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Hmmm, I dunno, I can see it. Anyone else not able to?

I haven't posted in over a week or so. It all goes back to my "Please fucking entertain me" topic I started a few weeks (months?) ago. Well, it's still not entertaining.

Guns N Roses: The Most Dangerous Band In The World by Mick Wall

Why is it that for at least 7 out of 10 songs a day at work, one of my black co workers will go "Oh shit, this is my song!"

I don't watch often, but I still don't see why it is intelligent at all to be happy that the #1 heel and one of the top workers on Raw is injured, despite all the TV time he might get. And am I the only one who remembers that releasing that fat untalented piece of shit Rosey would be a good thing?

I've never even seen the guy, but I heard he was one of the few bright spots of that ill fated MECW show.

Well, now she's officially no good to any of us.

Guns N' Roses New Material Leaked It appear that a new Guns N' Roses track from their ridiculously long awaited new album ‘Chinese DemocracyEhas been leaked online, sparking rumours that the record may be released in the near future. The new song entitled IRS was first played on New York radio station 102.7 WNEW by rock DJ Eddie Trunk last August, but since they stopped it being played there has been no word of any release or new album material from the Guns N' Roses management. Now however, a version of the track has surfaced online on numerous Guns N' Roses fansites and messageboards. The song includes the chorus Gonna call the President, Gonna call myself a Private eye, Gonna need the IRS, Gonna get the FBIEand sounds not dissimilar to vintage GNR (albeit slightly less sleazy) despite the fact that singer Axl W. Rose is the only original member left in the band's (ever changing) line up. The leak and rumoured emergence of other new tracks Madagascar and The Blues have all sparked rumours that the new GNR album ‘Chinese Democracy will get a release sometime in the near future, with some reports claiming that the album will finally hit stores in November this year. Rose Ea near recluse - has been working on the new record for over seven years and the record has reportedly cost $13 million to make so far. The album has been recorded by Rose and an undefined collection of musicians and producers, including Dizzy Reed (keyboards, programming), Robin Finck (lead guitar), Richard Fortus (rhythm guitar), Brian BrainEMantia (drums), Chris Pitman (keyboardist, special effects) and recently departed lead guitarist Buckethead. So what's been officially confirmed? Nothing. But while we're here, here's a rumoured tracklist for the album: 1. 'Chinese Democracy' 2. 'This I Love' 3. 'I.R.S.' 4. 'Thyme' 5. 'Substitute' 6. 'The General' 7. 'Seven' 8. 'Madagascar' 9. 'Ides Of March' 10. 'Catcher In The Rye' 11. 'Leave Me Alone' 12. 'The Blues' 13. 'Closing In On You' 14. 'There Was A Time (TWAT)'

Download here It's tough to make it out unless you really listen because it is kind of fuzzy, but it does sound promising.

