Placebo Effect

Screw D-Lo. If I'm going to excuse a lack of charisma and true main event potential, the guy's going to be a great wrestler. Above average workers who just don't entertain me = thumbs down. Fire Bentley and bring back Kazarian. I like Teddy Hart, but he's obviously too much of a liability. Slash was great. I'd personally love to see Raven eventually start up another Flock with him as one of the members.

That's wonderful. I always figured the match was just an excuse to showcase a big Boogeyman stunt or something for the Wrestlemania Highlight Reel.

I think the "upbeat teacher turns around a group of inner city youth" storyline still has mobility, although a movie starring Antonio Banderas isn't going to move things forward in any way. I hate it when Lifetime movies get released direct-to-video under new titles, as there are so many each year with the same "female detective" and "female trapped in isolated location with insane guy stalking her" plotlines duplicated that rarely show any hints of imagination. I can't really think of many formulas that I've grown tired of. I think any formula can still be awesome if you've got an open mind about it. Personally, I'll never grow tired of "Die Hard in a [ ]."

Benjamin is an average worker with little charisma. Face it. I defended Finlay several times before he debuted. I knew that if anyone was going to come back from a seven year ring absense (minus the hardcore days) and still manage to step it up a notch, it would be Finlay.

BFD

These Tim White videos are awesome. Fuck the haters. Josh Matthews' awful line delivery is what makes them so great. "I'll go... Get help."

MNM's fits them well and is very recognizable. As for Orton's, it's a hell of a lot better than the Killswitch Engage song, and I'm a fan of theirs. I don't even think I knew the exact lyrics to Orton's song until now.

Tatanka and Warrior get their own entrance? What in the fuck is going on here? Burchill is still awesome.

I like how Kathie Lee Gifford showed up at the funeral. Funniest part had to be "I want to stick my balls..inside your rectum..Kyle."

Vince's dance/swagger on his way out was incredible.

How can WWE blame an ex-wrestler for a show he wasn't even on? Joke Your head

I thought Impact was one of the best they've ever done.

But, but, but, but... He's got talent! They're just not letting him show it God damn it. HHH is holding him down. And racism. Don't forget about that one.

Which means Valentine wasn't even contacted about it, which is a great indicator of its truth. I still say Vince should bring Valentine in as a mentor to a younger wrestler. Just he's no regular mentor. No, no, he's a mentor with a drinking problem. Valentine has looked consistently drunk for ten years so the TV virtually writes itself.

Spark? I sort of like Test, but the last time he sparked something it was to light a candle because he didn't pay his electric bill.

Someone wants someone dead. It's called Snakes on a Plane. That's the important part.

That video at the end was fucking creepy.

Cole actually called him The Road Warrior. What a joke. Matt Hardy's such a pussy.

It's making me laugh, which is good enough for me. Those cheap beads just do lot look good on Burchill. And the $10.99 Halloween costume pants pants he's wearing don't work either. Regal dominating Burchill throughout the match, though, is just silly. 3-WAY INTERVIEW! Can you feel the buyrates rising?

Maybe the effects aren't finalized?

Finlay trying to fight the lumberjacks when he's tossed to the outside was awesome. That's why Finlay is fucking awesome. Who the hell is the heel with the mohawk? Did Animal gay himself up for the heel turn or something?

Here you go, from PWInsider.com: Well, that's a shame.

Okay, I know it's Hoyt and Bentley in the same ring, but just how BAD was this match?

Funny you should say thay. I like Shannon Moore but I think he's a idiot for resigning with a company that isn't even going to try and use him. He was much better off in TNA. The TNA deal was going to net him $13,000 a year. Even with indies, he'll barely make Trevor Murdoch money. Although I do pray that Moore signs with WWE. If TNA offered him a little extra money, they'd then feel the need to do something with him.