Kapoutman

"LES VIEUX GRINCHEUX À LA VIE À LA MORT" Which means "OLD BASTARDS FOR LIFE". That's because my four friends and I have first names that were mostly popular in the 1930's or around that, so people called us that name.

No. It's actually a silly picture of me in my girlfriend's wardrobe. We like to mess around with my digital camera. I take it you already saw a similar picture on another message board? --Link me to that thread on another board you're refering to. I'm curious.

Welcome to the newest edition of... Thursday Night Smash The show starts with Chris Benoit in the ring. He calls out Jericho and tells him that yes, he is finally healed, and he better be ready, because he wants a submission match against him tonight. Jericho agrees, but wants Benoit to admit he is the lesser man after his defeat. 87% Perry Saturn defeats Jimmy Rave after the Rings of Saturn. After the match, Low Ki and his security staff circle the ring, but Saturn superkicks Bundy ansd escapes without a scratch. Low Ki is of course angry. **1/2, 79% Randy Orton is backstage, on his cell phone. The Coach comes in and asks who he's talking to. Orton says he's talking to his father, chuckles and quickly leaves the room when Ken Shamrock is mentioned. 88% Truly Great(Benjamin & Killings) defeats La Résistance when Killings hits the True Conviction on Grenier for the win. Duprée says he had enough, and helps Grenier back to his feet before slamming him down with a vicious spinebuster. He follows with a couple of chairshots. I think René snapped. **1/4, 75% Goldust approaches Van Dam backstage. He has a contract in hand and says that he accepted his fate. Even though he'd rather watch a "Best of William Hung" tv special, he will challenge RVD for his ugly belt at "Dirty Magic". RVD is happy, of course. 82% Chavo Guerrero and Jerry Lynn meet backstage. They trade mean looks and one-liners hoping to intimidate one another for the X-Title match at the PPV. 59% Apparently, the crowd was too "pumped up" from the last match. Ah.... Paul London and Christian fought to a draw when an angry Vader destroyed both of them. London mounted a comeback, but Christian came back to hit him, and a three-way brawl ensues. Vader needed to vent after his defeat last monday. ***, 78% Matt Hardy is backstage. He says that he is tired of his stable not being respected. he says that the company needs order. Angle joins him, and says that Hardy is completely wrong. Hardy tells Angle that he talked to the president of KPW, and he has a deal. Angle and Hardy meet at the PPV, the winner decides who will be the Commissioner/GM/Sheriff of KPW, i.e the one who will be making matches. Angle asks why would they need one since they already have a president. Hardy says that the prez can't be arsed to go around and make matches by himself. 98% Ultimo Dragon & Bryan Danielson beat AJ Styles & Juventud Guerrera after Danielson got his rollover underhook thingy on Guerrera. Styles and Dragon where brawling on the outside. Piper tried to restore order and tells his clients to keep the fight for their respective matches for the PPV. ****, 92% Eddie Guerrero comes to the ring and says that he defeated Angle last week. He wants to move to better things, so he challenges Rey Mysterio for his World Title at Dirty Magic. Mysterio agrees. Yes, we will have a good match on that show. 88% Chris Benoit defeats Chris Jericho with a Crossface in a submission match. That was an extremely good match, and Benoit celebrates as the show goes to black. ****3/4, 93% End of the show ------------------------------ Benoit just told me that his last feud with Jericho "rocked". That's good.

Another pick of me in a manly position.

Yeah. Every bad ass needs a picture in front of toilet. Right?

Me in front of an old toilet cabine.

Some news and rumours! I don't know if I can win any good talent from them, but I'll probably buy both feds anyway. Good old Wrestling-Heat.com ::roll eyes:: I know I won't be making an offer. Unless I make it the new "Evil Financial Advisor" Bradshaw. That would suck, but that would be so much fun. Somebody help me, I'm going nuts. Or NUT!

