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I don't want my immediate family to know, but I don't want to go alone either. So I am going to go to the ER tomorrow night when my Aunt is working so I don't have to be totally by myself. I'm even going to pack a change of clothes and some books in case they keep me, which I do suspect.

Well if it is Colon or Rectal then both of those are pretty fatal aren't they? My family has a vicious history with cancer too, but I don't recall anyone getting it when they were my age (23), but most of us do die in our early to mid 60s.

Well, if I have it, I am a dead man anyways. I mean, most likely. I think I will build a house to represent my life like that guy in that movie. Right. "Life As A House."

To elaborate some, the moron doctor. tells me the worst case scenario for my symptoms is cancer. That was his opening line. So, sorry if I came across a little freaked out last night. I am going to try and schedule an appointment for Tuesday, that's not confirmed yet, but I also may just go the emergency room tonight. It's been going on since last Wednesday, and from what that numbnuts told me, I dunno, I just don't want to have to worry about it. I'd rather know for sure.

I have a Doctor's appointment Tuesday, because my family doctor told me that my bleeding may be the result of a tumor. How do I deal with a situation like this? I'll post more later, here or in another folder............I dunno, I just went out and had a few drinks based on this. And I have work at 6 AM Eastern. I don't know what to think.

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600 is kind of an odd number to pick.

Interesting visual.

Since my favorite team is the Eagles, I will just post each of their free agents, and my thoughts on them and whether they will return. Anyone who wants to can do the same. ERFA= Exclusive Rights Free Agent RFA= Restricted Free Agent UFA= Unrestricted Free Agent Roderick Hood CB ERFA He'll be brought back. Played decently at Nickelback and on Special Teams Alonzo Ephraim C ERFA I don't know that he sees the field that often with Fraley in front of him. Doesn't matter to me. Quintin Mikell S ERFA Decent roleplayer. He'll be brought back as well. Brian Westbrook RB RFA He'll be brought back, but I think next year might be his last with the Birds since with his stature now, he'll be able to command a large enough salary that Reid and Co. will try to replace him. Ian Allen OT RFA Did he even play this year? Derrick Burgess DE UFA Reid likes him, and he did a hell of a job on the other side of Kearse. I see him coming back. Jermane Mayberry OG UFA Great O Lineman, but he's getting up there in years. Could see him returning if he doesn't want a ridiculous salary. Tra Thomas OT UFA Now that's a big son of a bitch. He'll be back for at least 3 more years. Corey Simon DT UFA Reid likes him also, but I see the salary demands being way too high. See ya later Corey. Jon Ritchie FB UFA Coming off a season of injury and after his role was effectively filled by a practice squad player, Josh Parry, I don't see Ritchie returning. Jeff Blake QB UFA Third stringer and old. Could be brought back for pennies if he accepts. Correll Buckhalter RB UFA Injury prone and unneccesary. He may be brought back for his size however. Keith Adams LB UFA Did a great job starting over Mark Simoneau. He is Trotter's protege. He'll be back if Jeremiah signs. Jeremiah Trotter LB UFA Came back after a shitty run with the Redskins and made the Pro Bowl after only starting half the season. Paid his dues in Special Teams early on. Give him the money for the love of God. Just an outstanding player. Dorsey Levens RB UFA The old man really did a nice job this year. I'd like to see him back for one more year, but I dunno. This team has cut him before. Hugh Douglas DE UFA Looked good early on, but didn't really contribute much in the second half of the year or the playoffs. See ya later Hugh.

Not if you count losing your Offensive and your Defensive coordinators as good fortune. And I just searched on Google for the Eagles' list.

I like this observation. But messageboards in the 50s? Mwahahahahahaha.

Despite it being so popular to get a girl to do it these days, anal sex is not a neccesary componant of any heterosexual sex life.

Total Elimination Hart Attack Demolition Decapitation Doomsday Device Head Cheese's Backbreaker/Legdrop combo Raven/Kanyon's Powerbomb/Neckbreaker that nearly killed a Villano

Man, I was at that Raw. Fucking electric in there that night. But yeah, definitely the Tyson appearances, and then the McMahon/Austin non-match.

My Jasmin thread from May of last year and my first Tales From The Bar Floor are easily classics.

I think we both know the answer to that one.

