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As someone who lived through his ex girlfriend, the love of his life, getting an abotion (forced by her parents) and then watchied her go insane and then leave his life forever............ You're still being pussies when it comes to the subject. Abortion basically ruined my life, but do I make jokes about it whenever possible? You're goddamn right I do.

But my name was in the first post in this thread..........

Wait a minute........I am starting to think this thread was created to mock me in some way........

"I'm better then ok. I'm Homer Simpson!"---Frank Grimes "Yeah.......you wish!"---Homer Simpson

As a Canadian, I pity you. That shit is swill. Your pity is appreciated. I know beer is shit around here. XXX has 7.2% alcohol and doesn't taste like a foot, lol, which is always nice.

I don't want to just get a few cases of beer, I want people to get rip roaring drunk. I was considering just making a bowl of alcohol soaked punch, but that's because I am tired and can't come up with anything better. So do you guys have any ideas for what I could serve?

That literally made me fucking cringe.

I concur. Though if you really wanna help him out, play dead after the punch and watch his legend grow. Or bleed off the punch. I doubt I would have to "play" dead, lol. The first thing I would do fighting a guy that big is put everything I had in a punch aimed for the nuts. Or maybe use some biting.

Chief just reminded me that while I was trying to break up the fight, I told him "If you want to hit anyone, hit me!" God, I'm an idiot.

The best part was where he tossed me his bag of chips before swinging. By the time I caught it, the fight was on. I took the kid he hit into the other room when it cooled down, and got things settled. By the time I came back, Chief was fighting 4 or 5 kids at once, Andre The Giant style. I caught a punch in the midst of all that, but it was worth it, lol. We are slowly but surely going to get banned from every party house in this area.

Apparently around here, being a real man consists of treating girls like crap and calling them whores. At least, that's how most dudes I see are getting laid. Oh and acting pseudo-tough when your punch probably couldn't break wind. I hope your definition of a "real man" is different.

I'd tear up anything that said beer on the can/bottle, but thanks, that was one of the greatest compliments I have ever received. Onto the party.........I canceled mine and went to another. Not too bad, played the fuck out of some beer pong, got drunk, and also tried a Molson XXX which is fucking outstanding. And then, someone maybe a fat joke about Chief. A huge brawl ensued involving almost everyone at the party, which was fun stuff. No face breaking this time, but the guy Chief hit had some nice swelling going on. Of course, by trying to break up the fight, my driving glasses were broken and I sit here with a fat lip. But oh well, I still had a good time. Fighting is definitely underrated.

Axl hasn't done any drugs since the late 80s, but nice try.

So what you're really trying to say is, you're a geek who wants to nail a porn star........ And I'm not going to sit here and let you badmouth Shitbrick either, lol.

Why SHOULD they change it? RF Video is a well-known name in the wrestling community. Why piss away all of the benefits because your owner (who, BTW, still hasn't actually been CHARGED with anything) has issues. Because they said they were going to change it. Also, saying he hasn't been charged with anything is a major cop out. Well I chagre him with being a scumbag who will never see a cent of mine.

If whiskey is involved, it is going to be Jameson or Bushmill's.

Being that you have no idea who is going to be there, how many people, what kind of house, what we will be drinking, etc........... You're in no position to judge. But thanks for contributing nothing to this thread anyways.

Titty punch?

But when you play the kind of hardcore drinking games that we play sometimes, light beer (Bud Light, Natural Light) is the easiest to chug. And I love drinking, but to me, beer is beer most of the time, although I must confess, I am getting sick of the light shit. Best beer I have had recently? World Select by Anheiser Busch.

Super Dragon vs Jonny Storm. Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. Dragon and Jonny have been feuding recently. So far, Dragon hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Jonny since the feud started. This match is for the FOW World title. Jonny Storm has been FOW World champion since 26 October 2004. The Match: Dragon gets hip-tossed onto the ladder! Flying cross body off the top rope! Dragon reverses a Jonny Storm hammerlock. Spinning back kick from Super Dragon. Hard back suplex on Jonny. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Dropkick into the ladder by Dragon, sending it into Jonny! Spin kick by Super Dragon to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Jonny counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Jonny crushes Dragon with a running senton. Back heel kick off the second rope, Dragon goes down. Jonny Storm hits a rolling kick on Dragon. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Splash from the top of the ladder, reminiscent of HBK at Wrestlemania 10! Dragon counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Dragon uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Springboard dropkick from Super Dragon. Nicely done. Jonny Storm can barely stand. Psycho Driver! Super Dragon goes up ladder and grabs the prize for the win. Super Dragon goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory My Opinion: As close to a ***** match as possible...but unfortunately, it was missing something, so I can only give it ****3/4.

I've kept fighting after getting kicked in the side of my head.

Soco and Lime is always good. Kamikazes maybe?

No it's not. I am the type of scumbag to use em. I'd rather rely on good old fashioned charm..........and my huge wang. What kinds of shots Bank?

Should I splurge, and get some roofies as well?

Well, there may be gravedigging of one kind, since my Dad says if I get a girl pregnant, I might as well dig my own grave..........