Cherry Blossom Viscount

Of course Paul Wall is gonna make more money then Cham. Wall is Mike Jones right hand man, while Cham wants be his own rapper. If Paul Wall was black, he'd be just another Houston rapper like Slim Thug. Since when has being white helped you get further in the rap game? I don't think anyone has forgotten, nor forgiven the Vanilla Ice fiasco, no matter how many Eminems or Beastie Boys we are blessed with. And Paul Wall is alright. He and Jones have more "hustle" than Cham and they don't burn bridges as quickly either and that's very important down here.

Yes, all he does is make rice, which is why I can't wrap my mind around the fact that someone thought this would actually be funny. If you're going to do a negro gimmick, why not keep it simple and just post pictures of blackfaced cartoons after someone gets "OMG Pwned!"?

Someone really needs to teach Uncle Ben how to be an old fashioned negro, and funny.

Welcome to Hardcore Discussion.

Um, I wouldn't call 9 million a stellar debut by any means.

I'm glad the board has righted itself and is back to despising the Siberian Slut again. Hopefully this won't spread to the WWE forum which suprisingly, despite the resurgence of the annoying HHH conspiracy theories, has not been the usual pit of negativity and lame jokes and skits (not to say there hasn't been any).

Wow, I totally forgot about Tiffany Malibu, God, that was pathetic. Moreso the board reaction than the gimmick.

It's almost as if he doesn't give a fuck about trying to impress you. *Sips wine* Beautiful.

I guess she does not ignore me as much as she'd like the rest of the board to believe. I feel Leena secretly reads the posts of the people she has on ignore and masturbates furiously as we berate her and basically tear her down as a person. I think she's just that kind of bitch.

Honestly, I just skimmed through most of thm, but gay sex is getting tame these days. These stories need more outrageous fetishes. Where's the sexy black woman (a Beyonce clone preferably) in a Nazi SS uniform (tight fitting of course) who has a thing for urinating on herself as she watches her thug boyfriend enjoy the S&M treatment he gets from a white policeman and a coporate suit? I demand these stories push the envelope even more!

Subtle, historical jokes are not your strong point Zack.

You didn't have to defend yourself Zack. It just seemed like StylesMark was insinuating that if you chose to talk to us instead of Canadian Chick, you'd be a fag, like the rest of us I suppose.

You didn't have to defend yourself Zack. It just seemed like StylesMark was insinuating that if you chose to talk to us instead of Canadian Chick, you'd be a fag, like the rest of us I suppose.

You know, we didn't like you.

And that is what exactly; Leena's a man or turns out to be painfully normal, thus losing all of that "Leena Charm" that has this messageboard in a tizzy?

Since when did shamlessly flirting with underaged girls who live more than a public bus trips distance away from you become the watermark of internet masculinity?

Zack Malibu is tolerable when he is not flirting with Canadian Chick, and when he is not a mod. So, at this point in time, he is quite tolerable. I don't know why everyone is so hard on Czech (outside the music folder anyways); he usually brings a decent amount of actually humorous content.

honestly, I don't care...I tried being that stupid slag's friend, but her act bores me, anymore. that list contains every contributing member of this board, why even bother coming here? u stupid cunt, don't point out shit that makes sense! u fukkin bastard! /kingofthe909

You're an idiot for even pointing that out in the 1st place, like your opinion means enough for it to actually matter. I don't understand why you care who someone has ignored on a wrestling message board. You're just as bad as you claim her to be. *Removes Kingofthe909 from the recesses of Leena's nether regions* I know you're in danger of choking upon the air out here, but I wanted to make sure you heard this, dipshit; The majority of this thread was about Leena's ridiculous ignore list before I even joined the fray. I just pointed out how stupid it was for her to have made it a personal goal to rejoin a messageboard that washed it's hands of her two to three years ago and once the goal is acheived to then ignore most of the contributing users. Now, for a person of your infantile comprehension, I'm sure the irony of that is lost upon you, so perhaps I'll say it again, in bold and itallics... I just pointed out how stupid it was for her to have made it a personal goal to rejoin a messageboard that washed it's hands of her two to three years ago and once the goal is acheived to then ignore most of the contributing users. Now, do you understand that, you twit, or do I need to spoon feed it to you like mommy does? You know what, I shall... 1. Leena is banned 2. Leena states that she will never quit trying to post here 3. Leena returns and is kicked off the board more times than you shit your diaper and eat the gooey contents within 4. Leena is finaly allowed to return 5. Leena ignores most of the messageboard Do you see the stupidity of it all? So, the next time you want to be a knight in shining armor for some subpar (in every way) Ruskie type, read and understand the facts (hard for you I know) before you end up stabbing yourself in the dick with your sword. Now, I would greatly appreciate if you never addressed me again unless you have something intelligent or relevant to say. *Re-inserts Kingofthe909 into the recesses of Leena's nether regions* Say hello to the rest of the boys in there as well.