It's time for another edition of... Monday Night Mope Chavo Guerrero defeats Colt Cabana, Julio Dinero and Shark Boy in a 4-way match with a brainbuster on Dinero. Jerry Lynn, your X-Champion, comes in after the match and announces Chavo as the third participant of the 4-way match for his belt at the "Dirty Magic" PPV. ***, 80% Low Ki is in the ring with his security staff(Neidhart & Bundy), daring Saturn to come and talk with him face to face. He says that he can't stop thinking that he should have made Saturn submit in the Wargames match, so he wants a match 1-on-1. Saturn walks on the ramp, but says he doesn't trust Ki and his little friends, so he brought something with him. Saturn enters the ring with a lead pipe, knocking Bundy & Neidhart before ducking a superkick by Ki. He floors him with the pipe and says that HE will decide when the match will take place. 79% Norman Smiley defeats Norman Smiley when his frustrated friends from Low Ki's stable interfere. Rob Van Dam comes in after the bell for the save, and Goldust thanks him. RVD says that Goldust now owes him one, so he has no choice but to face him for his ugly belt at the PPV. **3/4, 79% Roddy Piper is backstage with Ultimo Dragon. Piper says that his ultimate dream is to manage the greatest stable of pure wrestlers ever assembled. He says that he is now making one more step in that direction with the signing of Bryan Danielson as his new client. Danielson comes in to a pop. Jerry Lynn follows, and tells Danielson that he wants to give him his first opportunity by making him the fourth participant in the X-Title match. Danielson accepts. 83% The Quebecers & Truly Great defeat La Résistance & The Coolest Mexicans Alive in a 8-men tag match when Grenier takes a Dragon Whip from Benjamin while The Quebecers and TCMA were fighting on the outside. Dupree is pissed, Grenier apologizes, and Dupree tells Grenier that he is pushing his luck. **1/2, 75% Backstage, Ken Shamrock is found unconscious, in a pool of his own blood. The medics say that he will be out until further notices. Randy Orton, who has a bloody sledgehammer in his hands, says that he didn't do it. Apparently, he was "coming to confront Shamrock" when he found him there, and that he is just "holding the evidence that he found". 70% Chris Jericho is in the ring, talking trash about Benoit, saying that he is just faking his injury to avoid him. Benoit storms in from the crowd and applies the Walls of Jericho. Humiliated, the long-haired Chris escapes, and Benoit says that he is now healed. The match should take place soon. 89% AJ Styles defeats Jimmy Rave in a close match, after he countered a hurricanrana attempt in a Styles Clash. Styles makes it clear that he wants Ultimo Dragon's IC title. ***, 81% Eddie Guerrero defeats Matt Hardy with a small package when Kurt Angle missed a chairshot on Eddie and hit Hardy instead. After the match, Hardy takes exception to that and punches Angle. ***, 82% Vader is backstage, saying that tonight will not be different from other nights. He will beat Mysterio again, only this time, he will get rewarded for it. 78% Rey Mysterio beats Vader with a 6-1-9 to retain the KPW World Title. Mysterio wants to be a nice guy and offers a handshake, but Vader turns his back and walks away. ***3/4, 89% End of the show ------------------------------------------- I think that was a pretty good show. The PPV is starting to look good, and more matches are gonna be announced for it soon. Thanks for the comments by the way. It's appreciated.

Northeast Region 1 Eddy Guerrero 16 Kensuke Sasaki 8 Juventud Guerrera 9 Funaki 4 Raven 13 Jushin "Thunder" Liger 5 Ultimo Dragon 12 Yuji Nagata 3 Rey Misterio Jr. 14 Elix Skipper 6 Rob Van Dam 11 Jeff Jarrett 2 CM Punk 15 CIMA 7 Low Ki 10 Teddy Hart Northwest Region 1 AJ Styles 16 Kenta Kobashi 8 Rey Bucanero 9 Ultimo Guerrero 4 John Cena 13 Nick Dinsmore 5 Tajiri 12 Val Venis 3 Shawn Michaels 14 Rico 6 Booker T 11 Matt Hardy 2 Kurt Angle 15 Doug Williams 7 Ric Flair 10 Hulk Hogan Southeast Region 1 Shelton Benjamin 16 Toshiaki Kawada 8 La Parka 9 Chris Sabin 4 American Dragon 13 Chuck Palumbo 5 Charlie Haas 12 Jerry Lynn 3 Chavo Guerrero Jr. 14 Steve Corino 6 Triple H 11 The Undertaker 2 Brock Lesnar 15 Jody Fleisch 7 Nunzio 10 Abyss Southwest Region 1 Chris Jericho 16 Magnum Tokyo 8 Big Show 9 Samoa Joe 4 Jamie Noble 13 Satoshi Kojima 5 Spanky 12 Christian 3 Paul London 14 Billy Kidman 6 Chris Hero 11 Kane 2 Christopher Daniels 15 Jonny Storm 7 Trent Acid 10 Homicide

