Murmuring Beast

Fucking infinite loops...

Eh, it's nothing to be proud of.

I'm still Jenny from the block

A dreadful story, but boy, Santa is a prick. No wonder you never see the same elf twice.

I have a rash. And it's 7 foot long, right along the penis shaft.

I hope he gets much better soon. Paralysis must be one of the worst inflictions a person could suffer.

A-Train as face??? Bloody tremendous news.

Some of the choices from the 70s on that official box set are baffling! Had To Phone Ya!! Airplane?! Come Go With Me!!! That Same Song?! Baby Blue?! Awful. They should have just thrown in TM Song and Matchpoint Of Our Love for the laugh.

Ok, basically, the very best songs and in the case of Barbara Ann and Rock And Roll Music, just the most important. Disc One Surfin' 409 Surfin' Safari Surfin' USA Lonely Sea Shut Down Surfer Girl Catch A Wave Little Deuce Coupe In My Room Hawaii Be True To Your School Fun Fun Fun Don't Worry Baby The Warmth Of The Sun Keep An Eye On Summer I Get Around All Summer Long Little Honda Wendy When I Grow Up Dance Dance Dance Please Let Me Wonder Kiss Me Baby Help Me Rhonda California Girls Let Him Run Wild Barbara Ann 28 Tracks Disc Two Wouldn't It Be Nice You Still Believe In Me That's Not Me Don't Talk I'm Waiting For The Day Let's Go Away For A While Sloop John B God Only Knows I Know There's An Answer Here Today I Just Wasn't Made For These Times Pet Sounds Caroline, No Heroes And Villains Good Vibrations Wind Chimes Wonderful Wild Honey Darlin' Meant For You Friends Wake The World Do It Again I Can Hear Music Our Prayer Cabinessence Break Away 27 Tracks Disc Three Slip On Through This Whole World Add Some Music To Your Day All I Wanna Do Forever Cool Cool Water Long Promised Road Disney Girls Feel Flows Lookin' At Tomorrow A Day In The Life Of A Tree Till I Die Surf's Up You Need A Mess Of Help Marcella Sail On Sailor Big Sur Beaks Of Eagles California Trader 20 Tracks Disc Four Rock And Roll Music IT'S OK Let Us Go On This Way Roller Skating Child Mona Johnny Carson Honkin' Down The Highway Solar System The Night Was So Young Good Timin' Keepin' The Summer Alive Endless Harmony Getcha Back Kokomo 14 Tracks Total: 89 Tracks Smile ERA Songs: Good Vibrations, Heroes, Surf's Up, etc, could be put on seperate disc. Thoughts?

Fuck, this went up twice. Sorry.

Ok, basically, the very best songs and in the case of Barbara Ann and Rock And Roll Music, just the most important. Disc One Surfin' 409 Surfin' Safari Surfin' USA Lonely Sea Shut Down Surfer Girl Catch A Wave Little Deuce Coupe In My Room Hawaii Be True To Your School Fun Fun Fun Don't Worry Baby The Warmth Of The Sun Keep An Eye On Summer I Get Around All Summer Long Little Honda Wendy When I Grow Up Dance Dance Dance Please Let Me Wonder Kiss Me Baby Help Me Rhonda California Girls Let Him Run Wild Barbara Ann 28 Tracks Disc Two Wouldn't It Be Nice You Still Believe In Me That's Not Me Don't Talk I'm Waiting For The Day Let's Go Away For A While Sloop John B God Only Knows I Know There's An Answer Here Today I Just Wasn't Made For These Times Pet Sounds Caroline, No Heroes And Villains Good Vibrations Wind Chimes Wonderful Wild Honey Darlin' Meant For You Friends Wake The World Do It Again I Can Hear Music Our Prayer Cabinessence Break Away 27 Tracks Disc Three Slip On Through This Whole World Add Some Music To Your Day All I Wanna Do Forever Cool Cool Water Long Promised Road Disney Girls Feel Flows Lookin' At Tomorrow A Day In The Life Of A Tree Till I Die Surf's Up You Need A Mess Of Help Marcella Sail On Sailor Big Sur Beaks Of Eagles California Trader 20 Tracks Disc Four Rock And Roll Music IT'S OK Let Us Go On This Way Roller Skating Child Mona Johnny Carson Honkin' Down The Highway Solar System The Night Was So Young Good Timin' Keepin' The Summer Alive Endless Harmony Getcha Back Kokomo 14 Tracks Total: 89 Tracks Smile ERA Songs: Good Vibrations, Heroes, Surf's Up, etc, could be put on seperate disc. Thoughts?

Former Beach Boy Al Jardine has signed an exclusive deal with the nWo. Look at the wrinkles on that man's head. Discuss.

It's not wrinkles from natural aging, it's from all the blade jobs he did in the 80's. Best comment ever.

You've obviously never seen me.

My dick's so big, I can't enter America conventionally.

I'm just busting your balls, Jam. I couldn't give two fucks whether you're Eagen or not.

OMG EAGEN TORLL BAN PLZ~

Ruth, I farted.

Crash Holly's finest achievement was being in one of the best matches of the night at Wrestlemania 2000. Had Dim White not screwed up the count at the end, little Crash would have had a remarkable victory.

My dick's so big the porn company can't afford a big enough URL to state the size.

Backlash 2000.

My Dick's so big he'll make a tremendous basketball player.

Talk about blowing your load.

Andre was a draw too, so his ability didn't matter as much.

My cock's so big I can't wait to kill it before Christmas.