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Break out the mittens and scarves.

Eric Bischoff is a fucking shithead. You wanna know what Eric Bischoff is? Eric Bischoff is like each and every one of you, A SMART FUCKING MARK"----Brian Pillman

RESULTS OF THE SMARTMARKS TRANSLATOR 5000: I am an ass-kissing "YES" man with a limited imagination. THE INVENTOR OF THE SMARTMARKS TRANSLATOR 5000: Has never known a woman's touch........and most likely never will.

I would have taken the bus if the snow didn't come out of nowhere. True, it was forecasted, but as being a dusting, and it wasn't supposed to start until the afternoon. I asked to reschedule, and the woman was such a bitch it was ridiculous. What's the big deal about rescheduling? And like I already said, it wasn't worth driving all the way up there for an interview that would've taken 15 minutes. People quit that job so often, I would've been hired on the spot, so the interview is basically unneccesary. Oh well, I still got ten bucks that says they call back and reschedule.

Serves you right for eating at Arby's.... Dude, those roast beef sandwiches, with their sauce........that's some good shit right there.

Who else saw "Ghetto Fab" Nick Carter on Punk'd? LOL This whole story makes me want to vomit in terror.

STEVIE RICHARDS: Hello there, quintissential stud muffin - where'd he get that one from?! - Ssh, ssh, baby goes to sleep... What we really came out here for, Joel - my God, that's a nice sweater... is that bear skin? Very nice, but what we came out for, Joel - calm down, I know you're in the presence of greatness - but what we came out here to do is: We have founded the Blue World Order with Da Blue Guy, Hollywood, and of course Big Stevie Cool. What we need now, is an announcer... and you, you remind me of someone... You bear a striking resemblance to - Oh, guys, he can be our Bisch!!

If you believe that, I am going to give you a dollar. Why you ask? To go buy a clue.

I'd bet on it. Isn't that the board game where everyone keeps removing blocks, and the loser is the one who knocks over the tower?

Russo definitely had a knack for keeping everyone involved. Good results included, D-Lo Brown, Val Venis, the elevation of The Rock and HHH, etc. Bad results included, Mark Henry, Godfather, Mark Henry and Mark Henry.

What's in it? I know White Russians are pretty damn good.

I am a fan of this gimmick. But Zimbabwean prostitutes? That's a little far fetched, dontcha think?

Overqualified............I cannot stress enough how that makes my blood boil. "In the old days, you know how you got to the top? Huh? By being better than the guy ahead of you. How do you people get to the top? By being so fucking incompetent, that the guy ahead of you can't do his job, so he falls on his ass and congratulations, you are now on top."------from the movie "Go"

Yeah it is. I did it for years at a cheesesteak place. A place that won numerous awards, I might add.

I still could. I bitched out some lowly secretary, unless she's giving out head at lunch break, no one will care. I don't think so. All that lady has to do is tell her boss what you said to her. She will probably embelish a bit, too. Her word > Your word Oh well, you win some, you lose some. At least I feel better, I can't stand rude people, especially on the phone.

I thought about that. But if she was the boss's wife, she wouldn't be taking an hour and a half bus ride to work.

I still could. I bitched out some lowly secretary, unless she's giving out head at lunch break, no one will care.

I just called and yelled at her. "Do you know what a fucking winter storm warning is? I don't exactly live around the corner!" "Well, I had to take a bus for an hour and a half to get here!" "If I was employed by Pepsi, I would be at work, but this was just a horseshit interview that could be easily rescheduled without you being such a bitch! Is there someone else I can talk to!" "No, my supervisor isn't here." "Well, where is he?" "Stuck in traffic." I of course proceeded to laugh at her, hang up, call back and leave a message for someone who is halfway competant and not an evil bitch straight from hell to call me back.

Yeah, but where's the reasoning for being a rude bitch on the phone?

If I actually worked for them, I'd be there too, cause there's that whole "getting paid" issue. This is just a stupid interview that's gonna take twenty minutes, if that, and I live like 25-30 minutes away from the plant (which I would never have to go to again if I was hired, I'd be merchandising in supermarkets.) And 25-30 minutes of drive time turns into an hour or more in heavy snow like this. Fuckin jackoffs............

Wow, I had an interview with Pepsi, and they totally aren't going to reschedule. They were so ignorant on the phone, like I was a moron somehow cause my street isn't plowed. "Pepsi is NEVER closed, unless it's a state of emergency! EVERYONE ELSE MADE IT IN TODAY!" Holy shit, excuuuuuuse me.............

Turned 22 in October and I still live at home. I'd be gone by now, but I had problems saving money, then I was supposed to move in with my ex, but that didn't work out. Once I find steady work, I am definitely outta here though, probably get a house with a couple of my boys.

There are plenty of bars who don't bother to card people. I am glad I didn't know that, or I would've ruined them for myself before I turned 21.

"THEY FUCK YOU IN THE DRIVE THRU"----Joe Pesci, Lethal Weapon 2 Now I will be thinking about this stupid article everytime I hit up the dollar menu at Mickey D's. But their chicken is so gooooooood......double cheeseburgers, so goooooooood. I'll risk salmonella, we all gotta die of something. At least I will die happy.

THE GREATEST PROMO EVER Cactus Jack: I say, "Mikey look at the leaves changing color. The beauty of the fall foilage". But you were too cool to care, weren't you Mikey? I'd say, "Mikey, this is a cassette that means alot to me. If you listen to the words, you'll find that they might change your life." And Mikey took that tape out, and said, "Who is Leonard Cohen?". Then stuck in satanic ritual music of Ozzy Ozbourne and expected me, as a parent of two children to stand there and take it!! I know you don't have money Mikey. So I dished it out. I paid the tolls, I paid the gas. I even gave you food for meals. And what did you come across with? Nothing nutrious. Nothing that would make you into a world champion... I can count each every time Mikey...Doritos. If you want to ruin your body, well that's damn well up to you. But the fact remains, when you don't need Cactus Jack. And you weren't able to get a ride on your own, those Doritos stayed there, and they haunted me, and they called me, until I couldn't take it anymore. FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN, DON'T YOU REALIZE I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER??!!!