-Bret's Sharpshooter -Foley's Double Arm DDT -Benoit's Crossface These are my favorites.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the greatest B-Show on Earth... Sunday Night Session Tonight is the one-night only King of the B-Show tournament! Before it starts however, let's have ourselves a little Tag Team Match. Matt's Bitches(Moore & York) beat Scotty 2 Hotty and Norman Smiley via Bitch Maker, a vicious move that I did not really think about except for a name. Not a great match. **1/2, 68% Jimmy Rave beat D'Lo Brown via Satellite Crossface in a good match to advance to the second round. Normal match with a couple of good spots. **, 69% Devon Storm defeats Glenn Gilberti via Mindbender to advance to the second round and face Jimmy Rave. Bland match, but what do you expect from a B-Show? **, 65% Frankie Kazarian beats Mike Sanders with a Wave of the Future to go to the second round. A better match than the last one, with great spots from Kazarian. **, 67% Nunzio makes Sonny Siaki tap out to the Sicilian Crab for the win and the right to face Kazarian in the second round. Baaaaad match, and it's not Nunzio's fault. *1/2, 55% Jimmy Rave beats Devon Storm via Satellite Crossface to advance to the finals. Looked like a MOTY after the last one. **1/2, 68% Nunzio beats Frankie Kazarian with a Kiss of Death for the right to face Jimmy Rave in the finals. **1/4, 66% Jimmy Rave defeats Nunzio with a Northern Lights Bomb for the win and the title of "King of the B-Show" in a GREAT match. I think these two will work together again in the future. ***1/2, 73% End of the show Well, as you can see, I use my B-Show as a place to experiment mainly. Don't be surprised if other weird things happen on Sunday Night Session. So Jimmy Rave wins. Hope you liked it.

Silly man. Booker is black. You can't have a black man wrestle a mexican in the main event on PPV. At least, that's what JR and Vince think. How could we ever forget?

The thing is that it really makes sense.

Didn't Buffer ask for like a Million bucks per PPV appearence? If so, WCW really spent too much fucking money on a RING ANNOUNCER. I don't think one person went "Hey! Buffers announcing the ME! I'm gonna watch through 2 hours of shit, then watch a shitty main event! But it's worth it!" I don't know the exact figure, but I think he also charged more if they wanted him to say "Let's get ready to Rumble!" I can understand bringing him in for a Starrcade Main Event but I could give a shit for him introducing Meng in a World Title match on Nitro. For shits and giggles, listen to his Fall Brawl 95 introduction for the Dungeon of Doom. I swear to god, if the camera was on him he'd be laughing his ass off. Got a transcript of that?

I don't mind Spike that much. I just hate his "I'm small so I'll step over and over on your chest" moves.

I feel your pain. Find some comfort in the fact that Bradshaw will probably not win anything, and that at least, they have plans for Heyman. It could be worse. I think.

Thanks for the feedback! I think readers could use some history on that gimmick title. I digged up the first Pay Per View of KPW, just to see what I wrote about that. Here it is. So, Christian was the only one to want the title, but then Shark Boy won it and renamed it the Dead Sea Title, and then lost it to Lance Storm I think.

Thursday Night Smash Results Colt Cabana defeats Marc Mero when Christian York tried to interfere in Mero's favor, but completely misses the Superkick attempt. An easy roll-up for Cabana ensues. **1/4, 74% Jerry Lynn comes to the ring to answer Juventud Guerrera's challenge from last show. Lynn says he accepts, but he won't be the only one challenging at the PPV. The X-Title is seeked by many, so Lynn says he'll defend it in a 4-way match against othe challengers to be announced. 70% It's time for "The Highlight Reel", and Jericho invites Chris Benoit to join him, saying there will be no cheap shot this time. Jericho says that he is tired of always beating on him, so he asks Benoit what it will take for him to admit that Jericho is superior. Benoit says that when he will be completely healed, they will have a submission match. Jericho says he's on. 93% The Quebecers defeat La Résistance via a Cannonball on Grenier. Duprée is pissed off, and tells Grenier to get his head clean. Grenier says he did what he could, and they argue over the defeat. Yeah, I know you can see where it is going. **1/2, 76% Low Ki is being interviewed, and he's asked why he is always tormenting Perry Saturn. Ki says that Saturn started something by making him submit in the Wargames match last month, and now he has to deal with it.(My main event last PPV was a Wargames Match, and Saturn made a bloodied and tired Low Ki submit to the rings of Saturn.) 71% Paul London defeats Sabu via London Calling to retain the KPW TV Title. Sabu shakes London's hand after the match, in a showing of good sportsmanship. **3/4, 74% Ken Shamrock beats Randy Orton via DQ when Orton, who was in the ankle lock, took a pair of brass knucks from his trunks, turned around and hit Shamrock with it before bailing out. Shamrock, of course, vows revenge. ***, 82% Rob Van Dam enters Goldust's locker room. He tells him that he has trouble finding someone willing to fight for his Whole F'N Title, and asks him to be his challenger for the next PPV. Goldust says that he doesn't feel like it, but RVD wants him to think about it. 75% AJ Styles defeats Kid Kash via Styles Clash to become the #1 contender to Ultimo Dragon's Intercontinental Title. Styles celebrates afterward, and warns Dragon to be ready for him. ***1/2, 85% Vader comes to the ring, microphone in hands. He says that he already beat Rey Mysterio before he was a champion. In fact, he beat him two times, but ever since Mysterio became the World Champ, he has been ducking him. Vader says it's over, and he wants his match Monday on Mope. 85% Eddie Guerrero defeats Kurt Angle in a great Cage Match. The ending came when Guerrero executed a Frog Splash from the top of the cage on Angle. They laid in the middle of the ring for about a couple of seconds, and Guerrero beat Angle in a race to the door. ****, 93% End of the show. So, we already have a Vader/Rey Mysterio match signed for Monday, and a couple of matches signed for the Pay Per View. Up next will be my version of a B-Show, KPW Sunday Night Session. Don't expect any major match, just ways to get some of my starting talent over.

