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  1. Murmuring Beast

    JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

    Picard was better than Kirk in so many ways.
  2. Plus, School Prom as an Easter Egg!
  3. Does that one feature his 48 minute Playpen Cage Match with a young Dusty Rhodes? Damn straight. It even includes his first first kiss and haircut.
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    JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

    If you buy it, you stand to lose a year of your life if you are really into Star Wars ............. Just kidding Trekkies!
  5. We need a 48 DVD Ric Flair set, following his entire life, from his parent's intercourse up until the present day.
  6. Murmuring Beast

    JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

    No.
  7. Murmuring Beast

    JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

    That's about $800 then.
  8. Murmuring Beast

    Let's go hang out

    No Homerz.
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    JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

    This is utterly disgusting.
  10. Murmuring Beast

    HHH Gone Until The Royal Rumble!

    If Triple H wants to get back to 2000 form he needs to lose around 50 pounds and fully heal up, which won't have happened by the time the Rumble passes around. I'd have him come back at Mania and retire Flair once and for all.
  11. Murmuring Beast

    Avast ye Smart Marks!

    Dear God, here comes Fonzie...
  12. Murmuring Beast

    Avast ye Smart Marks!

    Old joke, but good delivery on one programme, Phoenix Nights.
  13. Murmuring Beast

    Avast ye Smart Marks!

    This thread is-a ghey!
  14. Murmuring Beast

    Avast ye Smart Marks!

    Hoist up the Jon B sail.
  15. Murmuring Beast

    I Hate Ray

    He'll be on painkillers.
  16. Murmuring Beast

    Why Should I hate Bill Goldberg?

    Goldberg is great. Personally, I love the guy.
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    Why Should I hate Bill Goldberg?

    I think he attacked Bisch b/c Bisch made Orton his partner against HHH/Flair He sure waited long enough to attack him. By my count, he had two weeks, including three Raw brand shows to get at him. If it was such a pressing issue, why wait? Yeah, house shows. Good idea. Actually, I meant a Heat, a Raw and a Heat/PPV that he neglected to beat Bischoff up at. You realise that it's scripted right? It's asinine to complain about something that the character does. I don't watch anymore admittedly, but unless he attacked Bischoff in real life(which wouldn't be justifiable at all) than you come off as an idiot. What's next, are you gonna get mad at Brock Lesnar for turning on Kurt Angle and hurting him? It's the same idea really. Goldberg is the last bankable star left in the WWE, now that the Rock won't be coming back. Even if he did come back, he wouldn't be able to do much other than pop a rating here and there. If he became an actual STAR and came back, than he would be good for business, but he wouldn't come back than would he? Goldberg is the reason why WCW survived as long as it did. Notice how people complain about his push, etc. But they conveniently forget that the company's status plummeted and never recovered after his first loss. I'm sorry, if Al Snow was given that kind of push than the company would fail pretty quickly, as disbelief would not be suspended for very long. People complain about his mic skills, as if him talking a little is a bad thing. People don't want to hear him go on long spiels, they just wanna see him give cheesy action film one liners and than spear the fuck out of the other guy. Nothing wrong with that. Goldberg is the only chance WWE has at getting out of this rut, whether you like it or not. At least on the RAW side of things. But Kurt and Brock aren't really proven draws anyway, so a case can be made for the whole company. This man speaks da truth! You're next! Or something.
  18. Murmuring Beast

    Daily Defamation - with Chris Eagan

    You know, too many of you people need a good fucking. So that's why I've arranged for Agnes to come round and pleasure you all individually.
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    Hate's a strong word

    Can we stop all this hatred stuff? Christ, it's a wrestling messageboard.
  20. Murmuring Beast

    Hate's a strong word

    You can only hate something if you really love to hate it, deep down.
  21. Murmuring Beast

    Which is the better Show

    Smackdown is certainly the better wrestling show, but there is something missing at the moment. The feuds are all quite samey, to be honest. Raw is mostly embarrasing and I wouldn't watch it with anyone because I'd be ashamed to call myself a wrestling fan after it.
  22. Murmuring Beast

    The things I make when I'm completely bored

    Oh, abbreviated one!
  23. Murmuring Beast

    WrestleMania XX

    If Wrestlemania 20 flops, Vince should/will consider putting just 5 PPV shows on a year again.
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    Hate's a strong word

    Bigamist.
  25. Murmuring Beast

    Finally

    How do those guys sleep at night? I mean, really...
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