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You know........I thought it through, and I really don't give a rat's ass about ducks. Alka Seltz em all for all I care.

In my will, I will request that that is put on my tombstone and in my obituary.

Not dating any of em no, just kind of rotating between em. Jen is the frontrunner to be a "girlfriend" but for the first time in my life, I am not sure if I could be faithful, and that's not fair to her at all.

Is it the fact that it's about heroin?

What's your fav song?

Nice Guy Adam= C Seem to have a good head on your shoulders and decent opinions. A bit angry sometimes, but that's youth for ya. The potential to be a great poster in the future.

G Money= D No offense, just never really interacted with you at all. But from your past posts, you seem alright.

Definitely never fed a duck alkaseltzer, but I've given a cat beer.

Banks=A One of the standards by which anyone who posts in here should be judged. Attempted to rip me a new asshole (no surprise there) in my "Taste In Women" thread, but was probably hammered on some Canadian beer (I hear that shit is like moonshine) Hook it up Frig, the potential for hilarity in that thread is infinite.

This must happen.

Dids: yet another B+ 90% of the time I agree with what you say, plus you gave me that badass quote to put in my sig. FrigidSoul: B Am I the only person in this folder who doesn't have a problem with Frig? Has mostly valid opinions, just seems to have a knack for pissing in people's shoes......which I also like. JSYK: C+ One of the first people I actually interacted with on here after months of barely posting. Gotta drop the grade though for making me aware of my resemblance to Vanilla Ice, and thus questioning my entire existence.

IDRM: B+ Can always be counted on to make an interesting comment, even if it is a tad disturbing. I added the + because you plan on watching "Deadwood".

Original or remake?

I am suing all you cocksuckers for slandering my flawless character.

Shit, T2 and Lebowski both deserve to be on my list, but oh well.

Be sure to post your thoughts after you watch it. Probably the best episode so far.

I got $20 on "Halloween Havoc".

LAAAAAAAAAAAME.

Jonny Storm vs Chad Collyer. Match Background: Collyer and Jonny are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the FOW World title. Jonny Storm has been FOW World champion since 30 November 2004. The Match: Chad Collyer hits a rolling kick on Jonny. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Jonny takes a NICE hurrancarana from Chad Collyer. There's a two count on the pin. Jonny Storm pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Jonny hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Collyer. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Second rope flying axe handle, Collyer goes down. One day, Jonny might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Collyer counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Collyer crushes Jonny with a huge legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Springboard dropkick from Chad Collyer. Nicely done. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Hard back suplex on Jonny. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Spinning back kick from Chad Collyer. Jonny counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Spin kick by Jonny Storm to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Tor-NADO DDT from Jonny Storm, Collyer got planted! Collyer scores with a forearm, sending Jonny down into the corner. The referee pulls Chad Collyer away to get the break. Wait! Jonny has pulled something out of his tights. Chad Collyer walks over...and gets floored by a punch! 1....2....3! The referee never saw the brass knuckles! Jonny Storm slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Collyer to get some payback. My Opinion: A ****3/4 rating for a great match. Close, but not 5 stars.

Yeah I don't remember Owen coming down from the rafters during his first run as the Blazer either.

I believe the complete and total opposite of what you just said.

