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So, it's almost 9:30........I take it there are no links to streams?

Anyone up for "sharing" the webcast?

This is what former GNR manager Alan Niven, who Axl had fired in 91, had to say about the GNR lawsuits, and Axl vs. Scott Weilland " I MANAGED GUNS N' ROSES FROM 1986 TO 1991, AND IN SO DOING, OVERSAW THE PRE-PRODUCTION OF 'APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION', 'LIES' AND 'USE YOUR ILLUSIONS'. I WAS ALSO PRESENT AT SEVERAL REHEARSALS DURING THE FORMATION OF VELVET REVOLVER AND I HAVE SEEN THEM PERFORM 'LIVE'. [i PASSED ON AN INVITATION TO MANAGE THE BAND, PRIOR TO THE EMPLOYMENT OF SCOTT WEILLAND, FOR PERSONAL REASONS]. CATEGORICALLY, SLASH IS UTTERLY ACCURATE - MR WEILLAND IS, IN MY PERSONAL OPINION, A CLUELESS POSTURING FRAUD, OF NO PARTICULAR OR OBVIOUS ABILITIES, INCLUDING, AND MOST APPARENTLY, COMPOSITION. THE BAND IS A THOROUGH WASTE OF A TRULY GREAT GUITAR PLAYER AND TERRIFIC RHYTHM SECTION. [THEIR OUTPUT HAS BEEN ENTIRELY FORGETTABLE AND ONE DIMENSIONAL]. AS FOR MR ROSE, I HAVE NO DOUBT HE IS STILL GENUINELY AND PROFOUNDLY GIFTED, AND IT IS SELF EVIDENT THAT HE HAS PROVIDED MORE INSIGHT AND MEMORABILITY IN A SINGLE LINE OF COMPOSITION THAN MR WEILLAND HAS MANAGED IN AN ENTIRE CAREER. FOR THE RECORD, MR ROSE WROTE THE MAJORITY OF THE MELODIES AND LYRICS ON THE GUNS RECORDS, WHICH INCLUDE THE BEST SELLING ROCK DEBUT OF OUR TIMES, WITH 16,000,000 SOLD IN THE UNITED STATES ALONE. HE SHARED THE SPOTLIGHT WITH INDIVIDUALS WHOSE EXCELLENCE IS REFLECTED IN SUCH SALES FIGURES. WHAT MIGHT NOT BE UNDERSTOOD IS THAT HE, AND THE OTHER BAND COMPOSERS, EMPLOYED A COURTESY SHARING OF SO CALLED MECHANICAL INCOME - GRACE AND JUDGEMENT IN ACTION. MR WEILLAND, OF COURSE, EXHIBITS NEITHER GRACE NOR JUDGEMENT IN HIS DELUSIONAL UTTERANCES, AND IN MY VIEW, NO DISCERNABLE TALENT EITHER. I HAVE HELD THIS OPINION FROM THOSE VERY FIRST REHEARSALS, AND CONSIDER HIM BETTER EMPLOYED BY HIS FORMER BAND, WHERE HE COULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEIR COMPOSING ABILITIES ONCE MORE. PERHAPS THEN WE COULD ALL GET DOWN TO THE VERY SERIOUS, AND BIG, BUSINESS OF REFORMING THE GREATEST, AND MOST RELEVANT, ROCK BAND, [DISPENSING WITH THE COURT SPATS THAT SUCK THE JUICE OUT OF LIFE ITSELF], FOR THE DELIGHT OF MILLIONS OF FANS, A MULTITUDE OF WHICH, THE SECOND AND THIRD GENERATION OF ADMIRERS, HAVE NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO SEE FLORAL ARTILLERY IN LIVING MAGNIFICENCE. THE INDUSTRY COULD CERTAINLY USE A SHOT OF GENUINELY TALENTED FIREPOWER. SINCERELY ALAN NIVEN"

If the computer doesn't start up past the wallpaper coming up, but can run fine in Safe mode, what does that mean and how can I fix it?

