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I think it's more of the way it comes out. From what I hear, it's kind of like pissing out of your asshole.

Isn't that the one where Katie Holmes gets all fucked up?

I think I speak for the board by saying thank you for reminding us we are all failures who cannot keep a simple promise to themselves for more then 9 days.

It's not a hypothesis if it has been proven to me by so many people telling me about it. True, all beer gives you the shits, but none as foul as Budweiser.

Be thankful you have nice weather. Oh, and I was lost for two hours trying to find this broad's place in Philly last night, during which time I am sure I walked 5 or more miles, so suck it up champ.

But I am a drinking expert, and anyone who has ever consumed that foul beverage knows that Budweiser=the runs. The term "Bud Shits" was specifically invented for such an occurance.

Man, you definitely have the shits today, huh?

<------------currently enjoying some Lord Chesterfield Ale

I've got an ecstasy pill and a bottle of whiskey with Jennifer's name on it. Come on home sweetheart.

With TNA's shady future though, taking the WWE's offer is probably his best bet for financial security.

Consider my erection a thank you.

While we're on the subject of masked wrestlers, bring Val Venis's "Steele" character back.

Wonderland. Wait that movie blew. Nevermind. Aw man, I liked "Wonderland."

Wishing death on that kid is ok. Just say it out loud right now. "I wish death on Aaron Carter." It just brightens the day, doesn't it?

"The Sandman (Jim Fullington) was recently asked by WWE is he would be interested in doing the 6/5 ECW PPV but he turned it down. " Link

ECW + ROH? I'd rather not fag it up.

ECW + ROH? I'd rather not fag it up.

Typing on any drug is easy if you have the tolerance or the mind power for it.

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Look, I like most of the high priced beers I have mentioned in here, and I will enjoy them when they find their way to me, but............. Anything that is more then $20 a case is for someone who is trying to prove something.

Ah I did forget about Moosehead. And I have a 12 pack of it sitting in the fridge left over from New Year's.

I prefer Mexican to Canadian.

Mine too, although I'm not sure whether or not Steel Reserve caused it.

What you don't understand is that this PPV will draw the people who have turned off the WWE.

Well, speaking as a true connoisseur, I can say I have had Stella on one occasion, and it was quite excellent. 8/10 Of course this is coming from someone who has drank something called "American" beer the past few weeks, and that is $7 a case.