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Uh oh. We could see vintage Carlito, in that he spits in the face of people who aren't cool, and Kenzo & Dupree may be getting a mouthful. Here's another good one... Balls Mahoney pulls out a Table, and a sack of thumbtacks, and Val Venis pulls out a Machete from his tights.

Undertaker gonna fly off the rope and clubbing that straight left arm onto the elbow of Bubba Ray Dudley. Vintage Undertaker! (When really hitting the back of the head, and using the left arm) Alright, alright, I got a good one... 'Balls Mahoney and Val Venis make their way to ringside'

Didn't they try this to get people to order the Great American Bash?

Man, whatever happened to those Hardcore Extreme midgets???

What now? A.) Hyper zoom to the Xplosion taping? B.) Play video games for 4 days? C.) Nothing? or D.) Train...

OK, you're going to keep wrestling, but you can't attempt to Bodyslam anyone. K? OK! You head to the hotel, and NWA-TNA staff member gives you a buzz telling you that you will be wrestling Abyss & Alex Shelley in a Handicapped match on Xplosion. But what should you tell the NWA-TNA staff member? Can't think of any choices, so you come up with a reply.

Like, all of New Jack's matches are Hardcore Matches, has there ever been a match where he hasn't used a weapon.

Cool, 100 posts! Great job guys. Sorry about the break though. But lets get the show on the road, shall we? Abyss stalks you, and goes for a Chokeslam, but a Kick in the junk, stops his grip, and you bring him down with an Evenflow DDT. Evenflow DDT!!! Cover, 1...2...Thr ABYSS KICKS OUT! ABYSS KICKED OUT OF THE FRIGGIN EVENFLOW!!! WTF!!?? Abyss sits up, and then kicks you in the gut, and throws you into a booth knocking stuffed animals everywhere, and then gets you into DVD position. If he hits the Sitout Torture Rack that's it for you, but suddenly, a Farris Wheel car smacks him from behind, and he goes cold on the ground. You're on top of him. 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You beat Abyss!!! You overcomed the impossible!!! Oh my god!!! You can't believe you beat Abyss!!! Jeff Hardy, AJ, Amazing Red, and Chris Sabin come out into the Amusement Park to celebrate by throwing slushie on top of you and stuff. They walk you back into the studios where staff also congradulate you on your upset victory. They tell you that you'll be needed 5 days from now on Xplosion. But, you decide that you should have your back checked out by specialists. Who knows. HBK barely healed from a back injury, and Dynamite Kid just got leg amputation, but after having back problems that forced him into retirement. You go thru MRI, and doctors bring you the diagnosis, that you have a couple bulging disks, and one herniated, and a possible spur, then he brings you the excruciatingly tough options. A.) Sit out 2 months, risking all the promising plans of your career to fix your back. or B.) To keep wrestling, even if you have major risks...

Are they Pacific Pride?

You find the Shopping Cart, and you go to pick it up, but your back can't support the Shopping Cart's weight due to the damage, so you lift it up to your stomach, and Abyss boots the Shopping Cart into you, and you go down... Popeye goes over to help, but Abyss Headbutts him down. Abyss grabs you again and takes you into a Universal Studios banner. Abyss goes for another Corner Avalanche, but you move out of the way, and Abyss crashes hard into the banner. What'syournextmove? A.) Throw him into an amusement park booth? B.) Evenflow him onto the concrete? or C.) Spear him into a door...

Voting time, Adventure guys...

You go for a Dropkick, and it connects. Abyss Undertakers it off, and re-assumes his position. You bounce off the ropes, and go for another, but he still keeps Undertakering your offense. You go for it once more, you could do this all day, but Abyss catches, and drives you into the mat with a Bossman Slam. RIP you big nasty luchador! Abyss follows it up with an Elbow Drop and covers, 1...2... Kick out on your part. Abyss takes you, and whips you into the Turnbuckle, and then follows it up with a Ho-Train onto you. Abyss covers again, but you kick out. Abyss glares at you, kinda, and then takes you by the throat, and tosses you out of the ring. You land hard onto the *not padded* floor on your back. Aww man, your third match, and your back is nagging you. Abyss steps out of the ring, and takes you, and tosses you over the Steel Gaurdrail, and into the crowd, where he punches you a few times, tosses you into a wall, and then Bodyslams you onto the Steps, doing even more damage to your back. Abyss drags you up the steps, and throws you into the backdoor at the top, and then shoves you against the door, taking the thing off its hinges. You are now outside Stage 21 around the Amusement Parks, but this ain't no amusement! Abyss grabs you again, and Choke Tosses you, and you land on your back onto the Concrete Floor, outside the arena. You've had enough, and if you don't finally start doing some damage to Abyss, you may not get that Free Complimentary breakfast that the Hotel that's sponsoring TNA promised you. You spot a Shopping cart around the corner, by Stage 21. What do you do? A.) Hide behind the Shopping Cart? B.) Attack Abyss with the Shopping Cart? or C.) Pick up the Shopping Cart...

Voting time people...

Staff member: Good choice... Now go out there and break Abyss's leg! Trumpet music, and violin backround signal your arrival to the Impact zone. You casually walk to the ring. Rock/Violin music signal Abyss's arrival. At 6'6, 320 pounds, he is the largest NWA-TNA athlete today. He steps into the ring, and towers above you. The bell sounds, and you go off of the ropes, whatdayado? A.) Clothesline? B.) Dropkick? C.) Cross Body? or D.) Cartwheel...

