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You know what bothers me? Carnies.........

The unspectacular #1 seed in the NFC Eagles? The Eagles offense was 18th overall in the NFL. You can use stats to prove anything. 48% of people know that. But, I must repeat..........the #1 seed in the NFC Eagles?

Guilty as charged............... Thoughts?

Tucker was good in Friday, but only cause he reminds me of 80% of the potheads around my way. As for Costner..........c'mon, where's the love for Bull Durham? Christ on a cracker I forgot about that movie. He ruled in Bull Durham. Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.----Kevin Costner as "Crash Davis" in Bull Durham

Can't I hit it, then use her to get me a record deal first?

I wouldn't need a traditional wedding night, a night of oral fun would be just fine with me.

The unspectacular #1 seed in the NFC Eagles?

She's single again? Good, there's still a chance for me to find my way into that goldmine.

Rat King=#1 Heel if Shredder didn't use his creative control card.

True. Even "The Fast And The Furious" was a poor ripoff of "Point Break" which kicked ass. Swayze>Diesel Reeves>Walker Surfing/Skydiving>Phallic Symbol Cars

Fantastic, I'll have to check that out.

Alright you've changed my point of view. Although Shoeless Joe was probably worse then Pete Rose. As far as we know now, Pete never lost any games on purpose.

Especially the Green Ranger. Wasn't the Green Ranger EEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL? he started banging Kimberly, negating his evilness Has she posed nude yet or what? That's the Pink Ranger, right?

Especially the Green Ranger. Wasn't the Green Ranger EEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL?

Don't you ever speak poorly of Cool Ethan again.

I think he just be let in just based on his stats alone. It's not like the rest of the guys in the Hall are saints or anything. Ty Cobb? Didn't he kill someone? Beat his wife? Babe Ruth? A big time boozer? Give Pete a break, everyone gambles here and there, whether it be going to AC or the office football pool.

I want to go piss on Dallas' grave, but I can't stand waiting in lines.

Anywhere I can download Hogan-Warrior 2? It's still got that carwreck aspect to it which makes it fun.

Nah, Rude still worked for ECW while in the WWF and DX. It was when he went to WCW that he stopped working for Paul.

NOTE TO STAPP: YOU'LL NEVER EVER BE JIM MORRISON YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG POSER That is all...........

Tucker was good in Friday, but only cause he reminds me of 80% of the potheads around my way. As for Costner..........c'mon, where's the love for Bull Durham?

It's worse then a bad acid trip. There's no such thing as a bad acid trip, just bad people.

Eh, I dunno. What I have heard from Velvet Revolver so far has been utter crap.

I thought Mark David Chapman did it? On a side note, why do all these killers always have three names: James Earl Ray, Lee Harvey Oswald, Jeffrey Fucking Dahmer........

Which, for a show that was full of "dream matches" is pretty pathetic. Hall-Nash Hogan-Warrior Steiner-Steiner Hart-Sting