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Yeah. They all come back. Just like my genital warts.

I woke up with a stiffy that I attribute to his banning. No tear though.

Putting roofies in my Halloween candy is responsible for at least 10% of that.

All I know is I read something afterwards that this match eventually led to Regal being fired from WCW for the first time. Apparently he wasn't cooperating in the ring, and made Goldberg look like something of a schmuck during his superman push. Can anyone describe exactly what went wrong here? Cause although I was an avid Nitro watcher at the time, I am pretty sure I missed that week.

Since it doesn't really affect me either way, I'll go, but only if there is an open bar. Or at least a bottle of Wild Irish Rose especially for good ol' JAxl.

Reminds me of that Jackass skit where Johnny Knoxville goes to a town called Mianis (my anus). There's a sewage plant in Mianis? Do any celebrities live in Mianis? Mel Gibson owns property in Mianis? You eat your lunch in Mianis? Etc., etc.

he recently got arrested, so if he isn't in jail then he's deffinately on probation which means no leaving Florida. one of my main missions in life is to sit back and have a beer with Scott Give it time, he'll be auctioning that off on Ebay someday soon.

I am clearly not from France.

No means yes in my world. Well, at least after a date.

So what you're really trying to say is..............

But strippers........a funeral..........it just works on so many levels.

Taking a turn for the worst with extreme hilarity?

Token gay kiss?

No Scott Hall? I thought they were boys.

You sound like my old man at a funeral.

That punch is the color of something that came out of my niece after I was done with her. OMG~ SICKO~~~!!! Just admit that the mental picture gave you bigger wood then you've had in months.

I'd go if I wasn't petrified of change.

Eh, I am already going to Hell anyway. Consider it done.

The lesser of too evils, I guess. He should have had his last stand in NHB like a man... He would have never come in here. He was too concerned with who HHH was going to hold down next, if Flair should get another title run, and that Kane should be in the title hunt. He was OBSESSED. A wrestling fan on a wrestling board? THE CAD~! I found it incredibly inappropriate.

Well, Philly's ok, but it's hardly paradise. Maybe if I was in Boston........

You fat fucks. Welcome to the jungle, pussy. Jungle? I live in the suburbs.........

You really should specify which sex the strippers should be clear with this fuckin group around.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Crap, my fault.

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