Cherry Blossom Viscount

After all the flaming, all of the fear she (somehow) inspired in posters here, all it took was the editing of ONE insignificant post to get rid of Marney, proving, in the end, that she is truly, only a woman.

Well, I wouldn't exactly say THAT now. I just feel the Benoit/Kane encounter could have been booked a tad better. First of all, Benoit had way to much trouble with Kane, he should have gotten into the ring, punched Kane, knocking him out like the man Benoit is, then slapped on that move of all moves, the Crippler Crossface and made him tap in 0.438583 seconds. After the match, he should have beaten Kane to a bloddy pulp, then ripped him apart like a phonebook, all with his bear hands mind you, and then ripped the flesh from Kane's bones with his teeth. After this, Lita would come out, and Benoit, being the kind soul that he is, would offer to take Lita's pain away.....by giving her the greatest sex of her life, as Chris Benoit is not only the rabid wolverine, but the rabid sex machine too. So, after giving Lita some life changing sex, he'd shoot his little soldiers into Lita and his superior sperm would overtake Kane's evil seed and transform that demon spawn into a bouncing Benoit baby boy (I dare you to say THAT 318 times fast) that would come out looking just like Matt Hardy, so everyone can be happy, as that's the type of guy that Benoit is. Then, after all of this, he would go into the back and beat up all of Evolution with his pinky finger while reading War & Peace and translating Egyptian Heiroglyphics. After Evolution was dispatched he'd talk to Eugene while HHH was sucking him off (Benoit of course) and then after Eugene knew the REAL truth, Benoit would take him out for Ice Cream, because THAT is the type of hero, the type of champion, the type of MAN, Chris Benoit is. Oh, on the way to the ice cream parlor, Chris Benoit saved 466 kids from a burning orphanage. Oh yes, yes, LOL2004!

Yeah and that's why the crowd sat there in confused silence during the whole this but I guess it will be the limited scope of the character that will get blamed if his heat starts to greatly diminish from now on. I don't think Eugene can work outside of the underdog style. See, the thing is, the corwd really does not knpw what to do. With this new "empowered" Eugene, they can't really boo him because he's basically a puppet with his strings being pulled by the ruthless HHH, but, they can't cheer his cactions either, because they are dastardly and benefit HHH, which people are (supposed) to hate. The crowd does not know what to do.

Did I hear "Eugene sucks" chants?" The WWE better play this smart or they will kill the Eugnene character.

Yeah, but here's the thing, no one is able to contain Mike in his little playpen called CE. He is all over the board and annoying people along the way. Oh well, I guess it's no use arguing though as Tom says he will not ban ANY of the CE regulars. Since the wall came down that protected idiot posters as long as they didn't break any rules, I guess Tom felt safe to come out and admit he shall show favoritism to his pets in Current Events.

Are you serious? Modes was the worst poster I've ever seen here. THAT's bad. He does nothing but post AOL chat-level shit in the WWE folder, make inane tired simpsons references all over the place, and call himself stupid. How correct. I'm not sorry I banned him at all. Yes, but Mike IS a stupid jerk though.

And the funny thing is, people have gotten banned for doing EXACTLY what they do, especially Mike. All he does is troll in CE. I've never seen someone who flames in almost EVERY SINGLE POST.

I'm going to add MikeSC as well. He was giving his opinion on Farenhiet 9/11, even though he did not see it. Maybe I'm the only one who see something wrong with that, I don't know. But then, when you have EVERYONE as a credible source, like Mike claims to, then I guess you can do that.

Don't have to see it. *Flush* There is your credibility Mike, that is to say you had any in the first place.

Oh yeah, no need to waste time on posters like Choken or Anglesault, they are both 20,000 posts strong and the time has passed when they were both prime for banning. In fact, the board has called for Anglesaults banning a few times, and he's still here. He's been relatively bearable lately anyway.

Humongous2002.

We're officially calling her "LeVesque" now? Any clue on pronunciation? I always thought of her as the McMahon bimbo that got married to that ugly caveman looking Triple fat. You are NOT clever NOR funny, please stop. Please. Triple fat? Oy.

The excerpt is great, made better by the fact that when I read it, it sounds like crazy old man Flair cutting a promo in the ring.

I have to agreee with everything said so far. I see Eugene as a child myself. It's hard to see him as a wrestler on euwal footing with the other guys, and that's where the sympathy comes in. That's why people root for Eugene, he represents innocence. Well, that's my take on it anyways. And you could even see HHH show some developmet when Eric came out and told HHH he wasn't getting the job done. For a split second, HHH hesitated in finishing his opponent off. You could see it in his eyes, his conscience speaking to him. He eventually went to get a chair to finish the job, but the fact that he hesistated is what I noticed, as HHH is never one to waver on an issue such as beating your opponent while he is down. He was basically fighting himself. His good side was trying to show compassion, whilst his bad side was focused on getting his championship belt back.

I wish HHH would have droned on for that long on non wrestling related business. This isn't the damn Oscars Rock. Anyway, decent opening promo, great work from Orton though. For someone with so called "average" mic skills and presence, Orton held his own in there with the Rock. And did you see the vulture Edge? Circling until the right time to feast on the leftover heat of the Rock/Orton segment. No need for a casting call, we have the perfect guy for the next Spiderman baddie. Oh, nice heat for Trish Stratus. <------ Sarcasm.

Wow. Just wow. I want to see the rebuttal to Liberal Flip's post. He gave an opposing viewpoint with clever sarcasm, yet no hint of flaming in a coherent and well thought out manner. Amazing.

Looks to me like Book was just celebrating after connecting with the kick. What kick? The video I saw had Book with a hand in the hair while standing on top of a wrestler.

I find it funny that Booker T seemingly gets a free pass out of this, when by looking at the video, you can see Booker doing what looks like is another familiar Nazi salute, the open palm wave.

To the approval of everyone Another stupid comment. Are you deaf? Or just stupid? Could you not hear those huge boos. I meant here, stupid. Did you not read the last page of everyone being happy? Then clarify. Everyone HERE idiot, or are you too lazy to type that? You made it seem like the crowd went crazy with joy.

To the approval of everyone Another stupid comment. Are you deaf? Or just stupid? Could you not hear those huge boos.

they are clearly booing them being in the ring... That's just a stupid comment for the sake of being stupid.

WWE wanted Henry in the strongman competition as Vince was looking for more mainstream publicity. And Big Show lost about 80-100 pounds to be exact. He just looked the same when he came back.

So, he has done it before. Looks like this was just the campaign of a community of bitter smarks. Funny how it all comes to light when he's a main event player. Oh well, he still has his job and the whole "firestorm" of media coverage is at a lowly trickle. Like the poster above, he's not going to get a huge reprimand, in fact, his program will just likely be extended to SummerSlam. In fact, I don't see Bradshaw dropping out of the main event light anytime soon. If Kurt Angle does return to the ring, Layfield will probably just assume the role of GM. Happy day for you guys.

Did Undertaker turn heel?

How did Ken Anderson sound like an asshole? If you read the first 11 pages of this thread, alot of the anti-Bradshaw posters were making a number of immature, childish, assholish comments.