Placebo Effect

At least she was smart enough to do something, because God knows she won't last more than a couple more years.

I've yet to read the spoilers, so I'm looking forward to Homicide destroying The Naturals. On a similar note, it's pretty depressing that The Naturals have once again been sent down to JTTS status.

Someone needs to find out where Henry lives and take photos. If he actually has a ten million dollar deal it better be fantastic.

I have a hard time believing they want to get rid of him when they keep pushing him. He wasn't pushed as even a minor threat for any long period of time until post-Invasion. Before that he was being looked at as even larger mistake than he is now. It's possible that it's true. Someone needs to ask Vince Russo this when he does an interview.

And ohhh yeah, Mark Henry still sucks. How did Melina hire a contracted WWE wrestler?

The Boogeyman is awesome. And whoever wrote that Royal Rumble promo with the McMahons should be fired.

Long story short. The budgets for Uwe Boll movies are like $20, $25 million. Uwe Boll can afford to cast a lot of not-so-A-list actors because of this. He does not, however, believe a cast is all that important to his stories. As a result, he'll send out notices to all the big agents in Hollywood about three weeks before the shoot's going to begin. Essentially, the enticement is that if the actor has nothing in their schedule for March 1st - March 30th on February 7th (three weeks before), chances are he or she is going to be sitting at home anyway. So instead of doing nothing, they take a six or seven figure check from Uwe Boll and sleepwalk their way through his movie for a couple weeks. I'm really depressed that Germany is closing that tax loophole. Uwe's got his next five films financed, but what about after that? Uwe Boll needs to make no less than twenty video game adaptations for me to be happy. This, by the way, shows the awesomeness of Uwe Boll - http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2649

Hahahah. Awesome. I'll be seeing it in the next couple days.

I'm going to make an effort to see both Hostel and Bloodrayne this weekend. I'm sad that there were no press screenings done for Bloodrayne, as I usually get more entertainment reading the reviews for Uwe Boll movies than sitting down and watching them.

Meh. It wouldn't make sense for 'Colbert Report' Stephen Colbert to do 'This Week in God.' It's an entirely different shtick.

Was that his real name? Also, how exactly did he get involved in the wrestling business? I don't think anyone ever bothered to find out his real name. As for how he got involved, some say he was an actual member of the WWE's legal team. I tend to believe he was just an actor they hired for a one-off appearance and then decided to keep him around.

A simple promo on Thunder led to the match the same night.

The look on the Kevin's face when he shows the condoms was perfect. Meredith's "All right!" when she hears there's going to be alcohol was great as well. For once the sentimental moment at the end of the show didn't seem forced. I loved it.

"I'll slap you both so hard you'll switch colors." I need to get a black friend, solely because I could use that line.

Suicide can easily be very funny. This crap, however, is not.

Chances are this won't happen.

WAHHHHH They're making fun of Republicans and I don't like it. WAHHHHHH That's all I'm hearing.

I can see why they never get mic time. I know they're supposed to be silly and goofy, but they're not doing it right. The fact that the material they're working with is absolute shit doesn't help either. Once they take off the hats they're neither entertaining nor remotely good looking. The blonde one looks like a more rat faced Corey Feldman when he grimaces. The "Why don't we have last names?" line was nice, but it wasn't read right.

Wrestling fans are losers. And yes, I know what I've suggested with that statement.

If you ever stumble upon it, or remember what album it's from, let me know. I need material to steal. I give that explanation at times when people discuss tiny tragic events (the miners thing for example) as if that's the worst form of human suffering going on in the world.

He won the World Title from Jarrett with it in 2000 and I believe Madden marked out not because Flair won the title, but because he hit a crossbody.

Kid would benefit greatly from steroid use.

I believe ABC/Buena Vista owns the show, and not NBC. Since NBC has to give some of the profits to ABC/BV, they have no desire to give it prominent placement in its line-up. As for what someone else said, Scrubs definitely doesn't hold a candle to AD. It's still a fantastic show though.

Awesome. You're the man.

Horse hospital and birth control in J.D.'s urine were both highlights of the two episodes. Funny that Alexander Chaplin made an appearance in this episode, as Scrubs' creator did an unsuccesful pilot with him a year back. Chaplin was incredibly unfunny tonight.