When exactly do I get to see Pink Floyd?

So of course after consuming quite a few beers and watching the PPV, me and 3 of my friends decided on a little impromptu 4 way dance. It all started with a Sandmanesque chugging of beer and smashing of the can on my part, then escalated into me hitting people with my chair from Hardcore Homecoming. It was fun for a while, I hit a flying clothesline off of my bannister, we were able to deliver Demolition Decapitation to one of my roommates. Then however, things went wrong. We have this metal "No Smoking" sign we hang on our wall. It's about, I'd say, maybe 3 1/2 to 4 feet tall. So, I of course, come up with the brilliant idea to set it up between a chair and out living room table. I pick up my friend Chuck to hit my old Backyard Wrestling finish (Nova's Kryptonie Krunch), and in an effort to protect him, I take most of the sign. Especially my ankle, which was sliced by the edge of it. The blood flowed pretty freely, and after a stop at the local tavern (yes I'm an idiot) I was finally convinced that an ER visit was probably neccesary. Somehow, on a weekend when ECW returned, and with me in my "Hardcore F'n Homecoming" T Shirt, they didn't seem surprised at all to see me coming limping in. And 4 stitches later, here I am with a doctor mandated day off from work. And man, this son of a bitch is fucking sore. Anyways, feel free to rip on me as much as possible, or else share your idiotic drunken wrestling experiences. I know some of you have had the classic hotel room battle royals at some point.

It was the greatest thing associated with wrestling I have ever had the pleasure to witness.

I was happy for about ten seconds, then I scrolled down.

Foley and Styles may be the greatest commentary team of all time.

"NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDSSSSSSS!!!"-------Homer Simpson

That's something to disown a son over.

This is an odd turn of events. Both companies seemed to be supporting each other at their respective shows recently.

Yeah I'm here, I just haven't been on much at all. I'll write you back in a second.

Well now we're all going to show up in suits and ties and not drink next month.

3PW 5/21 ECW Arena results: new 3PW Champion and Tag Team Champions -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted on 5/22/105 by Bob Magee 3PW returned to the ECW Arena before what had to be an encouraging crowd after the events of the last few months...not to mention running against at least three shows in the New York-Philadelphia area (Cyberspace Wrestling Federation show, the UXW Frank Goodman show, and CHIKARA), along with at least 3 other smaller indies in the tri-state area. Things looked far better organized, and far smoother than the 3PW shows of the preceding 2 months, where Mike Hawes and others were taking over from the mess left by Jasmin St. Claire. Match results: Kris Krude defeated Drew Blood Teddy Fine defeated Ron Zombie Damian Adams/Monsta Mack defeated Sterling James Keenan and Dirk Ciglar Josh Daniels defeated Devon Moore in a good WRESTLING match. Here was my one beef with the evening...and it has nothing whatever to do with the workers or Mike Hawes and company. A small but loud group of idiots who apparently use the ECW Arena to get plastered and yell moronic garbage at wrestlers; decided to make asses of themselves during this match and scream "Boring" anytime Daniels attempted to actually wrestle. The same group had at least one member who was visibly drunk, yet was still being served later in the evening in the semi-main event. With the "Hardcore Homecoming" show coming up; someone needs to tell the management of the "New Alahambra" (aka ECW Arena) that they're going to have to have some sort of policy in place governing service to people that are seriously impaired; or they're going to wind up getting sued by someone, or have an incident with one of these drunks. CJ O'Doyle defeated Greg Spitz Chris Sabin's mystery opponent (replacing Trent Acid, who chose instead to work the Frank Goodman show on Long Island) was TNA's James Storm of America's Most Wanted, who won by pinfall over Storm after an excellent and SMOOTH match. "Blackball'd" (Rockin' Rebel and Greg Matthews) are the new 3PW Tag Team Champions won the Tag Team Rumble to crown new champions, with participating teams including Monsta Mack and Damien Adams, Roadkill and The Blue Meanie, Notorious Inc. (Drew Blood & Devon Moore), NWA East (Pittsburgh)'s Sterling James Keenan/Dirk Sigler, and Caesar Smalls (who worked the gimmick that he "didn't need a tag team partner"). Post-match, Rebel cut a promo that these belts meant more than the one they once held "in another promotion that runs in this building". Pretty tame promo, so looks like Rebel's a face here. After this, TNA's Jeremy Borash (there to promote the June 10th Hardcore Homecoming show) came to the ring and said he was bringing a TNA tag team to 3PW in July to challenge Rebel and Matthews for the belts, one of whom was Abyss, who came into the ring, which segued into... Abyss defeated Messiah in a Fans Bring the Weapons match which looked to be cut short after Messiah had first bladed, then was busted open hardway by a ukelele shot from Abyss to the back of Messiah's head that had him bleeding like a stuck pig. Messiah needed some bigtime medical attention in the back The Slyk Wagner Brown-Simon Diamond title match turned into a 3-way with Amish Roadkill after an angle playing off of the previous month's show. Your new 3PW Champion... Roadkill after taking the freight train bump of the night when he got knocked off of the top rope, straight through a ringside table, much like the previous month. Post-show, Mike Hawes celebrated with the participants in the main event, with Blue Meanie and the crowd. They clearly feel they've turned the corner, and had the right to feel that way after the show. 3PW returns on June 18th with CJ O'Doyle-Greg Spitz announced in a strap match.

