Elbarto997

Come on, peeps, it's a time to vote!

You take out THE 2X4 WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE!!!!! The Barbed Wire wrapped around 2x4 which hasn't seen TV time since, like, well, Cactus Jack took it to Randy Orton. Oh wait, CZW, FMW... Anway, Alex Shelley stands up, but you bring him down with a shot to the forehead with the wire wrapped around 2x4, Abyss gets a shot to the gut with the 2x4 wrapped around barbwires, and then EVENFLOW DDT. Mike Posey, finally comes out and runs to the ring, but Goldylocks takes up the microphone. Goldylocks: Posey, if you had any ruling on this match you will disqualify this jobber!!! Crowd boos. Posey: I'll allow it, since the assigned referee Rudy Charles is out with the Malaria, and unable to ref the match. Match shall continue. Alex Shelley approaches Mike Posey, and has words for him, and then shoves him, but Posey shoves back, Alex Shelley trips over you, into a School Boy, cover, 1...2...3!!!!!!!! You win by an upset again!!!! You jump out of the ring, before Abyss can catch you. You run up the ramp, but Goldylocks has words for you. Goldylocks- So that's how you wanna play it! Well, I challenge you, and that putz ref, Posey to a Money vs Contract match. No DQs. How do you feel now, jobber boy? You take up the mic, and you reply... (What do you reply Goldylocks with? You decide.)

Alright, alright, here's a new one. Paul Heyman comes up and dares Michael Cole to throw him off the air.

OK, we all know Michael Cole. Right? Well, I'll start us off with a regular sentance, and then the below poster has to pretend to be Michael Cole recapping what happened. Then THAT poster has to make another regular sentance, and another below poster has to pretend to be Michael Cole recapping what has happened. And so on, and so forth. Got it? No??? OK. I'LL EXPLAIN IT AGAIN! Well, I'll start us off with a regular, ehh, lets get it started in here... Rey Mysterio is booked in a 3 on 1 Tables Match against all 3 Dudleyz.

It's an ELO reference, make something up...

Look at this group of talented, determined kids looking to get on the Smackdown roster. Why? Because you can only see Tough Enough stars on Smackdown! Kane has gotta strange magic in him.

Look at that Shannon Moore. He's having fun hawking Good Charlotte products. Good Charlotte is my favorite band you know. Oh look at Carlito, putting down Shannon for no good reason. AND THERE'S A SPIT IN THE FACE OF SHANNON MOORE!!!!! Cole watches the Smackdown vs Raw commercial.

OK, back from yet ANOTHER break. Sorry guys. You brandish a Cheese Grater. You rake and grate the forehead of Abyss. Abyss starts to juice a little, and then you nail him with the Cheese Grater for good measure. Alex Shelley gets up, but you drag the Grater across his forehead. He noticeably juices too. Both men are down. Whatdayado? A.) Go outside and get a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire? B.) Pin one of the guys? or C.) Evenflow of the guys...

Topic. I go to Sheetz, because they're pretty friggin cheap, and their MTO food is awesome.

Are they Pacific Pride? Not sure, but those guys were awesome. Ultra friendly, gas made my truck run like a champ, cheap prices, bitching hot dogs inside and they allowed you to use the toilet without purchase if you needed to. Now it's a crap station that wants way too much money and has a "buy before use" policy on the bathroom. Bunch of dickweeds. The Texaco station? Sorry, if this is old, but...

Can we just do mine, and then yours so this topic ain't gonna die?

Come on guys, it's voting time.

Whoops...

OK, you choose D to train. Now, hopefully you can at least slam Alex Shelley. Zooom It's Xplosion taping time. AJ, Jeff Hardy, and even Larry Zbysko welcome you and wish you Total Nonstop luck. You are the semi-main event match. The bell sounds and all during that match-up, Abyss & Alex Shelley double-team you to death. Double-suplexes, Double clotheslines, Ho-train to dropkick, anything! It seemed like hours, but was probably just 2 and a half minutes. At one point, Alex Shelley gets you locked in a Full Nelson, and Abyss pounds away at your jaw, and ribs. And then goes for the Avalanche again, but you on instinct, slip out of the way, and Abyss crashes into Alex. You dropkick Abyss, and Abyss flies out onto the apron. You take Alex Shelley, and hit the Oklahoma Slam on him, with little harm done to your back. You go for the cover, the actual referee seems to be out. It seems that he's gone down under a case of the Malaria after the TNA Tour in Bolivia. So you move out, just in time to escape from an Abyss Splash. You go outside and find a Cheese Grater! What shall you do with the grater of Cheese in your custody? A.) Lick the grater as seen in those oh so many ECW Matches? B.) Grate it over Abyss? or C.) Grate it over Alex Shelley...

I missed it. I thought it was a part of MM's sig. Now someone do mine.

^ Great One you ignored my sentance. So without further a do... Take 2!!!!

No, the fed, not Backyard Wrestling in general!

It's the 2XW. It's like the only active Backyard Wrestling site dmoz.org, or whatever had to offer. I think they're pretty good, no? http://www.geocities.com/t2xw2002/index2.html Lock, or move this if necessary...

What the hell? Who is this guy? He has to have a license to wrestle here in the WWE, someone get this wannabe outta here! Theodore Long books Rey Mysterio, John Cena, and RVD against the Dudley Boyz & CCC in a match where Mysterio/Cena/RVD compete under wimpy wrestling entertainment rules, and Dudleyz/CCC compete under rules of ECW.

That's not right! That is a legend Theodore Long! You don't do that to legends!! Michael Cole shows his ascend from disgust to joy in this match. JBL faces Eddie Guerrero in a World Title Match. During the end of the match, the ref gets bumped, JBL hits the Clothesline from Hell, and then hits a Powerbomb on Eddie. JBL goes for another Powerbomb, but Jimmy & Robert of Led zep hit the ring for some revenge. Jimmy's got a Guitar. Jimmy taps JBL, he turns around, and Jimmy blasts JBL with the Guitar. Robert trips JBL. Jimmy puts on the ref's shirt, and Robert drapes Eddie's shoulder over JBL, cover, Jimmy counts 3!!! Eddie is the New Champion!

OH MY GOD!!!! IT'S THE 7', 220LB NAZI!!!! THIS IS VINTAGE GERMANY! Make friends with Kerrek. It's not wrestling, but go for it anyway.

Tazz, what handsome guy do you think you're supposed to be. (Crash) OH MY GOD!! I believe a meteor has struck the studio here Live. When Led Zeppelin gets ready to perform, JBL comes out and pushes down Paige's microphone, and calls Led Zeppelin a bunch of off-key caterwallers.

You're supposed to write a new sentance. Oh well... New Sentance: There's a Led Zeppelin reunion concert going on on Smackdown, LIVE!

Bubba Ray Dudley licks a Cheese Grater

Hey, is that my wife? What's he doing with Mr. McMahon? Whoa, this is vintage Michael Cole's wife!! ECW Show from late '00, Dudleyz & Tommy Dreamer vs Simon, Swinger, and CW Anderson, the parts where Bubba uses a Machete. (The match is on the Best of Dudleyz in ECW DVD)