3PW IN PHILADELPHIA, PA LIVE REPORT: ROADKILL VS. SLYCK WAGNER BROWN, BLUE MEANIE, SIMON DIAMOND & MORE by Patrick Hackett @ 5:10:00 PM on 4/11/2005 I saw 3PW Spring Cleaning on Saturday April 9th at the New Alhambra (bares the question what happened to the Old Alhambra). First and foremost it seemed like roughly 200 people or so. Good crowd, lot of us came from out of state for free and lots of PA fans enjoyed the free beer. Just for note it was my first ever 3PW show. Show began with some Aussie guy named Michael who I was informed was the evil assitant GM. He came out to the Ding Dong the Witch is Dead... so much for sleeping dogs... he said that it was a shoot. He wants to clean up the image of 3PW and make it more fan friendly. (hence the free admission and free beer.) Announced that the tag team situation will be resolved at the next show. (I heard him say tournament, but later in the night Damian Adams said rumble sooo I guess we'll find out next month.) Went on to say that Jasmin won't be mentioned any more(he lied). He then went around ringside shaking hands, hugging fans and kissing babies(really he did this). The matches started off with Connecticut indy mainstay (and personal favorite of mine) Ron Zombie. This brought out the Rockin Rebel. I've never really liked Reb but the crowd really sees to be into him despite him. He says he won't soil his hands facing Zombie but he knows someone who will this brings out Greg Matthews. (sporting black ball trunks with Gregenough on the back leaving me to wonder how one is exactly, Greg Enough.) Anyway pretty standard match. There was a nice dive to the outside by Matthews (completly unexpected by most.) End came when Zombie went for a DDT Greg slipped out and got the pinfall. Decent match for an opener. Out next was a special "Rookie match" these were guys from PWU (the two have entered into some sort of agreement, good for them too much time in the Philly indies has been spent trying to put each other instead of helping each other out.) it was Greg Spitz (who by no means is a rookie) vs Dru Blood and Devan Moore. This match did not start off well but it really picked up. Blood and Moore are a tag team in PWU appearantly and it showed. The two pulled off some great double teams moves and some really impressive innovative offense. I found myself completly into the match about midway through. Real back and forth affair lots of near falls. Finish came with Blood knocked to the outside and Devan set up on top for Greg Spitz's splash mountain. Big O for the two losers as they walked out 3PW would be smart to put them in the tag match. Great win for Spitz who has come a long long way since the last time I've seen him, plus he put on some muscle. Altogether this may have been the best wrestling match of the night. Out first was Damian Adams... followed by the Midnight Express theme and Johnny Kashmere in street clothes followed by Trent Acid. Nice to see Trent always been one of my favorites on the indy scene. Immensley talented worker. Sadly this match was not what I expect from Trent. Although his playing with the crowd was great. Especially, one three fans in the front row started a Stevie Richards chant. (Yes I was one of em. YES he did look like Stevie cut off jeans and all!) Plenty of interence from Kashmere. One cool spot saw Trent get huge height and distance on a somersault plancha. Genuinely scary moment as Trent stayed down for awhile. He got up and won the match with a vicious looking Yakuza Kick (he needs to name this move.) Up next was Josh Daniels and Ruckus. Love Ruckus. Always entertaining. Unfortunatly, we had a man who was trying very hard to be Chris Benoit in Josh Daniels. This match really seemed to be a waste of Ruckus. Ruckus hit his usually spots which you really cant appreciate unless you see him in person. His gymnastic style is so impressive when you are a few mere feet from the ring. Anyway this match was not very good. Ruckus won with something... I wasn't really paying attention. I was glad Ruckus won but wish I got to see him with a better opponent. Intermission, time to check out the swag. Alot of good stuff I picked up a VHS of Konnan... my buddy picked up an Abdullah action figure for the purpose of harrassing one certain wrestler. April Hunter and the World Champ Slyk drew quite the crowd. I imagine mostly to oogle April. Up next was Cesar Smalls, who is now Kris Krude (he announced Smalls was his exotic dancer name.) Krude came out to chorus of boos and you fat explitive chants. As well as our group of fans holding up the Abby figure and chanting whose your daddy. This guy generates more heat than a fire. He walks in the room and people hate him. A few fans chanted Kris Krude stole my lunch which he produced from his trunks. Out next from his trunks were earplugs so he could drown out the constant boo'ing. Then he asked a lucky (use the term loosely) female fan to oil him down. Most people were able to keep their dinners in their stomach fortunatly. The ring announcer started to announce him... Krude had to inform him of his correct weight which he produced from under his massive "pectoral muscle". All in all a great bit. Out next was one of the most beloved people in the history of the ECW arena the BLUE MEANIE. I completly marked out. There were a few Meanie is God chants. Meanie came out and got on the mic inferring he liked Krude better as his old personality, except he didn't mean Cesar Smalls he meant as Re-Run from What's Happening. This started loud Rerun chants that sustained for a good time. The crowd was all over Krude. Krude challenged Meanie to a dance contest, which really It's Meanie he's a helluva dancer. Krude gyrated,Meanie did the Meanie dance and we declared the victor of the Dance contest. Krude said Meanie may be a better dancer but he was definitly not stronger. Test of strength that never happened followed by a sumo contest bringing Akebono chants at Krude as well as Abby Junior. The match itself wasn't that