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It was low enough from the beginning. I'm just not a big fan of reading a column that tells me stuff I and most of the other people here already know.

I might be at the Rumble, and if this is the Smackdown Title match? Shit, now I know when to take a beer and bathroom break.

Uh, you're scaring me, Sir. Don't look at me like that... Should I stop petting JSYK too? Nah, last time you stopped he humped a whole through my Ficus plant. And I won't even tell you what he did to your shoes... Damn it, and that was a jizz free Ficus.

Club boxes are poop. They're just basically for lazy people who don't want to walk 30 feet to the nearest stand to get their overpriced pizza, hot dogs or beer. It was a lot less then I expected, but oh well, it was free. Now, the Luxury boxes are sweet I hear. Free booze and free food, so it should be awesome.

Chris Benoit deserves a run with the WWE title. In other news, DUH!

How are the prices at the bar? Not cheap. I think that they're the same as at the regular places on the concourse, but on the plus side, you don't have to wait or miss any of the game. I think that in some boxes they have food out as well. Cheesesteaks and such for free. Great, $7.00 beers. Oh well, I'll be back with a full drunken report later.........and I don't even like hockey. I also just found out a friend of mine will have box seats for the 76ers tomorrow night. WHOOOOOOOOO!

How are the prices at the bar?

There was a special around here, 4 bucks for a 6 pack of Natty Ice or Natty Light pounders. Now I think it's 5 bucks for a six pack of Molson Ice.

$5 says Gunn and Steele are signed.

It happened to me. What was I gonna do, press charges against my mom? Couldn't do it, even if it was for around $1500.

Hearing about Dylan perform in concert is one of the main things that inspired Jim Morrison to get involved in music.

I remember when they promoted the hell out of this on Nitro.

And it was all the fault of those hooligans who were up to no good.......they were the ones who started all that trouble in his neighborhood.

They taught me to boom, shaake shake shake the room. They also taught about the sum-sum-summer, summer, summertime. I learned that the men in black (MIB for short) are galaxy defenders. I learned that aliens are using our satellites against us I learnt the story of how Will Smith became the prince of a town called Bel Air. It has something to do with chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and shooting some b-ball outside of the school. He got into one little fight, and his mom got scared...........ridiculous. Luckily, he had an Aunt and Uncle in Bel Air. That cabbie had a distinct odor, if I remember correctly. Not to mention the dice in the mirror.

They taught me to boom, shaake shake shake the room. They also taught about the sum-sum-summer, summer, summertime. I learned that the men in black (MIB for short) are galaxy defenders. I learned that aliens are using our satellites against us I learnt the story of how Will Smith became the prince of a town called Bel Air. It has something to do with chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and shooting some b-ball outside of the school. He got into one little fight, and his mom got scared...........ridiculous.

They taught me to boom, shaake shake shake the room. They also taught about the sum-sum-summer, summer, summertime. I learned that the men in black (MIB for short) are galaxy defenders.

Wow, when was that?

So you're posting in a vacuum? I am not ashamed to say that went way over my head.

I voted, but I doubt mine were any good since I don't pay attention to any posts except my own.

Skullfucking his mom is passe now? **zips up**

Because it's the American dream? Because you picked a page out of your "Wet Dream Journal" at random?

That would either be really good or really hideous.

Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine messageboard. In the past two years you have caused myself, and my fellow posters, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved SmartMarks Forums and reduced it to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego! No, now that's the best thing he's ever posted.

I like the Costanza one, but Reagan? He's just gonna go "forgets what he was gonna say" over and over. May I be the first to say BOOOOOOOOOOO

It's good, just a little too sweet for my tastes.