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Well we really didn't get anywhere, we got to walk him in, then took the escalator upstairs with him, and I believe the metal detectors were right there. We didn't get to send him off with a drink or anything either, as we were all too hungover from last night's excursion. But on the plus side, 5 minutes after I left, he called to let me know he ran into, and shook hands with EDDIE GUERRERO! "Man, that guy's fucking short!"---Chief on Eddie Guerrero

Don't do it Agent. If you shave it, it's never coming back. I am living proof.

No but he found me stuck between a mattress and a wall covered in my own vomit once.............then proceeded to hit me with a 6"4 330 lb. flying elbow drop.

All I can say is, it is now perfectly clear why Donovan McNabb is worth every penny.

For me, it's a combination of a New Year's Eve party and a Going Away party, as my buddy Chief leaves to spend 6 months on so in Nevada to dry out and get his shit together. That should be a tasty treat, all depending on what kind of crowd shows up, of course. Then the following morning, I will collect all the stragglers who assed out there and force them to take the train down to see the Mummer's parade with me. Not that I give two shits about the parade, I just want to keep the party going as long as possible, because starting January 3rd, I will start attending AA meetings So not only is Chief cutting out, but it will be my last hurrah as far as boozing goes. Or at least AA may help me cut down. We shall see.

1. I have much sympathy for the Doritos episode, I think anyone here who drinks has thrown up something very unpleasant at one time or another. My worst episode escapes me at the present moment, however. 2. The latter story, involving you jumping at the couch had me laughing for around 3-4 minutes.

I haven't had an overly memorable year since 2002, but this one may prove to be different, as I am quitting drinking for at least a month starting on Monday, will most likely be working two jobs for most of the year, and I plan on going back to school.

Ya got me there.

No, no, Smirnoff Ice is lame.

Well there's really no way to prove or disprove any of this. I mean, it is the internet after all.

You're all pussies. I drank a bottle of Irish whiskey and quite a few tasty and cheap Natural Lights, plus got a blowjob in my friend's bathroom, and then I was up at 10 this morning to go down to the Mummers parade. My coolness factor is now through the roof.

So here's the question: Why are those here that used to be wrestling fans so hard on the ones that still are? It's like making fun of say, a Linkin Park fan, an American Idol fan, or a Dallas Cowboys fan. Anyone with bad taste is fair game, and the people who still watch wrestling today obviouslty have bad taste.

Hit that. No questions asked. I'll be back with a summation of my shitty New Year's weekend somewhere in the next 36 hours I think.

...and STDs. Leave it up to Banky to redefine romance.

Or at least a broad that looks somewhat like Chief. But that's why God invented eyelids and lightswitches.

That sounds pretty glamorous.

I'd do that, but I am already hung. BITCH!

I can handle it too, I just want to try being sober for a few months, see how I like that.

No large eskimo for Chief, not while he runs every day in the Hot Nevada sun and desert. I think he is planning on taking peyote and having a religious experience as well.

Lawfland, or Lawfton or something similar.

7/10

I dunno. I just post to talk about fucking and drinking. Nah seriously, everyone here had to start out as a wrestling fan, it's just that it has gotten so abysmal lately, that most of the smart people here do not care to watch it or comment on it. Those still hanging onto it have to be either under 17 or couldn't get laid in a morgue with a fistfull of dollar bills.

That either makes me rather inferior for not catching on, or superior for being above it.

Please point out some of this comedy that you speak of.