from TheRavenEffect.com Raven joins the show at 30 minutes into the hour. He mentions that he will be facing Chris Harris on this Wednesday's NWA/TNA PPV event to determine the number one contender for Jeff Jarrett's NWA World Championship: - Dave asks Raven about the recent falling out between ROH and NWA/TNA over the Feinstein issue. Raven says he would've liked to work for Ring of Honor more often, but the truth is his pricetag is too much for ROH to afford to use him regularly. Raven says it's a shame about the ROH situation; Feinstein is a friend of his, but, ultimately, he made a stupid mistake. He hasn't followed the issues behind the falling out too closely but does not blame NWA/TNA for their decision to break off contact with ROH as they are a precarious state in negotiating with FOX Sports Network in getting a national cable deal & the stigma from being associated with Feinstein could sour that. - Dave asks Raven's thoughts on the USA Today article he was quoted in prominently. Raven tells an anecdote that the USA Today people sent a photographer and took photos of him for an entire day and interviewed for over an hour and a half, yet they only used a few lines and he didn't get one picture. His whole point of view in the interview was that no one is responsible except the individual for what they do: no one forced him to take steroids, the business doesnt force you either. One can change their physique, you can get built by diet not just through steroids, but it is a cosmetic business, you can't be 5'2", bald & with bad acne - steroids do work, but creatine cycled with a dextrose loader can work much better, people are just lazy and don't understand diet and supplements. - RE: TNA on Fox: It would be tremendous, however, Raven is a proponent of it being a word of mouth business, so TV is not essential to good business. - Solid storylines building the belt up as the most important prize, mixing up the guys and stories is the key to gelling and building business, TV isnt necessary, but a string of good shows can do it and build good buzz. Wrestling tickets are sold by emotion, not by acrobatics. Raven thinks at best, one spotfest per show is enough. - Raven answers a call from Elizabeth in Dallas who asks if a girl can make it in the business today. Women being attractive isn't the only tool for them getting in; very few women can wrestle well in the US because they don't have time to grow and get better and get talented. There is a young audience of girls that is out there who wanted to be like Lita and they could have marketed that and upped buyrates and TV. Raven feels Chyna was someone who was a draw to more than just girls and who men saw as a credible wrestler & draw at one point. If you get a girl who is popular you can build a better talent pool around her, most women aren't good in wrestling - except for Alexis Laree. They'd rather see women rip each others clothes off. - Dave asks Raven about Billy Graham's letter in the Observer talking about his steroid use. Raven makes an analogy about his public admission of steroid usage and how being open helped him get clean. He went into rehab, horrible experience, with Fonzie for company and a girl he knew and was in horrible pain & didn't recommend it. It was hell but he got clean, felt like baseball bats kept hitting him senseless - Raven makes it a point to plug his official website - http://www.theraveneffect.com - & thank his good buddy & webmaster Vic for the amazing work put into it. He states he also posts a regular commentary there & everyone should check it out. - Meltzer mentions that Raven was at the Playboy Mansion for Hugh Hefner's 78th birthday party. Raven states that he & Jonny Fairplay went & it was like Fort Knox to get in there; complete w/being screened by Playboy staff & having to be cleared with a resume & 8x10. However, it was a pajama party, so the sight of all the girls clad in lingerie made it worthwhile. - A caller calls in to talk about the Eugene gimmick in WWE. Raven isn't familiar with it, but states bad gimmicks can be problematic for the person saddled with them, but you have to work at them & make solutions out of them to get yourself over. Raven brings up his stint as Johnny Polo as an example of this. Raven goes into a side issue of how he wishes more old-timers would give back to the game of wrestling - someone like Austin could go to TNA and make his name bigger there since he already made his money. Someone like Hogan could've used his popularity to get benefits for the boys when he was on top. - A caller asks about CM Punk & if Raven knows if he is done in TNA: Raven has no say in TNA and what happens there, isnt healthy for him to contribute too much. Raven likes to help the young guys out but Jeff Jarrett controls the book. - Dave again mentions the Raven vs. Chris Harris match this Wednesday on TNA. Raven mentions he has never wrestled him before & he's excited about it, since first matches are always interesting; it could be huge or a bomb. His first match with Benoit was really good & afterwards they always strived to beat it. - Matt from Vancouver calls in & asks Raven about the "new" ECW & if Raven would be interested in working for it if Heyman had the book. Raven says the new ECW makes no sense because of such a depleted WWE core talent roster. Raven questions if Paul E. could even be hip enough to still do it, it was so trendy and happening that the zeitgeist of it couldn't be captured. Matt asks if ROH might have their finger on that pulse. Raven says no, that, in fact, Gabe Sapolsky wanted to do the polar opposite of ECW & stay away from the "dog & pony show" matches which he specializes in & was geared more towards the illusion of creating a sport-like scenario, at least in the beginning. Matt thanks Raven & mentions how much he loves the commentaries on TheRavenEffect.com - Another caller calls in to talk to Raven about his comic book work on Spiderman's Tangled Web #14 & how he & Brian Azzarello hooked up to do Spiderman & if Raven would be interested in writing comics again. Raven states that Azzarello is a good friend of his & they had tried to hook up to do something for a while. He's proud of his Spiderman work, but states that the issue was hampered by deadlines & the constrictions of the 22 page format for comic books. Ideally, he would've had the issue run much longer, like a graphic novel & had the streak Crusher Hogan built on go for a year to add to the tragedy when he finally lost to Spiderman. Raven plugs Azzarello's current work on the core Batman title & says he loves the arc. He then says he's friends with many key people in comics & ultimately, he hasn't done more because he's too lazy & can't do actual work, whereas collaborating with Brian on the phone to plot was more like fun than work. The caller then says it's an awesome issue that all comic & wrestling fans should get. - Meltzer mentions Raven recently went to Europe. Raven says it was an amazing trip & he would go back in a second. He wrestled for 700 people in FWA & received huge pop, biggest since he's been on the indies it was long, loud & heartfelt. Raven talks about nuances of his match with Punk and how he gave too much in his match at first because it peaked too soon. hes a perfectionist. He made an insane amount of money there, of which 1/3 to 1/2 of money he made in Europe was in merch sales. - Mentions his show in Germany was packed, 300 people in a bar; no room for guardrails, fans were leaning on the ring, fans were banging the mat -- it was a crazy reaction and the people were very gracious & again, he made a ton of money. - He may be going back to England in October, possibly in July if he can work it out with Alex Shane.

She's no doubt back there weeping in silent vigil every night anyways.

I am offended. Thats my baby you're talking about. Well if you want to visit it, you better check the dumpsters around the clinic.

No, but I heard there's a "self destruct" button in the womb. Maybe he/she hit that, especially after it didn't die when I tossed it's mother down the steps.