OK. It's 8:00, your bedtime when you were 5, but you're bushed from that trek. ... ... WHOOSH! You wake up from having a dream about defeating Ric Flair for the World Title. Oh well. Uh oh, it's 10:00, you gotta leave. You quickly check out and head out on the road, and Orlando is still a good 150 miles away... 11:50, you finally see the exit the directions tell you to take, you pull off, but d'oh! Traffic accident, and traffic is moving at Chris Benoit pace... ... Finally at 11: 58:30 traffic opens up, and you FLOOR IT to Stage 21, and park at the studios at 11:59:59. Staff member: Ahh, on time, with a second to spare! Jerry will love that. Anyway, you're curtain jerking the No DQ match with Abyss. The match has a time limit of 25 minutes, and I'll need to know what theme you'll be heading into the ring to... A.) Test's 2nd theme? B.) Steve Blackman's 1st theme? C.) William Regal's 1st theme? or D.) That McDonalds commercial-type music that most of the Impact jobbers walk out to...

OK, you turn on the tube to entertain yusself. You search for that ballgame, and manage to catch it at the bottom of the 9th.The Cardinals are playing your favorite team, the Brewers. The Brewers so far are leading the Cardinals 5-0, and DeLarosa is pitching a no-hitter. Albert Pujols comes in to pinch-hit so he could knock-off the no-hitter. It's 2 outs, and DeLarosa delivers a Slider, CRAACK! Albert sends that one flying. It's headed towards the warning track, and the center fielder is heading so he can rob Albert of the Home run. The ball goes to head into the stands, when the center fielder makes a great leap, and nabs it from the crowd, and back into the warning track. The center fielder takes the ball and lobs it towards the cut-off man. Pujols begins to round third, the Shortstop whams it at the catcher, the catcher snags it, as Albert charges. GORE GORE GORE!!! What a collide. It appears that the catcher kept the ball when he tagged Albert, but it's halfway put of his glove. The ump calls... SAFE! 'wTF!?' You're thinking, but wait, the coach is out to argue. Coach: HE'S SAFE!! Ump: No he wasn't!!! Coach: YES HE WAS! Ump: ok. Brewers win! DeLarosa gets a no-hitter... ... Uh-K! Whatnow? A.) Flip the stations s'more? B.) Get sumthin to eat? C.) Do some sight-seeing? or D.) Get some sleep...

When I was watching Raw, I saw that promo about Ric saying that Orton was not a legend killer, but then Orton came out and said that he was a legend, but now he's HHH's cheerleader. That vividly reminded me of something: Unforgiven 2002. RVD & Ric Flair were in the dressing rooms, when HHH approached RVD to psyche him out for the match, when HHH told RVD that he shouldn't be hanging around with a has-been loser, and then RVD came back with what could've destroyed and buried Flair & himself... "Yeah? Well, I'd rather hang out with a so-called loser like Flair, then a winner like you any day, Hunter!" Terrible & kinda funny. Your comments...

Alrighty, hey, you hear that? That's the world's smallest violin! You go down, and whine, complain, but the desk puts away the smallest violin after 45 seconds and trades keys to another non-smoking room. You go up, and the smell is midly better. OK, what now, Adventurous Al? A.) Hit the sack, and go to sleep. (While your at it, why don't you nail yourself with a Garbage Can for that first thought, sicko) B.) Watch some TV? C.) Get somethin to eat? or D.) Do some sight-seeing...

You walk into your non-smoking room, and guess what? It reeks of smoke! Ain't that always the way with Non-Smoking rooms. What shall you doeth? A.) Go back to the desk and child-ishly complain. B.) Go to a different hotel? or C.) Get some sleep...

Actually, the money is the profits you got in the 2 Indy wrestling matches, and the 3 years of Babysitting your cousin Kendrick. Anyway, the desk clerk asks you what room shall you be getting... A.) The Janitor's Closet? B.) A room? C.) The King Lexington VI suite? or D.) The non-smoking room...

Okily Dokily. You head on in, but all the beds look torn apart, and stuff. You ask the desk clerk what the hell, but he tells you the hotel was under some freak Ringwraith attack. OK, now that we got that out of the way... A.) Howard Johnson? B.) 4 Points Sheraton? or C.) Super 8...

OK, Cheap Charles, you go to McDonalds, order a Big Mac meal, shove it down, and your full. Wow, Abyss is really going to have a tough time wrestling you, with that extra 33 grams of fat. OK, you drive down the road for another 6 hours, and then pull off at a ramp over in the Atlanta area, and go to book a hotel. What hotel? A.) Howard Johnson? B.) 4 Points Sheraton? C.) Super 8? or D.) The Prancing Pony...

What do you think?

Ahem! I'm doing this shindig! I'll tell you guys when I need help. Anyway, you decide to eat somewhere else. OK, now your choices are... A.) Perkins? B.) Friggin McDonalds? or C.) Eat in the car.

You disgusting! Nevertheless, you ask about the Diesel Fried Chicken, hopefully it's a sign error, or something, but they take an anorexic chicken, deeeeeep fry it in Diesel fuel to perfection. A.) Shall you eat the Diesel Fried Chicken? B.) Report this to the health inspector? or C.) Eat somewhere else!?