bad. I expected a lot worse, both big men move fast for their sizes. A couple of highlights were any time there was a cross corner whip and some hit the turnbuckle the ring really moved. Krude's awesome samoan drop brought the crowd to their feet. As well as his leg drop which Meanie managed to get out of the way. Alot of height on the leg drop from the 200-plus(hey its what the ring announcer said) Krude. Finish came after Meanie rocked Krude with two lariats he went for the third and was greeted by the top rope snapping. Krude shook the cobwebs off and nailed a thunderous elbow drop for the three count. Krude celebrated and went to the back to a chorus of boos. Meanie slow to his feet but he was ok and walked to the back in a chorus of 3PW chants... he came back out and shook ever fans hand he could find more 3PW chants. Meanwhile ring crew was on their way as Meanie went to the back for good. Real good match it should bring a rematch between the two next month. Now here is where the Arena magic happened. Krude came back dressed again. He said since Meanie was too big and broke the ring he would have to now entertain the crowd. He called attention to the Miller Lite Skybox (where the PA athletic commission was sitting.) He simply said Kimona Wannaleia has nothing on me. What followed can only be described as the best birth control ever as Kris Krude treated the 3PW faithful with a strip tease including showing his crack. I hope they dont include this in the DVD release... cause I mean well I felt ill. The ring was fixed and we were on with the show, except those now blinded by Kris Krude's behind. Simon Diamond came out with Talia(who much like Ruckus needs to be appreciated in person)... someone pointed out his trunks looks like Scooby Doo's dog tag. I have to agree. After Diamond was CJ O'Doyle. Damn. Thats all I can say. The crowd absolutly loves this kid. Easily his entrance was one of the biggest pops of the night. Diamond runs down O'Doyle for being a fake Irish man a gimmick he claims TNA tried to saddle him with. O'Doyle comes back with that he used to look up to Simon and practiced what Simon preached( I dont know what Simon preached but if it lands you Talia as a manager its a good idea to follow it) he said he was going to beat Diamond cause O'Doyle Rules. The crowd loves the phrase and starts chanting it... I don't like it and cheer for Simon Diamond. Match starts out real quick Simon getting the upper hand a lot of quick arm drags and hip tosses. CJ gets the upper hand following suit with some arm drags and a leg sweep. A couple quick twos and both men to their feet. Match slowed down some here with Diamond holding the upper hand through most of it. O'Doyle manages to get the momentum back which brought Talia into the ring... O'Doyle grabs her by the hair and looks to be ready to commit assualt. He backs away Simon stands up CJ ducks and the heel gets powder in the eyes. O'Doyle back over to Talia... Simon loading up for a super kick O'Doyle ducks(he's getting good at that) Talia eats boot and she's out O'Doyle puts down Simon and goes for a top rope and connects with a really nice lookin leg drop. It's good for two. O'Doyle's feeling it signals for a Diamond Cutter... connects. Someone screams RKO... I get confused. ONE.... TWO... The Arena holds their collective breathe... KICKOUT. Huge AWWW from the crowd. O'Doyle up top looking to put it away with another leg drop... no body home. Superkick cover and it's all over Simon Diamond wins. Diamond says O'Doyle's good but not good enough. He then makes his intentions known to be the next World Champ. O'Doyle gets up to a standing O. As someone who has seen O'Doyle when he started and haven't seen him since he has grown up alot and really looks good. Could use a little work in the ring but he is definitly gonna be a big star for this company. The crowd was into this match and I'd put it just after the Krude-Meanie and Rookie match on the list of good matches for the night. Next comes out Rebel. He said he bought 3PW for a dollar. He and Matthews quote Maury Povich and say Jasmin you are NOT the owner of 3PW. Burn. Out next is Monsta Mack. Rebel tries to reason with Mack they share a quick laugh and high five before Mack clears the ring. Lot of out of the ring antics during this match. I found myself enjoying it alot more than I thought. A lot of Greg Matthews interference. A nice suicide dive from Mack. Good brawling action. Mack won with a lariat which I thought was kinda eh after a pretty good match. Matthews and Reb attack post match... out comes Damian Adams to clean house. They say some things about Balls... I dont really care to repeat and basically set up the two for the tag tournament next month. It's time of the Main Event. Before I get to the actual match I gotta say they give a great job making the match feel special before it started. Stare downs and all sorts of stuff really gave it a nice feel. The match though was so-so. I really couldn't get into it as I was never really a fan of Roadkill. I have always liked Slyk ever since I saw him in a UWF show a while back. It's nice to see he's getting recognition and will be a great world champ for 3PW. The end of the match came after much interfernce from Diamond he finally pushed Roadkill off the top through a table on the outside rolled him back into the ring. Slyk with the pin. Diamond says Slyk owes him and that he'll take his shot next month. Huge ovation for Roadkill, a big "Thank You Roadkill" chant (is he leaving?) Roadkill said no thank you. Nice touch. They announced that next month will have the Tag Team Tournament/Rumble, debut of B-Boy, return of Striker aaaaand we'll also have Slyk vs Simon for the title. Biggest Pops: 1. Meanie 2. CJ O'Doyle 3. Return of Striker mention at the end. Most Heat: 1. Kris Krude 2. Slyk Wagner Brown (especially after the Boston references.) 3. Simon Diamond Overall it was a really enjoyable show and hope I can make it down to see it again next week.