Messiah also competed in 3PW last Saturday, losing to Abyss in about 5 minutes after he was busted open terribly by a ukelele shot.

The funniest part is, the same group of "drunks" was backstage celebrating after Blackballed won the tag titles. The same group has been loyal as a motherfucker to 3PW through all it's turmoil. But oh well. Fuck Bob Magee. One douchebag isn't going to ruin my good times.

3PW 5/21 ECW Arena results: new 3PW Champion and Tag Team Champions -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted on 5/22/105 by Bob Magee 3PW returned to the ECW Arena before what had to be an encouraging crowd after the events of the last few months...not to mention running against at least three shows in the New York-Philadelphia area (Cyberspace Wrestling Federation show, the UXW Frank Goodman show, and CHIKARA), along with at least 3 other smaller indies in the tri-state area. Things looked far better organized, and far smoother than the 3PW shows of the preceding 2 months, where Mike Hawes and others were taking over from the mess left by Jasmin St. Claire. Match results: Kris Krude defeated Drew Blood Teddy Fine defeated Ron Zombie Damian Adams/Monsta Mack defeated Sterling James Keenan and Dirk Ciglar Josh Daniels defeated Devon Moore in a good WRESTLING match. Here was my one beef with the evening...and it has nothing whatever to do with the workers or Mike Hawes and company. A small but loud group of idiots who apparently use the ECW Arena to get plastered and yell moronic garbage at wrestlers; decided to make asses of themselves during this match and scream "Boring" anytime Daniels attempted to actually wrestle. The same group had at least one member who was visibly drunk, yet was still being served later in the evening in the semi-main event. With the "Hardcore Homecoming" show coming up; someone needs to tell the management of the "New Alahambra" (aka ECW Arena) that they're going to have to have some sort of policy in place governing service to people that are seriously impaired; or they're going to wind up getting sued by someone, or have an incident with one of these drunks. CJ O'Doyle defeated Greg Spitz Chris Sabin's mystery opponent (replacing Trent Acid, who chose instead to work the Frank Goodman show on Long Island) was TNA's James Storm of America's Most Wanted, who won by pinfall over Storm after an excellent and SMOOTH match. "Blackball'd" (Rockin' Rebel and Greg Matthews) are the new 3PW Tag Team Champions won the Tag Team Rumble to crown new champions, with participating teams including Monsta Mack and Damien Adams, Roadkill and The Blue Meanie, Notorious Inc. (Drew Blood & Devon Moore), NWA East (Pittsburgh)'s Sterling James Keenan/Dirk Sigler, and Caesar Smalls (who worked the gimmick that he "didn't need a tag team partner"). Post-match, Rebel cut a promo that these belts meant more than the one they once held "in another promotion that runs in this building". Pretty tame promo, so looks like Rebel's a face here. After this, TNA's Jeremy Borash (there to promote the June 10th Hardcore Homecoming show) came to the ring and said he was bringing a TNA tag team to 3PW in July to challenge Rebel and Matthews for the belts, one of whom was Abyss, who came into the ring, which segued into... Abyss defeated Messiah in a Fans Bring the Weapons match which looked to be cut short after Messiah had first bladed, then was busted open hardway by a ukelele shot from Abyss to the back of Messiah's head that had him bleeding like a stuck pig. Messiah needed some bigtime medical attention in the back The Slyk Wagner Brown-Simon Diamond title match turned into a 3-way with Amish Roadkill after an angle playing off of the previous month's show. Your new 3PW Champion... Roadkill after taking the freight train bump of the night when he got knocked off of the top rope, straight through a ringside table, much like the previous month. Post-show, Mike Hawes celebrated with the participants in the main event, with Blue Meanie and the crowd. They clearly feel they've turned the corner, and had the right to feel that way after the show. 3PW returns on June 18th with CJ O'Doyle-Greg Spitz announced in a strap match.

