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Who the fuck is Garrison Cade?

Which one is funnier?

Well, call her a "boxer" all you want. When she fought just outside of Philly, I know the girl who was supposed to be her opponent first, and she dropped out of the fight becuase she didn't want to take a dive for a grand. The girl they brought in to replace her had no problem with losing.

In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue.

That is never ever going to get old.

What's funnier? This, or Nash's quad tear?

The Eagles have five draft picks in the first two rounds, not to mention a lot of money left under the cap to spend. They're going to be the head of the class of the NFC for a long, long time.

Don't bunch the entire city together for a mistake that idiot Angelo Cataldi and his Retard Thirty(Yes I know it's "Dirty Thirty" Philly people, but they're fucking morons). Real Eagle fans knew the team needed a QB, Duce Staley had a 1,000 yard season already, and they weren't going anywhere with Koy Detmer or Doug Pederson as the starting QB. Those morons got all stirred up thanks to the head idiot Cataldi and decided to give the entire city a black eye for their stupid decision. Reid is set as Eagles HC for as long as he wants to be it, no matter what the jackasses on WIP say. Don't forget Mayor/Governor Rendell also making a plea for them to draft Ricky Williams.

He's going to be Eugene's newest, most specialest, friend! Or else he is going to start fucking a mop.

"At the end of the Royal Rumble match, after Batista and John Cena spilled out of the ring at the same time, Vince McMahon came down to ringside to give orders to the referees as to what to do with the match. As he got near the ring, he slammed into it and appeared to suffer a leg injury in the process. When he got in the ring and tried to get up, his right knee buckled and he immediately fell down, landing on his rear end. He then gave orders to the refs to restart the match, while sitting in the ring, which Batista won. Once he got to the back, he was attended to by the trainer and there was a big crowd of people around him. The initial prognosis was that he blew out his knee. We will update his condition when get more information." Link

I haven't watched for months till tonight, but man, that showed how over that hot babyface Orton was, huh?

I dont htink it was supposed to be that much of a squash, but Orton looked completely lost after his concussion or whatever. The guy was totally out of it. It was kind of scary WORK.

I watched it with complaining friends, so maybe I am on the opposite page.

Goddamn skippy. And what fans would have realized Vince ordered it? Do you realize how stupid most wrestling fans are? Probably when Finkel said "By order of the chairman Mr Mcmahon, he has ordered that this match must be restarted" Selective hearing.

You mean when Finkel said "The owner of THE CHAIRMAN" SAYS.............." It was all fucked up tonight.

I knew I wasn't alone, it just makes more sense.

Goddamn skippy. And what fans would have realized Vince ordered it? Do you realize how stupid most wrestling fans are?

Rumbles are incapable of not being entertaining. That one was just a clusterfuck though. You could tell Patterson was missed.

Well, Fink said that it was on the order of Vince. Thank you It's like some of these guys focus on the most insignificant things, and try to make them way bigger then they are. Then they have the nerve to call us marks. Well, only a mark would root for the Mets.

Please explain how Vince fucking up his knee made the finish change. That makes no fuckin sense at all. You trying to say that it was supposed to end like 94, but him messing up his kneww made the match restart?????? Vince speaking on the mic to restart the match means a hell of a lot more then Finkel you idiot. If you don't realize that, then you are definitely under 15 years old, if not physically, then mentally. Yeah, big fuckin deal that Finkel says it instead of Vince. That's what we all should be focusing on, Fuckin moron Jaxl's incapable of understanding the knee injury had ZERO effect on that match at all, all it meant was that Vince couldn't stand and announce it. The fans know Vince called for the Restart and it did restart. Thats all that matters. Not true. They've conditioned the fans to believe that Vince orders all. When Vince is sitting there looking like an invalid, and Finkel announces the restart, it means less. I can't possibly be alone here. Everyone saw Vince ordering the restart, fuckin putz Except that never happened. Nice try, though. All Vince did was look hurt and flail his arms about. BENOIT! BENOIT! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Please explain how Vince fucking up his knee made the finish change. That makes no fuckin sense at all. You trying to say that it was supposed to end like 94, but him messing up his kneww made the match restart?????? Vince speaking on the mic to restart the match means a hell of a lot more then Finkel you idiot. If you don't realize that, then you are definitely under 15 years old, if not physically, then mentally. Yeah, big fuckin deal that Finkel says it instead of Vince. That's what we all should be focusing on, Fuckin moron Jaxl's incapable of understanding the knee injury had ZERO effect on that match at all, all it meant was that Vince couldn't stand and announce it. The fans know Vince called for the Restart and it did restart. Thats all that matters. Not true. They've conditioned the fans to believe that Vince orders all. When Vince is sitting there looking like an invalid, and Finkel announces the restart, it means less. I can't possibly be alone here.

Please explain how Vince fucking up his knee made the finish change. That makes no fuckin sense at all. You trying to say that it was supposed to end like 94, but him messing up his kneww made the match restart?????? Vince speaking on the mic to restart the match means a hell of a lot more then Finkel you idiot. If you don't realize that, then you are definitely under 15 years old, if not physically, then mentally. Yeah, big fuckin deal that Finkel says it instead of Vince. That's what we all should be focusing on, Fuckin moron Wow, you're more of a mark then you think.

Please explain how Vince fucking up his knee made the finish change. That makes no fuckin sense at all. You trying to say that it was supposed to end like 94, but him messing up his kneww made the match restart?????? Vince speaking on the mic to restart the match means a hell of a lot more then Finkel you idiot. If you don't realize that, then you are definitely under 15 years old, if not physically, then mentally.

The only difference I can see that him hurting himself caused was that Finkel said it would continue, not Vince. Shhhhhhhhhh, I am trying to educate the asshole Benoit marks who won't stop complaining, even if their hero won the 2004 Rumble, won Wrestlemania 20, and held the belt convincingly for more then 6 months.

The focus should be Vince's torn up knee making the new finish be thought up on the fly you fucking blind idiots.