Wasn't there a video where Nas and Puff Daddy reenact the crucifixion of Christ? And "November Rain" is Ocar worthy compared to "Estranged." Why the fuck is Axl swimming with the dolphins at the end? Uggggggggggh. "Estranged" is, however, one of the greatest songs of all time.

I missed last month's show, the first I had missed since December of 2003, but I am going to be at this one. Saturday, March 19th, 2005 The New Alhambra (Viking Hall/ECW Arena) Philadelphia, PA Click Here for Directions Bell time: At 8pm (215) 602-83PW :MATCHES: 3PW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Slyck Wagner Brown with April Hunter (Champion) vs. Roadkill At last month's Third Anniversary event, Slyck Wagner Brown made history by defeating the "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels to become the new 3PW Heavyweight Champion. He also showed us that he is as unscrupulous as anyone we have ever seen in 3PW after convincing us all that he had parted ways with his "former" partner in crime, APRIL HUNTER. The two had been apart for months, even getting in a verbal altercation earlier in the night, but when the time was right, the "Underground King" and "The Prize" shocked the world, as Hunter clocked Daniels with the championship belt en route to her man walking out of Philadelphia as the new king of the hill. Certainly, the "Underground King" made the most of his opportunity last month, but there is one man whom has never gotten that opportunity...until now. Indeed, ROADKILL has been a consistently dominating force in 3PW for years, but has never received a title shot... until now. Now, on Saturday night, March 19th, the "Angry Amish Warrior" FINALLY goes for the gold, and looks to use his size, power, and overwhelming fan support to prove to the world that he is the toughest wrestler in Philly. For Roadkill, the time to step it up is now, but will the new Heavyweight Champion and his buxom backup knock him back down the ladder? 3PW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Simon Diamond and Mike Kruel (Champions) vs. Monsta Mack and Damian Adams Simon always has a problem. Last event, Simon also claimed to have a surprise, which he revealed to be his new "coach", TALIA. Little did we know, Simon and Talia also had a plan, one that centered around the 3PW Tag Team Championships. Indeed, the entire division had been surrounded by controversy, as MIKE KRUEL found himself the lone remaining member of his championship team, with Gary Wolfe leaving the company and JASMIN ST. CLAIRE off making movies. MONSTA MACK and DAMIAN ADAMS, knowing the situation at hand, demanded that Kruel hand the titles to them, a "real" tag team. Kruel knew he may not be a champion much longer, but would not go down without a fight, and decided to try to take them on, two-on-one. Despite his best efforts, defeat seemed inevitable for "The Shooter" UNTIL Talia appeared on the scene, distracting everyone long enough for Diamond to enter the ring and nail a huge superkick. Three-second later, Diamond had scored the pinfall, as he revealed to the world that Talia had secretly negotiated for Simon to be Kruel's brand-new partner, making Diamond and Kruel the new tag champs. Now, Adams and Mack want a rematch, claiming that they were screwed last time out. Can these two forget about their insecurities, get their acts together, and prove that they are the great tag team they claim to be, or will Simon, Kruel, and Talia show that they are a match made in championship heaven? RETURN MATCH: Homicide vs. Ruckus Two superstars return... AGAINST EACH OTHER! On March 19th, because YOU demanded it, two very similar, yet very different superstars will return to 3PW for what is sure to be a highly anticipated match. One of these men is HOMICIDE, one of the most respected competitors in wrestling today. Truly a fighter in every sense of the word, the "Notorious 187" fought his way out through the mean streets of Brooklyn to become a worldwide superstar, also responsible for training many of the top wrestlers today. A master of strong-style and submission wrestling, Homicide can fly when need be, but piss him off, and opponents often find that he can be a very violent man. He quickly won the respect of the fan's in his previous stint in 3PW, and looks to make a triumphant return to the company with a big victory. Homicide may have fared well in Philly against a variety of challenges, but, then again, he has never faced anyone quite like his opponent on the 19th, the returning RUCKUS! Already an emerging star in Philly, this young superstar took it to a whole new level in 3PW, unleashing his patented array of daredevil, high-risk offense on the likes of Damian Adams, Slyck Wagner Brown, and even Sabu, whom he took to the limit in a memorable dream match. Also from "the 'hood", Ruckus similarly rose through wrestling's ranks in unconventional fashion, but relies on acrobatics and death-defying risks instead of the fundamentals that Homicide preaches. Will it pay off for him on the 19th, or will Homicide take HIM to school? Also scheduled to appear: STRIKER, 3PW's co-commissioner Micheal Freedom, The Blue Meanie, Rockin Rebel, CJ O'Doyle, Rob Eckos, Sterling James Keenan, Ron Zombie and MANY more!!

