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Britney was at the last Rock In Rio (with GNR, Oasis, etc.) and I don't think she did too badly. Except the MP3 circulating of her cursing backstage when something went wrong.

Haha, Axl or that chick?

Oh c'mon, she's not that bad looking.

There was also the time when the hooker mickeyed Flair's drink and stole his Rolex. The next day Flair had to go out and buy the same watch so his wife wouldn't know. BWA HAHAHAHAAHA.

WTF? I swear to God, it was on Bigelow's RF shoot interview. Flair would get all sauced up and do it in bars.

What's wrong with it?

I do what I can to improve the quality of life around here.

As long as I know my night can be nowhere near as terrible as yours. "Man, you are one pathetic loser"-Dumb & Dumber

Fuck Will Smith.

Drunken karaoke might be my favorite thing in the world to do. As of now, I will be going to a bar with a pretty good group of people for a $35 all you can drink special. So it's not as bleak as it sounded before.

But why would the knife be scared? It's just an inanimate object. The goat should be scared however.

Are single girls especially looking for random hookups in bars on New Year's Eve? Is that whole stigma about not getting a kiss at 12 a real thing?

1. Masturbation 2. Jagermeister shots. 3. The Masked Marauder (Flair used to open his robe with a sock on his dick and call himself that)

You know, Stevie Richards is the only licensed catfight official in pro wrestling.

I just think the interview was a letdown overall. Thanks for recapping it though.

Of course, Bischoff going over Flair was retarded, but oh well.........it was WCW.

Turn Bubba into a psycho heel Cactus Jack type character. I have no idea what to do with D-Von. Cut him.

For sure. I wouldn't dive right into the alcohol. That first encounter needs to be pure, hot, steamy fun. No way, the first encounter has to be a drunken mess. Sober sex shouldn't happen until at least the 5th or 6th time.

LONG BEACH, Calif. -- Dennis Rodman is trying to revive his basketball career with the Long Beach Jam of the American Basketball Association. The 42-year-old former NBA star signed a contract Friday and will start practicing with the team after Christmas, said Steve Chase, president of the first-year franchise. Rodman, who last played in the NBA in 2000 with the Dallas Mavericks, most likely will play his first game for the Jam in mid-January, Chase told the Long Beach Press-Telegram. Terms of Rodman's contract weren't released. ABA guidelines limit a team's player payroll to $120,000 per season. Rodman led the NBA in rebounds seven times but hasn't played since being released by the Mavericks. He was arrested in October in Las Vegas and charged with driving under the influence after crashing a motorcycle. He also was arrested in September in Newport Beach for investigation of being drunk in public.

From my vast world of knowledge, I can confirm that nothing is as fun when you are sober.

That is one tough pussy.

Rodman's rebound numbers in Dallas weren't bad at all. I just wonder what kind of physical shape he's in. True, being that he is a pretty big boozer. But then again, he always was.

Whoa whoa whoa, let's not forget about the Brian Adams & Scott Norton v. Jerry Flynn & Fit Finlay match. Classic tag team action.

I was at 3PW's show yesterday, and the Meanie announced that at their next show at the end of January, there will be a BWO reunion between himself and Stevie Richards. Just thought I'd let you guys know.

You bastard............. "LA Woman" and "Five To One" are two of the greatest songs ever recorded.