3PW Mayhem On May 21st, 3PW returns to The New Alhambra in Philadelphia, PA with 3PW Mayhem! Bell time is at 8pm, and it is an event that is guaranteed to be one of the most exciting events of the year. In the main event, Simon Diamond will be receiving the opportunity of a lifetime when he steps into the ring with Slyck Wagner Brown for the 3PW Heavyweight Championship. Diamond has been working towards this chance ever since he entered 3PW in November 2004. Diamond's biggest strength is his intelligence. Diamond surprised fans last month at 3PW Spring Cleaning when he helped Slyck Wagner Brown successfully defend the Heavyweight Championship against Roadkill, and then surprised Brown when he revealed that he helped Brown in order to have Brown owe him a shot at the title. However, Slyck Wagner Brown has proven that he is a fighting champion, successfully defending the championship at every 3PW event since he has won the title. Brown has also proven that he is as skilled at mind games as Diamond is. At the 3PW Third Anniversary Show in February, Brown defeated "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels for the Heavyweight Title thanks to a plan concocted by himself and April Hunter. Hunter involved herself in match, appearing to want to cause Brown to lose. It turned out to be a major swerve, as Hunter went on to attack Daniels, leading to Brown getting the victory. Another important factor in this match is that Talia will be at ringside for Diamond, while Hunter will be at ringside for Brown, and there is no doubt that both women will be ready to lend a hand in order to help their man win. We will also witness a, "Fans Bring The Weapons" match between Abyss and Messiah, two men who are true definitions of hardcore. Both Abyss and Messiah are not strangers to using objects on their opponents during a match. Add the fact that YOU the fans will be supplying the combatants with weapons, and you have what will be one of the most violent and exciting hardcore matches ever seen. Messiah has more experience with the hardcore style than Abyss does, but the monster Abyss has a size advantage over Messiah, and at 6'10", 350 lbs, Abyss is quicker and more agile than a man his size is expected to be. This will be the match that all fans in attendance will be talking about the next day. Will this match mark a triumphant return to Philadelphia for Messiah, or will it mark the night that Abyss makes a major impact in his Philadelphia debut? Another match to play close attention to will be the bout between Chris Sabin and Trent Acid. Trent Acid is one of the most impressive cruiserweights in the industry, and displays his talents with exciting maneuvers such as a flying plancha that he calls "The Bad Trip", and an atomic sitout powerbomb known as, "Blue Thunder Bomb". Acid also has a yakuza kick in his arsenal, which he uses to finish off his opponents. Acid will need all of these skills when he steps into the ring with Chris Sabin, who has been making a name for himself nationwide. A former TNA X-Division Champion, Sabin plans on making an impact in 3PW. A feud that is currently taking place in Pro Wrestling Unplugged will spill over into 3PW at Mayhem, when Greg Spitz and CJ O'Doyle go head to head in a special, "Grudge" match. At a PWU event in April, Greg Spitz interfered in a match taking place between O'Doyle and Kris Krude, causing O'Doyle to lose. He then went on to attack O'Doyle after the match. O'Doyle will have the opportunity to gain revenge on May 21st. History will be made at 3PW Mayhem, when new Tag Team Champions will be crowned in a, "Rumble" match! Kings of Philly (Steve Mack & Damian Adams), Blackball'd (Greg Matthews & Rockin' Rebel), Roadkill & The Blue Meanie, Dirk Sigler & Sterling James Keenan, and Notorious Inc. (Drew Blood & Devon Moore) are only some of the teams that will be taking part in this match. With 3PW growing in popularity and providing an opportunity to talented individuals from all over the United States, there is no telling what other teams will enter themselves in this match, in an attempt to win the title. Along with the rest of the exciting action on the card, Kris Krude and 100% hardcore Ron Zombie will be appearing at 3PW Mayhem, along with much more! Don't miss a minute of this huge 3PW event. Tickets will be $25 first row, $20 second & third row and $15 for general admission. We realize that fans will be traveling from various parts of the East Coast, West Coast, and all points inbetween to see this event, and we care about our fans. If you are looking for an overnight stay, 3PW offers special hotel rates. For more information, email [email protected] or call 1 (888) 316 9329.

