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My exact thought. I had a friend OD, and if I posted about it in here, it would be up for ridicule that I wouldn't be prepared to deal with. Wrong folder, cuz.

Hey as long as "Serial Killa" never goes anywhere, it's all gravy.

Nah, I was just curious. "Gz Up Hoez Down" is one of his best songs ever.

On PWInsider.com, they have reported that John Zandig, CZW Promoter has the Arena booked for that night.

Fig Newtons are made from garbage.

Has Goldblum done anything decent since Independence Day? Not that he was decent, just the movie. Not that the movie was decent, just the script. Not that the scri............ Ok, you get the idea.

If women were a screen door, I'd slam em like a thunderstorm. Discuss.

Rock recluse Axl Rose (search) has signed a multimillion dollar publishing deal, and that isn't sitting well with his former Guns N' Roses (search) bandmates. The deal with music powerhouse Sanctuary Group (search) covers both the back catalogue, which includes hits such as "Sweet Child of Mine," "Paradise City" and "November Rain," as well as Rose's future material, including dozens of new tracks he recently recorded for Universal Music. After burning up charts and selling out stadiums around the world in the late '80s and early '90s, Guns N' Roses endured a bitter split, leaving only Rose and keyboard player Dizzy Reed to soldier on under the GNR banner. Former members Slash (Saul Hudson) and Duff (Michael) McKagan, now part of the band Velvet Revolver (search), filed a lawsuit against Rose last year over who controls the rights to the old GNR songs. The suit is still pending. McKagan's lawyer, Glen Miskel, expressed surprise when told of the Sanctuary deal. He said Rose, Slash and Duff were part of a partnership and "neither Sanctuary nor Axl Rose have provided the remaining partners with a copy of that agreement." Link I like to pay special attention to the part that talks about the "dozens of new tracks" he has recorded.

I don't know and I don't care.

Any girl who shows cleavage passes. Not that I am accusing you of that......... Otherwise, congrats.

Duff was still a member of Guns N Roses until 1997 or 1998 when Tommy Stinson took over bass.

Not possible. I hate Indians.

Sam Donnellon | Don't send FredEx packing IN OWN INIMITABLE WAY, MITCHELL IS VALUABLE AH, WHAT TO DO with Freddie Mitchell... Send him long, right? Tell FredEx to keep running, run as long and as fast as that mouth of his does. Overseas if possible. Across the continent at least. Fly, Eagle, fly. That will make your team better, right? No more Freddie to incite the opposition. No more Freddie to claim credit where credit is not due. No more Freddie to force us to peek into the delusional world in which he lives. You know, the one where he calls the plays in the huddle in the final minutes of a game? The one in which he's always open? The one in which he is the true star of the team? In case you missed it, Freddie's mouth did more running over the weekend than most Pro Bowlers in Hawaii did. He told Sports Illustrated's Peter King that "The Patriots aren't all that good," that if the Eagles played them 10 times, the Eagles would beat them eight times; that Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was "like a robot," and that Donovan McNabb has been dry-heaving in the huddle for the 4 years he has been playing with him. "To me, the Patriots are not that good," Mitchell told SI. "We turn it over four times, and still they only beat us by three. We're the better team. But we turned it over too much. A good team crushes that Patriot team." Who needs this, right? Who needs a guy who caught one pass in the Super Bowl, for a measly 11 yards? Who needs a guy popping off like this every week, a guy who seeks controversy as if he's a drive-time sports radio show host? You need him, that's who. Unless you have a better backup plan. Because that's what Mitchell has become. A nice backup plan. It was nice to have those five catches of his in the playoff game against Minnesota when T.O. was still working on his miracle. Remember Freddie-on-the-spot in that game, wrapping up L.J. Smith's fumble into the end zone for a touchdown? Go back and take a look at Dorsey Levens' second-effort touchdown against the Falcons in the playoffs and see who gets up from a successful block to make another one and help spring Levens free. Try to remember who saved your bacon on fourth-and-26 against Green Bay last season, or who it was exactly that was on the other end of Donovan's 14-second miracle play against the Cowboys this season. That wasn't T.O. running an estimated 114 yards total to get himself open. Sure wasn't Todd Pinkston, either. Don't forget the role Freddie Mitchell played on that big crossing pass to Owens across the middle in the first half, illegal pick that it was. And let's just remember that it was not entirely his fault that he caught one pass for 11 yards in the Super Bowl. The quarterback buried one first-down pass to him 4 yards in front of his feet and later sailed one over his head when he was open down the middle of the field. You want Freddie on that wall. You need Freddie on that wall... All right, all right, all right... Calm down. He drives you crazy, I know. He drives me crazy too, and your coach and quarterback, too. You should see the dread on the faces of people in the press box when he does something good in a game, knowing they must now seek his thoughts after the game. I promise everyone out there that if I find a genie bottle on the beach this summer, my first wish will be for Freddie Mitchell to become as mum as Art Monk. But we'll be sorry. Because there are times we want him talking, bull goose looney as he is. And there are times we will miss him on the field, should he be sent packing. Admit this, too: A lot of the noise he said over the weekend was the same noise some of you spouted around here after the Super Bowl. Your team was better - turnovers just killed you. Isn't that what a lot of you said? Brady isn't that good, right? Heck, Freddie even echoed the popular sentiment that Koy Detmer should have replaced McNabb over those final 5 minutes of dry heaves: "The way we approached that long drive, the sense of urgency wasn't there. Maybe, if anything, Donovan should have run off and let Koy Detmer come in." My favorite Freddieism from the weekend though was his reaction when told Patriots coach Bill Belichick called him "terrible" last week. "It takes a big man to talk after the game," Freddie said. "Why didn't he say anything before the game? That shows what kind of guy he is." In Freddie's world, the bigger man talks before the game. In Freddie's world, the bigger man talks smack before the game and after the game - even when he disappears during it. Delusional? Yup. As a rule, the elite wideouts in this league are delusional. Each thinks he's the best, each thinks he should get the ball every play, each can be a pain in the neck at times. Freddie's nowhere near elite. He's the only one who doesn't know that. But it was nice to have him around when T.O. wasn't this postseason. My guess is you will miss him, too, if T.O. goes down at any point next season. Link