Women are truly amazing creatures I tell you the truth. You have this facile specimen here, Leena, obviously trying too hard to be three things; a conservative, a bitch, and a convincing female poster. That's annoying yes, but not so bad until you look at her history. She was outed as a mental nutcase almost three years ago and was the laughing stock of the board for it (I'm talking Matt Young levels here) and was finally mercy killed. Up until NOVEMBER, she has repeatedly snuck back onto the board, declaring she will never stop trying to rejoin the community of posters that viciously lampooned her seemingly for sport. Now, after some well meaning, yet utterly foolish moderator, has allowed her to stay in the place she has been yearning to belong for so long, she ignores a majority of the contributing posters. I guess in the vast, backwards taundras of Siberia, this sort of behavior makes sense, and here, it has garnered some sort of fan following. I think that just shows the lack of female ass on this site, but hey, that's an issue for another time.

The WWE has botched a number of characters and angles, too many to count. I find that amazing because anyone with even a retarded child's imagination could have somehow found a way to even make the shittiest angle or wrestling gimmick work at least for the short term. So, they say hindsight is 20/20, so how would you have rewritten a certain angle or debuted a new wrestler? I'll start.... Kane - Heel Turn 2003. This was really the last time Kane mattered too much. He was unmaksed by the diabolical HHH and went crazy basically. The WWE started off nicely by totally disregarding the burn makeup they used the first night of his unmasking and going with the "psychological scars" story, uncharacteristically clever for the WWE writing team. First, Kane has the infamous cookout with JR, then he turns on former tag partner RVD and brutalizes him, kidnaps him, and threatens to set him on fire, all to a face reaction. Linda McMahon is tombstoned and the RAW roster is generally terrified of the monster that is Kane. And then we get that Shane McMahon bullshit. Well, right there is where things need to be changed. First of all, we all knew where the Kane heel turn was leading; Undertaker vs. Kane at the 2004 Wrestlemania. He needed momentum. Slaughtering Shane McMahon and then torturing him for his own personal amusement would have just been the beginning. Kane should have torn through the RAW roster, just a classic path of destruction, interrupting matches, assaulting the announce team, slapping DIVAs randomly and decisively beating and eradicating the RAW superstars, heel and face alike. Around the time of the Royal Rumble, Kane would show up unannounced on Smackdown and start the same path of destruction as on RAW. At first, the authorities would be too afraid of Kane to stop his madness, but as the carnage gets progressively worse due to his bloodlust for his brother, Kane would eventually be shackled and escorted by police (in much the same manner he was during the real heel run). The Undertaker would be conveniently absent during this time and leading many to believe that he is somehow behind Kane's reign of terror. Then, around the time of WM, Undertaker finally shows up on RAW whilst Kane is destroying some unfortunate jobber and does his usual schtick of cryptic messages and mystical powers. HOWEVER, instead of being scared of Taker, Kane is delighted. This back and forth interaction (none physical though) continues until the big match which Undertaker could win cleanly and then Kane could dissapear for a while. Heel Kane of 2003 was someone they really dropped the ball with by wasting him on Shane McMahon. I don't know why they tried to turn the guy into superman when he should have been heroically slaughtered while trying to avenge his mother. I have more ideas for Heidenreich and the Boogeyman, but I'll save those for later.

WP is going through what I call a "Gimmicked Regression." You see, alot of Gimmick Posters begin life posting nothing but gimmicked posts and then as that wears thin they may post normally. WP on the other hand started off as a relatively normal posters who has sense regressed into a quite awful gimmick poster. I think one day he said something that may have caught a few people's attention and has just decided to see how far he could take it.

Sorry to interrupt this little debate/new inside joke here, but can someone please enlighten me on why Edge is so deserving of the current sympathy he is receiving? This has nothing to do with the whole Matt Hardy issue, but what has he done in the last 3 months that makes his supposed burial worse than say that of RVD and Booker T who were actually over and showing signs of life before encountering the force that is HHH?

Interesting theory you have there old chap. But perhaps we should discuss this further along with this most excellent stock trading software I have where you just follow the arrow to riches and my own patented "No Money Down" real estate program. You seem like the type of fellow I've been looking for. And after you've made your riches we can discuss the fallout from the revelation that the WWE, who can't pull off the simplest of storylines such as wreslter A hates wrestler B, has worked the ENTIRE nation including the news media! A merry time shall be had by all.