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GUNS N ROSES 1. Are you male or female? Human Being 2. Describe yourself: Estranged 3. How do some people feel about you? Out Ta Get Me 4. How do you feel about yourself? One In A Million 5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: Rocket Queen 6. Where would you rather be? Chinese Democracy 7. Describe what you want to be: Knockin On Heaven's Door 8. Describe how you live: Reckless Life 9. Describe how you love: Back Off Bitch 10. Share a few words of wisdom: Live And Let Die

I didn't exactly pay close attention since the movie sucked and all. I marked out for Jason Bonham though.

What happened on Punk'd this week?

Sleeping all day like a king......that's the life for me. Your parents must be so proud. Only when I get out of the shower and walk around the house naked.

I just pushed on old lady down some stairs, spit on her, then kicked what appeared to be her newly broken leg. Evil % go up yet?

You fat fucks.

Douchebag. Which guitarist? The one who called Marky Mark? Or the other one.......

Sleeping all day like a king......that's the life for me.

Which guy did Zakk play in Rock Star?

I would, but I can't afford therapy.

Where do you live? I'll show you some rough anal that the lead bull queen in Attaca would find offensive. Well, she's a pussy. I'm a man. I can take what you gots, yo. Don't you ever speak poorly of my Grandmother again.

Reminds me of my days as an altar boy.

"Your catchphrase is hysterical. Please say it for my answering machine tape." I know that had nothing to do with anything, but it was in my head for some reason.

I'm 22 years old, I have no car, no job, I still live at home and I haven't gotten laid since March. Also, I have a big time receding hairline and a pretty harsh drinking problem. Not to mention, I lost the love of my life last year after she went nuts from having an abortion. Discuss.

Where do you live? I'll show you some rough anal that the lead bull queen in Attaca would find offensive. That flame gets 4 for damage, but 9 for originality. Kudos. Your compliment gave me a semi.

I gotta buy a plane ticket and 3 rolls of film.

Tiny Lister could never be President, let's be realistic. The whites in America would never elect a.............guy with a cross eye.

Where do you live? I'll show you some rough anal that the lead bull queen in Attaca would find offensive.

Or learn to deliver pizzas. I wrote the pizza thing first. "Learn how to fix cable" just seemed more clever. Which can only mean one thing.......I am your intellectual superior.

Don't lie. My mother was with my father all evening, you clearly must be lying. And to prove what? I lie because it makes me feel like a big man.

I wasn't sure if this was the folder to post it in, if it isn't, my fault. Anyways, Warrior's Website **Check back here on Tuesday October 28th for an important announcement regarding Ultimate Warrior's return to professional wrestling!**

I'd prefer not to babysit squares like you. If porn has taught me anything, and God knows it better have, its that babysitting is fun. Provided they're legal. Porn taught me I wanted to learn how to fix cable.

"Whadda we got here? TEENY WANGERS!"-Stan Hansen

Remember when Rip foiled that robbery by throwing pies and using body slams and suplexes? He also stopped a rape by hitting a guy with his motorcycle, then killed two people only to have the crowd cheer. On the plus side, Zeus is still one of the greatest heels of all time by kicking the kid in the wheelchair. PURE COMEDY GOLD right there.

thats takers decision. he thinks that makes his work better, and it does. hes getting old, so that style with expose him less. im surprised at how good he still is though. He's been way overdue to hang em up, and he has no business on the top of the card with Lesnar..........AGAIN.