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Apparently I wasn't quite as disturbed because I am drawing a blank on what you are talking about. Rat? I remember the rat scene from the book but don't remember one from the movie. Of course, I was terrifically high when I saw that flick so I might have just been distracted by something shiny. I do agree that the rat scene was the most disgusting thing I have ever read, but I highly doubt it got even close to being on screen.

He never really fucked any of em, he just paid em a bunch to talk about what a fantastic lay he is. Just like the great Ty Cobb. First, you try to say that Prince is gay when it's not mentioned. When it's pointed out hot the women Prince has been with are, you try to talk about how Axl has slept with lots of hot women too. How that's relevant, I don't know. A day later, when the subject's passed and no one is really talking about it, you try to say Prince didn't sleep with anyone at all and that he paid them. As effeminate as Prince's album covers may seem, it's not nearly as gay as you defending the exploits of Axl Rose's penis, especially when no one asked about it. The only conclusion is that you're a closeted homosexual. Yeap, that's it. Actually, my whole point was how great Ty Cobb was.

I called Piper being there after his appearances on Confidential. I was totally surprised by Rock's heel turn at Survivor Series 1998 though.

Jesus getting scourged in "The Passion" The rape scene in "Bully"

He never really fucked any of em, he just paid em a bunch to talk about what a fantastic lay he is. Just like the great Ty Cobb.

Well, it went on for two days and cleared up today. Therefore, no doctor's office for me.

Wrestlemania 7? Most underrated Mania main event ever.

Yes. I am totally exhausted and currently sober. They both lead to extreme bouts of writer's block.

Just shut the fuck up and examine my anus.

And the ability to make any female cross the street when they see him.

I deal with morons no matter where I turn. (who the fuck is Budapist?)

Gee, when I posed that question, I never ever expected that answer.

Why does it have to be Thanksgiving? He's been through so much, could he at least get a blowjob? I mean, he does have to fornicate more then normal people.

Ok, now I have a similar problem. When I wipe, there is a lot of blood on the toilet paper, and it's not from wiping too hard. Am I dying?

Well, I am going to go out tonight, but it really couldn't be classified as partying, unless getting two beers, a cheeseburger, and playing lame bar video games is a party.

Hey Axl had Stephanie Seymour, Erin Everly and that other chick...........the blond. Damn it.

I saw it for the first time last week. Why did Prince run off and do a victory lap backstage after every song? And during his final victory lap, why were there no less than 100 people lining the hallways cheering him on? It's not like they could have seen the performance. Because he's a big fag. Mark my words, it'll come out eventually.

I just threw up on my dinner plate.

If I found out we weren't friends anymore, well I just don't think I could bear it.

OH NO!

I made em look like rubes? Fuckin a, I was drunk off my ass too. Thanks a lot, fag. Drunk JAxl>WWE Folder wankers

The is when the whores take over, coming in and shaking their tails for the menfolk.

I saw Low Ki do a vicious Ki Crusher in 3PW, but I forget who he did it to. Maybe Ruckus.

I'm sure my stories will improve drastically when/if I complete my move to Vegas.

It's definitely warehouse work. I'm working for Blockbuster, in their pathetic attempt to kick Netflix's ass. I check the DVDs for defects, repack em, reshelve em, etc. etc. It's not that bad, and with time and a half after 40 hoursm I'll be making some nice bank. This will help finance my new plan of moving to Vegas on April 1st, and until then, the ridiculous hours will keep me from wasting my money on booze and such.