Monday Night Mope The Quebecers won a three way match against Heelness and Truly Great to become the #1 contenders to the Tag Team Titles. Nothing to signal, excpet for the Cannonball finish by The Quebecers. 76% Chris Benoit is in the ring, annoucning that his ankle is healing after the attack by Chris Jericho. Jericho isn't far behind, as he runs to the ring with a chair. This time, Benoit knows better, and he applies a crossface before Jericho can even swing. The refs try to seperate the two. 93% Juventud Guerrera beats Devon Storm, Hurricane and Shark Boy in a 4-way match. This was Guerrera's debut, and he follows this by asking for a X-Title shot. No answers yet from the champion. 79% The Mattitude Followers(Matt, York, Moore & Mero) ask Cabana for an answer.(They asked him to join last Thursday. Cabana said he would think about it) Caban says no, he wants to be known as a star on his own. Mero takes exception to that and beats him up. 75% The Coolest Mexicans Alive beat La Résistance to retain the Tag Team Titles. Grenier missed a dropkick and hit Duprée instead of Psychosis, giving him the opportunity to roll him up. Duprée looks pissed, and walks to the back by himself. 74% Kurt Angle is being interviewed, verbally blasting Eddie Guerrero for his recent actions in their feud. He says that it will all end, THURSDAY, in a CAGE MATCH! 91% Lance Storm defeated Peery Saturn, who passed out in the Sharpshooter. Saturn was about to reach the ropes when Low Ki arrived with a lead pipe, hitting Saturn with it behind the ref's back. 76% Randy Orton, who lost his TV Title last week, says that he did not lose his confidence along with his belt. He wants to prove he is still the best by issuing an open challenge for a match Thursday. Ken Shamrock makes his KPW debut by answering the challenge. Orton bails immediately. 80% Roddy Piper and Ultimo Dragon are being interviewed in the back. He says that if AJ Styles wants a shot, he just has to step up. If he can win the #1 contendership, then Dragon will do what he has to and defend the title. 84% Christopher Daniels beat Kurt Angle after the Last Rites when Angle was distracted by Eddie Guerrero. Guerrero flees, and Angle chases him afterward. 88% Rey Mysterio beats Matt Hardy to retain the World Championship in a nice athletic match. 90% End of the show. In case anyone is wondering why some things happened, Guerrero is currently feuding with Angle, Benoit with Jericho and Saturn with Low Ki. Low Ki was once a member of the Mattitude Followers, but he broke away to form the A-Ki-Tude followers, with Neidhart, Bundy and Smiley. Ki and Hardy had a feud, won by Hardy. Now, they use each others when they need to. If anybody has questions, just ask. I know that some things may be confusing since this circuit is already a couple of months old. Also, I'll probably add stars ratings for the next matches.

Do you know how to create a batch file? Because you could put it in the startup folder, or in a planified task.

They jobbed Rhyno too much for people to care. Edge going to Raw was already leaked, and Triple H didn't even stay on Smackdown. I guess he was the biggest surprise, but I just knew that he wasn't going to stay there, and you probably figured it out too.

Storm had pants! That's a shame, these trunks gave him a huge bulge in the crotch area.

Anglesault's right. I know that it would have spoiled it for me if I had known that Spike Dudley was headed to Smackdown.

It's a shame I missed that.

shut up you moles mommy fucker that's ghey Pardon me?