Great choice, JAxl. I'm a huge Bukowski fan; I prefer his short stories to his poems, but it's all good. I finished it in a couple of days, and man it was fucking outstanding. I am going to buy "Ham On Rye" next I think.

LinkMASSIVE NEWS ALERT: FREE SHOW FOR OUT OF STATE FANS Mike Hawes the 3PW General Manager is please to announce that for our April 9th show that if you possess an out of state driving license (i.e. not Pennsylvania) we will welcome you to The New Alhambra; The ECW Arena to see our show for FREE. The new manager of 3PW and the new CEO and The Blue Meanie want to reward those that travel to support our product the honor of not forking out any more than gas money and something to eat and treat themselves to a new T Shirt or DVD. We respect your support and we want you to feel a part of the FUTURE OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING. It has come to our understanding that we have many supporters from New York and as far a field as California where we have opened our new HQ and it is time for us to represent wrestling fans that give a damn. Mike Hawes stated, "We're all wrestling fans, and we're sick and tired of paying for half baked bullshit pay per views that cost $35 and have worse standards than independent wrestling shows. Myself, the new CEO and the spirit of 3PW, The Blue Meanie want to show our admiration to those that travel far and wide to be a part of our shows and I am honored that for the first time in wrestling HISTORY we offer something... for nothing to so many. Let me take this opportunity to express my love and gratitude to 3PW fans for keeping this company alive and now by rewarding your loyalty we want to take the company to the next level and we need our 'soldiers' to do so. Many other companies will try and replicate us and copy our innovative idea's but from here on in there is a new leader with new ideas in our wonderful sport, pro wrestling." 3PWrestling.com is proud to break this news first and look forward to hearing more from you, the most important people in wrestling... The fans.

"Jesus Christ! Look at that kid's grill!"

Been working some pretty heavy hours, so I haven't had the time to make a decent Elvis CD. Can't I just stick by the "I Love 'Suspicious Minds' statement" and leave it at that? LOL.

Anyone aware of the reason he gained all that weight after being a pretty good worker and in shape? Booze? Cause he went from like 260 to 360 in a heartbeat.

I for one, support Blockbuster. This has nothing to do with my current place of employment.

"Post Office" by Charles Bukowski

Former Bass player for Elvis if I am not mistaken.

Give them credit at least for the effort and the idea. It does prove that they care about their fans.

According to Kerrang.com, GUNS N' ROSES have topped the Kerrang! Rock 100 poll with their 1991 smash hit "November Rain" being voted Best-Ever Single. Some 2,500 votes were cast via Kerrang! TV, Kerrang! Radio and Kerrang! magazine. Last year's winner NIRVANA with "Smells Like Teen Spirit" was bumped into second place. GUNS N'ROSES and NIRVANA members dominate the poll of the 100 best rock singles. Former NIRVANA drummer Dave Grohl's band FOO FIGHTERS is in at number seven while VELVET REVOLVER, which features three ex-GN'R members in its ranks, make it in at number eight. The official Kerrang! TV Rock 100 (top 10): 01. GUNS N' ROSES – "November Rain" 02. NIRVANA - "Smells Like Teen Spirit" 03. GREEN DAY - "American Idiot" 04. KORN - "Freak On A Leash" 05. MARILYN MANSON - "Tainted Love" 06. KINGS OF LEON - "The Bucket" 07. FOO FIGHTERS - "Learn To Fly" 08. VELVET REVOLVER – "Slither" 09. METALLICA – "One" 10. QUEEN - "Bohemian Rhapsody"

If you belong to a online movie service, and we lose it, we scan in the ID number anyways, and pretend it was lost in the mail.

I've never ever seen the attraction quite frankly, but maybe that's because I've just heard the same damn songs over and over again. So, your duty is to put together an ultimate Elvis tracklist for me to use on a burned cd.

I should point out that I do find "Suspicious Minds" absolutely fantastic.