Once I realized how ridiculous I looked in that shirt, sure. And I was hit on by some sort of a he-she that night, who took that picture. Chief kept making me stay in the hopes that I might get drunk enough to do something with her so he could hang that over me for the rest of my days, but self control prevailed.

I wouldn't either, but when you can see it in the water and on the paper, it was just a little freaky, still is, plus the doc casually telling me it could be a tumor without running any tests............. Anyways, fuck it.

But it doesn't hurt when I wipe. Besides, it's a pretty big amount of blood in the bowl, I don't know how much hemmorhoids cause though. Anyway, I haven't been to the hospital yet, although I may go tomorrow since I am off.

I dunno what happened, I just got kicked off, and now it gives me the message "The AOL Instant Messenger Service is temporarily unavailable." I tried to sign onto QuickBuddy just for the hell of it, and it said something about the network being down. Anyone else having troubles?

Hey I borrowed it from someone, lay off.

Any daughters? They could turn out hot one day, or bring around hot friends.

What you mean loads of booze, skanks with guts in mini skirts listening to house/dance music and rain? Loads of booze, a bug infested hotel room, the drunk bus, and karaoke? hmmm, yeah, sounds about right. Though Irish people are usually too cheap even for a bug infested hotel room, they usually just go to a field. Was Fields of Athenry sung at least once at the Karaoke? If so thats dead on Do tell the story regardless btw. Fuck the story, a picture speaks a thousand words. JAxl and Chief doing drunken karaoke at Irish Weekend.

Name the superior movie character: RP McMurphy from "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" Melvin Udall from "As Good As It Gets" Jack Torrance from "The Shining"

It wasn't a secret relative. He won $13 million in the lottery with a bingo card he stole from Kimberly, who was his valet at the time. You may be thinking of the period where he had a benefactor in May of 1996 whose identity was never revealed. After Page lost his money and his woman and his belt and pretty much everything, this mysterious person was supposed to be helping him get back on his feet. In his book, he says the mysterious benefactor was Kimberly. Funny how Ted DiBiase debuted with WCW that summer in the NWO. If there were no NWO, this would've been the perfect spot for him.

Hilarious. Great, underrated movie though.

I'm gonna tell you a story, about the house-man blues I come home one Friday, had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job She said that don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent, and out the door I went So I goes to the landlady, I said, You let me slide? I'll have the rent for you tomorrow. the next day I don't know So said let me slide it on you know people, I notice when I come home in the evening She ain't got nothing nice to say to me, but for five year she was so nice Loh' she was lovy-dovy, I come home one particular evening The landlady said, You got the rent money yet? , I said, No, can't find no job Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent She said I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job Said I seen you today you was standin' on a corner, leaning up against a post I said But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day She said That don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent, and out the door I went So I go down the streets, down to my good friend's house I said Look man I'm outdoors you know, can I stay with you maybe a couple days? He said Uh, Let me go and ask my wife He come out of the house, I could see in his face I know that was no He said I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know I said I know, everybody funny, now you funny too So I go back home I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent She said Yeah? I said Oh yeah And then she was so nice, loh' she was lovy-dovy So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go, I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go She a-hollerin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent, she ain't gonna get none of it So I stop in the local bar you know people, I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender Said Look man, come down here , he got down there So what you want? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer But I'm sitting now at the bar, I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer Looked down the bar, here come the bartender I said Look man, come down here So what you want? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last, gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed Gonna get high man I ain't had enough, need me a triple shot of that stuff Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here, I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Now by this time I'm plenty high, you know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high Looked down the bar I say to my bartender I said Look man, come down here , he got down there So what you want this time? I said Look man, a-what time is it? He said The clock on the wall say three o'clock Last call for alcohol, so what you need? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week, gotta get drunk man so I can't even speak Gonna get high man listen to me, one drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear, I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

I remember being totally disgusted when an out of shape Hogan won the belt at Wrestlemania 9. I don't think I watched again at all until after he turned heel.