I fear change.

Guns N Roses "IRS"

Former WWE commentator and creative leader Kevin Kelly has signed on with 3PW for future events starting after MAYhem. We will have a statement from Mr. Kelly about his return to wrestling and all of us here at 3PW are very excited and honored to have a man who was behind many of the WWE's top stories during their hottest period including Triple H and Stephanie McMahon's on screen union which of course lead to major changes in their company and also the catalyst for the Austin Vs McMahon feud that re ignited wrestling and took the WWE brand to a new level. "I'm so excited that Kevin has decided to join 3PW for our NEW production direction. Starting at our June event there will be a new company and a new look to 3PW. With quality and experienced individuals such as Mr. Kelly bringing his leadership and talent to 3PW it show’s that we are a company moving in the correct and positive direction." Stated GM Mike Hawes, "This is our time now and we intend to take this company to the next level, it won’t happen overnight, we don't have any magic formula apart from hard graft and loyalty to the fans. There is no question that the experience in our locker room and in the office is starting to take shape and I for one can’t wait to see Kevin get stuck into 3PW and show the wrestling community what we are all about." Keep tuned to 3PWrestling.com for all the developments about 3PW's new production direction and at MAYhem there will be an announcement with further info regarding this rapidly developing situation.

Former WWE commentator and creative leader Kevin Kelly has signed on with 3PW for future events starting after MAYhem. We will have a statement from Mr. Kelly about his return to wrestling and all of us here at 3PW are very excited and honored to have a man who was behind many of the WWE's top stories during their hottest period including Triple H and Stephanie McMahon's on screen union which of course lead to major changes in their company and also the catalyst for the Austin Vs McMahon feud that re ignited wrestling and took the WWE brand to a new level. "I'm so excited that Kevin has decided to join 3PW for our NEW production direction. Starting at our June event there will be a new company and a new look to 3PW. With quality and experienced individuals such as Mr. Kelly bringing his leadership and talent to 3PW it show’s that we are a company moving in the correct and positive direction." Stated GM Mike Hawes, "This is our time now and we intend to take this company to the next level, it won’t happen overnight, we don't have any magic formula apart from hard graft and loyalty to the fans. There is no question that the experience in our locker room and in the office is starting to take shape and I for one can’t wait to see Kevin get stuck into 3PW and show the wrestling community what we are all about." Keep tuned to 3PWrestling.com for all the developments about 3PW's new production direction and at MAYhem there will be an announcement with further info regarding this rapidly developing situation.

Not really. I just wanted to use the word "skivvies." I only snack on high quality trim.

I've gone down on broads with shit worse then that crawling out of their skivvies.