Murmuring Beast

And that hidden agenda is ... ratings! Shock HORRoR?!~~!~~ Let's give it up for the LEsbians!2w LOLSLOLOLOl-OMG~

I want to see Nash win. You'll see what I mean soon.

Great rant. The handicap match was really funny. Austin was on fine form that night.

This is a conversation I seemingly have daily with one of my friends. Avril Lavinge comes on the radio - He tries to feign ignorance of my clear disgust, but eventually gives in... Him: What? Me: Turn that crap off Him: It's not crap Me: Yes, it is - it's three chord, commercial, over-blown, pap. Him: Fuck off, it's not. Me: It is Him: Avril is punky brilliance Me: You don't know what punk is Him: Yea, I fucking do Me: Punk is the Sex Pistols and The Clash Him: Who? Me: Exactly. This is just pop marketed as punk so that sexually insecure people like yourself can enjoy it without being labelled gay. Him: Me gay? You like the Beach Boys or whatever they're called. Me: So? Him: They are gay. How come I have never heard of them if they are so good? Me: Because you like to block your ears with crap each day thus eliminated the flow of any good music into your pores. Him: Old means crap. Me: Most modern day music is crap anyway. Him: You don't like Modern Day Music because you are scared of the noise? Me: What? Him: You are scared of the swearing. Me: And swearing appeals to you in music? That's pathetic Eminem now is brought up in the discussion Me: A fucking arsehole - cat sat on the mat - anyone can do that. Him: You're scared. Me: Answer me this. How many people will listened to Sum 41 and Blink 182 in 40 years time ... I'll tell you: no-one Him: I will Me: Hopefully you will have come to your senses and realise that you were damaging yourself listening to such pish when you were younger. Him: They are geniuses - your music is crap Me: Geniuses? Brian Wilson is a genius Him: Who? Is this another one of your gay boys. I look down at his tie, which is pulled down a la Avril Lavinge. I shake my head with a mixture of disgust and pity and look out the window.

Yea, I don't mind the guy, but it's all a bit tongue-in-cheek. But if anyone wants to join it's £30.00 per month and with that you get a free razor.

Brilliant, that's all I can say.

Ice-Cream too. Poor buggers like me would never be able to put on any weight.

I don't see Confidential, but if they want to deliver a serious product I don't think Okerlund in his old age is the one to do it.

Sorry, I was too busy Hulking- Up. I'd watch that leg-drop if I was you.

Flawed theory. They brought back loads of old wrestlers and you willingly say they suck. John Madden? He some fat commentator?

But why bring him back????? This is the problem I have. Regardless of whether these guys are good or not - why the hell do they bring them back!!? Try and do something with future presenters instead.

Whether I watch it or not is irrelevant: I still know he is with the company and it's not really necessary. Vince just wants all his pals next to him so he feels more secure at night.

Christian won it so a feud could be built between him and Booker. But since they are both so fucked as wrestlers, it won't come to anything. Colour me uninterested.

Torrie = Bi-Sexual. After all, she is dating Kidman.

I'll be brutally honest: people like Okerlund are of no use nowadays.

I just though Scotland were the most eager yesterday, which is real shock to my system. See, in the past, Scotland would always kick the asses of the big teams regardless of the score. But with Vogts, with the exception of yesterday, there has been no heart in the performances. Hopefully we have turned the corner.

Why the Hell are people like Okerlund employed? It just shows you how insecure McMahon really is.

T & A had great music.

Go out with your friends instead or go for a nice long walk. It's good for you, plus you'll learn more about wrestling.

Are you not happy with Voller? If you fail to beat the Faroes - well, let's just say, that's a real indictment of the game just now. The big teams are getting scalped all over the show.

We have been utter Barry White recently, but we came good yesterday. It's now you and us gunning for the championships, you gotta believe.

Yea, well I'm Scottish - I just want my burgers from them - and maybe the odd wrestling match once in a while.

Spanky is the awesome.

I feel sorry for Booker, but he should just turn around and kick someone in the balls ... on live TV.

Trips = No Charisma. I mean, what non-wrestling fan wants to see this guy?