1. Neil Peart (Rush) 2. John Bonham (Led Zeppelin) 3. Ginger Baker (Cream) 4. Keith Moon (Who) 5. Terry Bozzio (Zappa, Jeff Beck) 6. Bill Bruford (Yes) 7. Danny Carey (Tool) 8. Mike Portnoy (Dream Theater) 9. Ian Paice (Deep Purple) 10. Carl Palmer (ELP) 11. Stewart Copeland (Police) 12. Dave Lombardo (Slayer) 13. Steve Gadd (Steely Dan) 14. Vinnie Colaiuta (Sting, Frank Zappa) 15. Carter Beauford (Dave Matthews Band) 16. Tim Alexander (Primus) 17. Simon Phillips (Toto, Jeff Beck) 18. Rod Morgenstein (Dixie Dregs, Winger) 19. Matt Cameron (Soundgarden) 20. Dennis Chambers (Santana) 21. Chad Wackerman (Zappa) 22. Phil Collins (Genesis) 23. Mitch Mitchell (Jimi Hendrix Experience) 24. Virgil Donati (Planet X) 25. Max Weinberg (E Street Band) 26. Vinnie Paul (Pantera) 27. Ansley Dunbar (Jeff Beck, Whitesnake) 28. Mike Shrieve (Santana) 29. David Garibaldi (Tower Of Power) 30. Steve Smith (Journey) 31. Josh Freese (A Perfect Circle) 32. Alex Van Halen (Van Halen) 33. Billy Cobham (Mahavishnu Orchestra) 34. Bill Ward (Black Sabbath) 35. Alan White (Yes) 36. Carmine Appice (Beck, Bogart, Appice) 37. Stanton Moore (Galactic) 38. Nicko McBrain (Iron Maiden) 39. Scott Rockenfield (Queensryche) 40. Hal Blaine (Elvis Presley, Beach Boys) 41. Joey Jordison (Slipknot) 42. Marco Minnemann (Weirdoz) 43. Cozy Powell (Rainbow) 44. Tommy Aldridge (Whitesnake) 45. Chester Thompson (Santana) 46. Morgan Agren (Frank Zappa) 47. Jeff Porcaro (Toto) 48. Dean Castronovo (Journey) 49. Mike Giles (King Crimson) 50. Jeff Campitelli (Satriani) 51. Nick Mason (Pink Floyd) 52. Greg Bissonette (David Lee Roth, Satriani) 53. Ralph Humphrey (Mothers Of Invention) 54. Mike Bordin (Faith No More) 55. Ringo Starr (Beatles) 56. Zak Starkey (The Who) 57. Jon Theodore (Mars Volta) 58. Phil Ehart (Kansas) 59. Clive Bunker (Jethro Tull) 60. Jimmy Chamberlain (Smashing Pumpkins) 61. Charlie Watts (Rolling Stones) 62. Lars Ulrich (Metallica) 63. Brian Mantia (Primus, GNR) 64. Mike Sus (Possessed) 65. Jason Rullo (Symphony X) 66. Dave Grohl (Scream, Nirvana) 67. Pat Mastelotto (King Crimson) 68. Mick Fleetwood (Fleetwood Mac) 69. Ray Herrera (Fear Factory) 70. Brann Dailor (Mastodon) 71. Matt McDonough (Mudvayne) 72. Scott Travis (Judas Priest) 73. Jack Irons (RHCP, Pearl Jam) 74. Roger Taylor (Queen) 75. Jose Pasillas (Incubus) 76. Earl Palmer (session man) 77. BJ Wilson (Procol Harum) 78. Joey Kramer (Aerosmith) 79. Gene Holgan (Death) 80. Danny Seraphine (Chicago) 81. Igor Cavalera (Sepultura) 82. Brian Downey (Thin Lizzy) 83. Travis Barker (Blink 182) 84. Taylor Hawkins (Foo Fighters) 85. Nicholas Barker (Dimmu Borgir) 86. Paul Bostaph (Slayer) 87. Chad Smith (RHCP) 88. Brad Wilk (Rage Against The Machine) 89. Alan Gratzer (REO Speedwagon) 90. Matt Sorum (The Cult, GNR) 91. John Dolmayan (System of a Down) 92. Chad Sexton (311) 93. Mark Zonder (Fate's Warning) 94. Gary Husband (Level 42) 95. John Densmore (The Doors) 96. Jon Fishman (Phish) 97. Al Jackson (MG's) 98. Jim Gordon (Derek & the Dominos) 99. Dave Abbruzzese (Pearl Jam) 100. Sean Kinney (Alice in Chains

I knew I should have drove down there.

Jack Nicholson receiving electroshock therapy in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest."

I heard a rumor it was Linkin Park, thus making his suicide totally acceptable. God will still let him in Heaven.

I haven't paid close enough attention to know why that is an insult. Sorry bout that.

Well thats just mean. Yeah, that's basically it ... put a tube into the vagina, let rat enter said vagina via said tube, remove tube and sit and watch rat claw it's way out from the inside. Tasty. Well, he starved it first, and also stuffed the girl full of some sort of cheese.

Does this mean I have to overdose on some high quality heroin tonight?

Can someone clarify why that is an insult?

I start a new job this morning that will keep me occupied Monday through Friday, 7 AM until 7 PM. So, obviously, I won't be posting as much. I won't be doing anything I usually do as much anymore. And if the Eagles actually win, I'll have to miss the parade. Good bye Thursday bar nights, good bye Wing Bowl, goodbye 50 cent drink Wednesdays. Good lord, it's awful. It's going to get even worse when they start us on Saturdays. Is it humane to make someone work a 72 hour week? This isn't fucking Japan man, these people are crazy! But on the plus side, I'll be rolling in the dough, and I'll have no time to spend it. And I have a trip to Vegas on the horizon for the middle of March...........