Murmuring Beast

Abhor? Seriously, man. Simplify! No wonder you suck at small talk. So do I incidentally. Maths Bowling Small-Talk Check.

Discover if Uni's really for me. Make more serious friends. Have a serious relationship. Record a few songs which I have written.

I don't play them well!

Ok, but let's get a few things straight here. I'm Scottish and I support a team 8th in Division Three. Am I allowed in?

The same could be said about me, yet I play piano, guitar and drums.

Shite awards. I mean, come on, how could I be left out?? I'm easily one of the funniest guys around here.

I was told to come here to discuss football.

Yea, happy new year from Glasgow, Scotland. Huzzah. Queen's Park vs Albion Rovers on Saturday!! Come on the Hoops!

Oh do shut up. Why? You people act like I don't have a fucking aweome record of predicting what this company will do, why it will do it and how it will. I say at least 85 percent of what Jason said comes true. Well I won't be sad enough to count. You probably will. You:81,82,83,86% Ooh, I beat a guy on a messageboard. Huh? Just go and get drunk, mate. HAPPY NEW YEAR~

Oh do shut up. Why? You people act like I don't have a fucking aweome record of predicting what this company will do, why it will do it and how it will. I say at least 85 percent of what Jason said comes true. Well I won't be sad enough to count. You probably will. You:81,82,83,86% Ooh, I beat a guy on a messageboard. Triple H IS THE GHEY~! FUCK CINCE!!!

You have the worst sig in history, but that's pretty funny stuff. I wouldn't put it past Vinnie.

Oh do shut up.

Triple H: Triple H will take a long time out after Mania and will hopefully try and lose some weight. If he continues as he is, he will have retired from in ring activity by the end of the year. Ric Flair: Flair wil retire at Wrestlemania after a match with another legend, possibly Angle. Kurt Angle: Kurt will have his last run in the WWE, as a heel then turning automatically as he reaches the close of his career. Chris Jericho: Jericho will be turned face by the bored Raw viewers and the bookers will have no choice but to put him in a serious feud with title challegers (Orton, etc). Randy Orton: Two words: not yet. He'll hold the IC title for quite some time but still won't be in the position to actually hold the world title. Edge: Edge will return, to Raw no less, and take the belt off Triple H. I can certainly see it happening. Edge will be the big take-off star this year. Rob Van Dam: Van Dam will be fired this year. Booker T: Booker will retire after a nothing year. Steve Austin: An unsuccesful in-ring return will cause serious injury and he'll be forced to fully retire and take time off. Eric Bischoff: Will be taken off Raw and used as a booker. Trish Stratus: Trish will leave and do Playboy and come back with a huge ego. Matt Hardy: Matt will be teamed up with Jeff as they go back to basics as being a great tag-team. However, the gimmick matches cannot return so to build up the meaning of the TLC matches again. Brock Lesnar: Brock will be injured and out for a long time. He'll return as a heel who doesn't take any shite, just like the first time round. Kane: Kane will go to Smackdown to feud with the Undertaker. 'Taker will retire. The Rock: Rock will be back full-time, but not till the end of the year. The McMahons: Vince will realise that his presence was not needed last year and will only intervene to make the odd main event seem more special. Mick Foley: Foley will job to Randy Orton at some stage, possibly on RAW.

Bah I'm too drunk to care.

That's life (that's life), that's what all the people say You're ridin' high in April, shot down in May But I know I'm gonna change that tune When I'm back on top, back on top in June I said that's life (that's life), and as funny as it may seem Some people get their kicks stompin' on a dream But I don't let it, let it get me down 'cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' around I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing Each time I find myself flat on my face I pick myself up and get back in the race That's life (that's life), I tell you I can't deny it I thought of quitting, baby, but my heart just ain't gonna buy it And if I didn't think it was worth one single try I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing Each time I find myself layin' flat on my face I just pick myself up and get back in the race That's life (that's life), that's life and I can't deny it Many times I thought of cuttin' out but my heart won't buy it But if there's nothin' shakin' come this here July I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball a-and die My, my!

Ah leave Yuna alone. Sure, I don't know what the hell she is talking about but neither does anyone else when George Dubya walks in.

Oh well the snot has caked against my pants ... Perfect Circle by REM is luvvy duvvy.

I CANNOT ... ACT ... VINCE Sure you can Kane ...

Leaving This Town (Ricky Fataar/Carl Wilson/Blondie Chaplin/Mike Love) F#m7..................................B7/D# I long to see you oh my love I want to feel you near F#7/C#....................Bm7/D My need is deep inside F#m7....................................................B7/D# Well I've been rolling on, I've been holding on, I'd like you to know F#7/C#................................Bm7/D That it's been a long, long time Em7..................................................A7 Sometimes it's hard to make it through the day Em7..............................................Em7/A....A7 Sometimes it's hard to find my way Am7..................Em7.........................Em7/A..........A7 Sometimes it's hard to notice the changing days ......................Am7/D................D.......Am7/G........Em7............Em7/A.....A7 When your friends have all gone, leaving this town for another one F#m7................................................B7/D# The night is coming round I can feel the weight of coming down, F#7/C#.........................Bm7/D So afraid to lose this dream F#m7...................................................B7/D# I want you to understand that I'm trying to do the best I can F#7/C#............................Bm7/D It's so easy to lose my way Am7/D....Em7..............................D/F#...........G Lay your head where you may find some peace C................G/B........................Em7/A..A7 I've been searching for my happiness Am7/D.......Em7.............................D/F#..................G Don't you want to wake up and finally take my love, C.........G/B..................Em7/A..A7...........................Em7/A..A7 I'd be happy if you'd let me know, now should I stay or go? ..............Am7....Bm7/A....Am7....Bm7/A....Am7....Bm7/A....Am7....Bm7/A (long solo) Let me know C....G/B....Em7/A....A7....Em7/A....A7....G9 F#m7..........................................B7/D# Woke from a dream to see reflections all around me F#7/C#..........Bm7/D Of new realities F#m7.......................................B7/D# Heavenly angels won't you guide me please help me to decide F#7/C#...............................Bm7/D The path most meant for me.

I dunno. Will Smith looks awfully big.

Impale yourself anally on the gear stick. No sleep for months, let alone days.

Know your role.

A few good free pics there.

BANNAGE~

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