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Wait a second netslob, I never said I fucked her. Also, I am quite respectful of women who have respect for themselves. Oh, and I never led her on or appeared interested, in fact quite the opposite, so it's her fault when she finally finds out what everyone else allows themselves to see. Eventually though, when my reserve broke down, I took advantage of the fact that God invented light switches and eyelids, and just pretended it was someone else.

Check this shit out Fucking tremendous.

Maybe my weight estimation was a little off then. Listen, there's good chunk (maybe a little belly and a nice amount in the ass) and there is bad chunk (FLAB EVERYWHERE) This was bad bad bad. I think I hate myself more over it because I hate the girl personally though, and I went along when she drug me into the bathroom. Calling her a fat chick is just me being pissed off, even if she WAS fat.

Hey, I'm not little, I'm 6"2. It appears I have ruffled a few feathers. Well, it's kind like going from eating prime rib to eating fucking salisbury steak. I've done so much better that a step down like this is kind of a shock to my system. It's not my fault some of you have to scrape the bottom of the barrel and like it. I hate coming across like this, because God knows, I am not the most attractive guy in the world, but it's like I always said, personality gets the job done. And she's fat AND her personality sucks. You're right though, I probably am doing her a favor. If you try and get on someone who is clearly an asshole most of the time and who showed no interest in you to the point of hostility, then you reap what you sow. It's like you guys who get with someone who cheated on everyone else, but by golly, it won't be like that with you!

You got dropped down a well?

Man, they stole Nino Brown's #1 heel manuever. If they kick over someone in a wheelchair, then they are trying to channel the spirit of Zeus.

This is not about catching my grandfather jerking off. I'll save that awful story for another occasion.

I don't mind a little bit of chub, but this was just overstepping my normal bounds. It must have been traumatic if I posted about it immediately when I got home. The new problem arises now, as I know that she likes me. Now, like I said before, I kind of fought it tooth and nail until she drug me into the bathroom, and there had been nights before when I flat out turned her down. Now when the time comes when I snap and tell her to stop hanging on me, or something similar, does that make me the asshole? It's not my fault she is trying to convince herself there is something there when anyone else around can see that there isn't.

Man I wish someone was sending a live report of this.

Yeah, Brian "Brain" Mantia. He just recently released a list of tracks he has worked on for the albums Axl has in mind. Other drummers that have worked on the project has included former Pearl Jam drummer Dave Abbruzzese and Perfect Circle drummer Josh Freese.

I get out of my chair and do the Axl Rose snake dance.

Maybe he could beat the shit out of Hassan in a Hardcore match.

Suprised you could type so many letters with your fingers covered in mashed potatoes. KKK, she was a good hookup, and like I said, it was dark, so it was worth it I guess, although it may have cost me my reputation in my favorite dive bar.

It could always be possible Jeff didn't know who he was posing with...........couldn't it?

Jericho's Pearl Jam ripoff was fucking clutch. I'm going to go download it now. Raven's "Come As You Are" ripoff was also one of the better ones. Also, for decent "original" music, WCW did a nice job with Harlem Heat's.

I like to think of my vocal style of a ripoff/combination of Jim Morrison/Robert Plant/Elton John all combined. Just remember, no one ever said having a decent voice was a requirement to front a band.

Knows where I live and is capable of getting my phone number because my friends would find it absolutely hilarious. I know it's not the end of the world Lushus, it's just a first for me, and I'm just hoping it is not a step to continued decline in my female company at the end of the night. Of course, now that I am half sober and looking back, I was with a really attractive girl Saturday night, I just got molested last night. I can live with that.

That is an insult to Vanilla Ice.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm............ Italian chick, maybe 5"9, possibly around the 160-170 mark? I couldn't judge the weight from the darkness, but I felt it.

He definitely looks faggy, but he also looks like he aged 5 years in the past 1.

I thought that looked pretty fucking good, but I guess I am biased because I ended up being such a big fan of the original.

Wait, why are these fag broadcasters bitching so much about that celebration? Who really gives a fuck? The No Fun League rears it's ugly, boring ass head again.

How long until the "Post Pic Of Your Turds!" thread comes about. IDRM, I am looking in your direction..............

This folder has an abundance of posts about shitting habits this weekend, doesn't it?

You aren't supposed to chew cock.... That all depends on your personal tastes.