Murmuring Beast

Scarlet

Yea, there are so many "main-events" on one PPV.

After the most brutal Hell In The Cell match in history, what shape will Triple H and Kevin Nash be in? Plus, will Mick Foley have washed his only shirt in time to catch the show? After the triathalon what will Bischoff's reaction be to Austin's hilarious actions. All this and more five star matches on RAW tomorrow night!!! Ratings subject to drastic change

When all else fails ...

Yea, but Hurricane is over. Talent doesn't mean as much if you are massively over.

Jobbers are used to give the Jobbers, mostly rookies, a chance to show off in front of a crowd and a camera. Makes sense to me.

I'm off to bed to pleasure some ladies and you can reply, but you're all buts and maybes...

Hey Dawn, you think you're a Love God I'm looking down and I've got a girl on my rod You stay at home, and for porn you can thank All night and all day you can have a ...

Yo Thumbtack, you ain't nothing but trash Scrimping and saving, looking for cash Me, I've got talent ,I'm a success Look down at your pants, you've just made a mess.

Ghettoman You're name is crap You're mumma said so when you were taking a crap you think you rock but I'm the one that'll boot your ....

Hey, you say you suck But you're not too bad Getting it on, yea, it's real rad Let's take on this board which is full of freaks taking it on to a whole new peak

Jump

Hey, Rando, beeyatch You think you're so tight Stealing my gimmick in the middle of the night Well let's have a show-down just me and you Believe it, after me, you'll be running to the loo

Edge

Thank you~ For Life, Man.

The name's Czech Republic I can't get that to rhyme He's at his computer a day at a time The Republic, yea, that's in the east And you know what that means If you know what I mean They like screwing their teens... That wasn't as good.

Yo his name's Bob Barron and that really sucks he likes William Regal and all those boring schmucks If he had a life he wouldn't have 10822 posts Stocks himself up on those sunday roasts WORD~

They had transportation problems~

Call me naive, stupid, whatever, but I think that Bad Blood will actually be really good tonight. The card isn't terrible and there are matches that I want to see for a change. Flair - Michaels - I'm expecting these guys to steal the show, with plenty of near falls, cheating, maybe a bit of blood. Give it 15 minutes and the crowd will eat it up. Booker T - Christian Despite the fact that I'm not really a fan of either guy, this could be a good 10 minute match and I hope they do the Dusty Finish. Have Christian cheat to win~ and then have the referee reverse the decision and Booker roll up Christian for the title. This would get the crowd fired up and would be the ideal choice for an opener. Jericho - Goldberg These guys could put on a good show, but I hope that Jericho picks up the win. In my opinion, I think that the Jericho heel run is reaching its end. Test - Steiner A short, energetic match isn't out of the question, but they can't afford to let this run anymore than 10 minutes. With Stacy at ringside this could be an relatively exciting match. Both tag matches will be bad and I'm not expecting anything of Austin and Bischoff. Ah, I nearly forgot: Nash - Triple H This won't be as bad as everyone is saying. I think with Foley in there it could be decent. I'm no WWE apologist or promoter and I think the way the company have dicked around the core audience in the past year has been terrible, but I think WWE will realize that they need this event to be a success if they want to the brand-spilt PPVs to be a success. Don't let me down, WWE.

That was funny in a sort of punch the screen type of way.

Recycling guy in The Simpsons

RUSSO RULES~!

Worst Champion: Road Dogg - the guy couldn't wrestle.

Big Show has that great cartoony heel look that I love.

Christ, Vince has been on the board!