... That's even worse. Shouldn't you be loving your wife instead of posting near 3000 in a matter of a couple of months?

Jesus, that's the worst site I've ever seen.

If he's not back in a week stick this in classics.

Bumpage.

Bastard. A thousands pop ups!! How much did it cost originally?

Brilliantly written, Dames. But I tend to find the smartmarks quite a difficult site to read. At 800*600 you have to move the side scroller to catch the full line and I think the text should be centred a little more. It's quite exhausting following it all the way over. Other than that, thumbs waay up.