Lil' Bitch

Flair, you get your old ass out of here!

Benoit is eliminated! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm actually worried about that possible Maven heel turn now.

Okay, Team Orton HAS to win now otherwise WWE once again shits on the fans in the end.

GOD DAMN IT!

FUCK! Booker misses with the Harlem Hangover!

Come on Booker!

Bookermania is running wild! Edit: Hey ChrisMWaters, it worked for Savage.

So 4 weeks of RAW is more important than the WWE title being in the main event? Seriously, fuck you WWE. I'm hoping its Booker wins and Team Orton loses.

Lita lost the match already due to a DQ with the chairshot. And no one would care. I think Trish's nose is broken. She's hardcore!

Maven might be taken out according to Bischoff. And NO replacement.

Well it is Undertaker. Come on now.

FINALLY! The match is over. Jesus Christ, that sucked balls. Taker won of course.

Should they get rid of the Royal Rumble too?

Somebody wake me up when this is done.

At this angle, Heidenreich reminds me a little bit of Brock. Taker can't get his JOB back so he does it with a lookalike.

I miss Paul Bearer.

^ Yes, DH, the one and only Skinner Well, I recommend everybody to take a piss break right now. Undertaker / Heidenreich is up next. Nothing to see here folks. I'm guessing Lita / Trish is up after this.

That may be true, but hey at least Eddie gets one over Angle for a change.

TEAM GUERRERO PREVAILS!

Luther got elimated too, Kurt's left. Poor guy.

Okay, RVD got elimated (as CC called it) even though he was holding the ropes. How gay, but Jindrak got elimated too!

Not quite. Big Show's ankle is taped up. Edit: Jindrak doing the Rick Rude swiggling hips motion.

Didn't look like Cena was selling the kidney injury, of course.

I'd KILL for Guerrero / Michaels Crowd's been great so far. Very receptive. Cena chased him and his goon out of the building before the match even started.