Murmuring Beast

Stiffward, all I can say is that you rule all kinds of things. Good work, old chap.

Turn up in a pair of bermuda shorts and a t-shirt and some Timmy Mallet glasses. Swear whenever you get something wrong, don't make eye contact, cut yourself whilst shaving in the morning, forget to wash, spill the glass of water the person offers you. You WILL get the job.

How did Memoirs get banned?

I thought Power Rangers was the biggest piece of shit to ever appear on television and pass itself off as children's entertainment. Then I saw Pokemon ...

Vince McMahon: The Innovator of Offense.

HEY, DAMMIT, I CREATED THAT HAND GESTURE, DAMMIT, COME BACK!~

NO NO NO NO NO FUCKING WAY Pissing on Gerry Anderson legacy. This cannot be happening. Thunderbirds parodies are not funny! It's gonna be non-stop gay jokes, AARGH, don't spoil my childhood!

He's right, ya know. God Love Austin.

Cole commentated on RR 99.

Oh, yea, I'll just flick through my extensive video library ...

Big Show was in WcW.

Big Show has shrunk in height, but is still fucking tall.

Nobody knows what Gerwitz looks like. Heyman would kill for that status.

Big Show's father got an on-air burial.

Clubberin'

Big Show ate his wife ................................................................................ ........................................................................... out.

Everyone gave you 6.5 expect for Russia.

Big Show's penis is Val Venis (points for rhyme please).

Stutter.

Big Show probably has a bigger penis.

Code

Free Passwords

RVD would probably thing chamo was some sort of drug. Sorry guys, I'm on poor form tonight.

Mabel becomes the first ever wrestling bowling ball. A STRIKE EVERY TIME~!

Stephanie is the only man that can stop Triple H.